Misc Masturbation Poll - Page 11

SomeRandomGirl · 03:57 PM

I'm sorry to do this, but I'm truly curious about this. I've wanted to ask this a while, as CP is the biggest group of random guys that I can access, but I didn't want to be that person. And considering I spend more time lurking than posting, this is just a weird thing to post and seems a bit trollish. It is not though. I'm just curious.

I've mentioned before that I participate on a rather large parenting forum. The majority of the posters there are women. I am often amazed at how other women view masturbation in general, and some of the responses that they give concerning their spouses and masturbation bother me.

So I'm curious about masturbation in general; how often you do it (if at all), does your spouse or significant other know or do you hide it? And this poll is open for all to answer, men and women.

I've never made a poll on here, so please bare with me.

Edited to add: By saying your spouse/significant other knows you do it, I mean they know in general that you do it, not that you tell him/her after each time.

**DaneMcCloud** · 04-17-2013, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KILLER_CLOWN

Until she starts performing for other men.....

That's a not a wife, that's a whoore.

Simply Red · 04-17-2013, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

That's a not a wife, that's a whoore.

precisely.

BWillie · 04-17-2013, 11:40 PM

Wow I had no idea ppl do it so often.....I must have an incredibly low sex drive

crazycoffey · 04-18-2013, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger

If you can't fry it, I don't eat it.

You can fry dog shit, just saying

BryanBusby · 04-18-2013, 12:15 AM

What if I go for the stranger effect, would that count?

Imon Yourside · 04-18-2013, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

That's a not a wife, that's a whoore.

Technically it could still be a wife, I've known quite a few that went through it.

**DaneMcCloud** · 04-18-2013, 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KILLER_CLOWN

Technically it could still be a wife, I've known quite a few that went through it.

That blows

Imon Yourside · 04-18-2013, 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

That blows

Yes it does, and it didn't for them anymore.

**ChiTown** · 04-18-2013, 04:28 AM

Well........

RunKC · 04-18-2013, 04:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

1. Never marry a chick that won't send you "Selfie's".
2. Never marry a chick that won't swallow your load.
3. Never marry a chick that won't mutually masturbate or masturbate, period.

Follow these guidelines and you'll be a happily married man.

A lot of truth here, though I think GF's/wives think it's a chore to do number 2 after you've been together for a long time.

At least that's the case with me

booger · 04-18-2013, 05:58 AM

Where is the not hitched butt the neighbor chic knows I grease up my baloney pony as often as possible option?

booger · 04-18-2013, 06:14 AM

Oops! Wrong poll

**MahiMike** · 04-18-2013, 06:28 AM

Wives know everything. If you think she doesn't know - she knows.

Lex Luthor · 04-18-2013, 06:55 AM

I also don't understand the obsession with having a woman swallow. Once you've blasted your load, why does it matter?

Is it just a way of marking your territory?

Prison Bitch · 04-18-2013, 06:56 AM

Less than 2% of wives still swallow loads. If that. Let's not be THAT guy, who pretends to the world that his wife still does that for him. It's ok man, you don't have to be something you're not. You are lucky to even get laid 1/week, let alone that treatment. So spare us the lies.

View Poll Results: Masturbation
I masturbate daily and my spouse/significant other does not know.	19	14.62%
I masturbate daily and my spouse/significant other knows.	16	12.31%
I masturbate a few times a week and my spouse/significant other does not know.	24	18.46%
I masturbate a few times a week and my spouse/significant other knows.	33	25.38%
I masturbate weekly and my spouse/significant other does not know.	5	3.85%
I masturbate weekly and my spouse/significant other knows.	12	9.23%
I rarely masturbate and my spouse/significant other does not know.	2	1.54%
I rarely masturbate and my spouse/significant other knows.	0	0%
I do not masturbate.	7	5.38%
Other	12	9.23%
Voters: 130. You may not vote on this poll

04-17-2013, 03:48 PM
SomeRandomGirl Super Chunty Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Iowa Casino cash: $10004945	Masturbation Poll I'm sorry to do this, but I'm truly curious about this. I've wanted to ask this a while, as CP is the biggest group of random guys that I can access, but I didn't want to be that person. And considering I spend more time lurking than posting, this is just a weird thing to post and seems a bit trollish. It is not though. I'm just curious. I've mentioned before that I participate on a rather large parenting forum. The majority of the posters there are women. I am often amazed at how other women view masturbation in general, and some of the responses that they give concerning their spouses and masturbation bother me. So I'm curious about masturbation in general; how often you do it (if at all), does your spouse or significant other know or do you hide it? And this poll is open for all to answer, men and women. I've never made a poll on here, so please bare with me. Edited to add: By saying your spouse/significant other knows you do it, I mean they know in general that you do it, not that you tell him/her after each time. Last edited by SomeRandomGirl; 04-17-2013 at 03:57 PM.. Reason: Explaining something.
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04-17-2013, 11:40 PM	#153
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04-18-2013, 12:15 AM	#155
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04-18-2013, 04:28 AM	#159
ChiTown Stroking to the SB Champs! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Flatlands of Kansas Casino cash: $3333962	Well........ __________________
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04-18-2013, 05:58 AM	#161
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $1548550	Where is the not hitched butt the neighbor chic knows I grease up my baloney pony as often as possible option? __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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04-18-2013, 06:14 AM	#162
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $1548550	Oops! Wrong poll __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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04-18-2013, 06:28 AM	#163
MahiMike He's Mahomie! Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Jax, FL Casino cash: $10023443	Wives know everything. If you think she doesn't know - she knows. __________________ 99.9%
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04-18-2013, 06:55 AM	#164
Lex Luthor MVP Join Date: Mar 2010 Casino cash: $10022775	I also don't understand the obsession with having a woman swallow. Once you've blasted your load, why does it matter? Is it just a way of marking your territory?
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04-18-2013, 06:56 AM	#165
Prison Bitch Rabbi Goldmann Join Date: Nov 2012 Casino cash: $5450159	Less than 2% of wives still swallow loads. If that. Let's not be THAT guy, who pretends to the world that his wife still does that for him. It's ok man, you don't have to be something you're not. You are lucky to even get laid 1/week, let alone that treatment. So spare us the lies.
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