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Old 07-12-2018, 05:38 PM  
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Florida News: Man with no arms charged with stabbing a Chicago Tourist
Couldn't find this in another thread, but very CP-worthy, offseason especially.

http://abc7chicago.com/man-with-no-a...?sf193547862=1

MIAMI -- A homeless Florida man with no arms has been charged with stabbing a Chicago tourist.

Miami Beach police say 46-year-old Jonathan Crenshaw held a pair of scissors with his feet and stabbed 22-year-old Cesar Coronado just after midnight Tuesday. The Miami Herald reports that Crenshaw is a popular fixture in the area, known for painting on canvases along a trendy spot in South Beach.

According to the arrest report, Crenshaw says he was lying down when Coronado approached him and kicked him in the head. Police say Crenshaw stabbed Coronado twice and fled the scene.

A friend who was traveling with Coronado said they asked Crenshaw for directions when he suddenly jumped up and stabbed Coronado in his arm. He was taken to the hospital.


CP PLOT THICKENER...

Pretty sure this is the same armless homeless guy you may remember from t his viral video from 2011...
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Old 07-13-2018, 06:25 AM   #16
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case will get thrown out..he was unarmed at the time
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Old 07-13-2018, 10:27 AM   #17
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I am sure the tourist wasn't worried beforehand. After all the other guy looked (h)armless.
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Old 07-13-2018, 02:59 PM   #19
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Old 07-13-2018, 03:18 PM   #21
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Old 07-13-2018, 03:51 PM   #22
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Old 07-13-2018, 10:10 PM   #23
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Cut his legs off and that would stop this behavior.
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Eilene.
BOOOOOOOOO!!!it's a one legged woman named eileene

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case will get thrown out..he was unarmed at the time
you are so mean

i bet he gives great armpit in all seriousness.
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. WTH was I thinking. Total fail on my part. I blame it on lack of sleep.
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