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Detoxing 31 50.00%
canoworms 31 50.00%
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Old 07-10-2018, 08:21 AM  
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Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 18 - Detoxing versus canoworms

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is.

Venue - A coastal beach
Starting Distance - 81 feet

Detoxing

Main Weapon - Two fist-sized rocks, one of which has a slightly sharp edge
Backup Weapon - 20 sharp small ninja stars

Prep Time - 14 seconds
Special Factors - None

canoworms

Main Weapon - The thigh bone of a large ape
Backup Weapon - BB gun with 50 BBs, each of which is coated with enough poison to slow a person down by 4 percentage points

Prep Time - 9 Minutes
Special Factors - You're wearing an eye patch on your right eye, which you can't remove
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Old 07-10-2018, 07:08 PM   #91
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Old 07-10-2018, 08:56 PM   #92
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Old 07-10-2018, 09:30 PM   #93
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Detoxing has 30k+ posts. Who the **** is canofworms?

There’s your tie breaker. Detox wins.
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Old 07-11-2018, 07:28 AM   #94
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Detoxing has 30k+ posts. Who the **** is canofworms?

There’s your tie breaker. Detox wins.
We may need the Supreme Court decide this one.
Any hanging chads?
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Old 07-11-2018, 08:13 AM   #95
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It's a classic pump BB gun where one must manually do that thing with the thing under the trigger to place the next BB into the chamber.

Canoworms will shoot his non patched eye out.
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Old 07-11-2018, 08:43 AM   #96
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Old 07-11-2018, 09:08 AM   #97
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Old 07-11-2018, 09:25 AM   #98
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Some of you have clearly never been hit in the head with a rock. Or maybe you have and that's the problem...hrmmm....
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Old 07-11-2018, 09:28 AM   #99
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Some of you have clearly never been hit in the head with a rock. Or maybe you have and that's the problem...hrmmm....
So you have?
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Old 07-11-2018, 09:38 AM   #100
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So you have?
I've been hit in the back with a rock. Does that count?
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Old 07-11-2018, 09:40 AM   #101
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I've been hit in the back with a rock. Does that count?
Have you ever been hit with the thigh bone of a large ape?
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Old 07-12-2018, 08:58 AM   #102
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Old 07-12-2018, 09:07 AM   #103
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Old 07-12-2018, 09:13 AM   #104
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Old 07-12-2018, 09:14 AM   #105
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