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Simply Red · 12-19-2013, 09:17 AM

What has to happen or not happen for you to resort to porn?

lcarus · 12-19-2013, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by booger

He's outta brown and to cheap to buy another? Only way that makes sense to me

That's just gross man. Have a little decency around here for christ sake.

Oh, and I never go cheap when it comes to stuffing waxy art instruments up my pizza pocket. I learned the hard way, believe me. Hell I think I still have the tip of a "salmon pink" Roseart stuck in there. If you MUST go Roseart brand, their dry erase board markers are ok if you super glue the cap on. But make sure you let it completely dry first! (I know I don't have to tell you. You seem like a wise dude, but you never know. People do some dumb shit these days lol)

booger · 12-19-2013, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by lcarus

That's just gross man. Have a little decency around here for christ sake.

Oh, and I never go cheap when it comes to stuffing waxy art instruments up my pizza pocket. I learned the hard way, believe me. Hell I think I still have the tip of a "salmon pink" Roseart stuck in there. If you MUST go Roseart brand, their dry erase board markers are ok if you super glue the cap on. But make sure you let it completely dry first! (I know I don't have to tell you. You seem like a wise dude, but you never know. People do some dumb shit these days lol)

i used to work with a dude that was in Nam. He said in the jungle he sharpened crayolas with his pee hole and it made funny colors when he peed.

lcarus · 12-19-2013, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by booger

i used to work with a dude that was in Nam. He said in the jungle he sharpened crayolas with his pee hole and it made funny colors when he peed.

Like an oil slick? Yeah, that's classic Nam stuff.

booger · 12-19-2013, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by lcarus

Like an oil slick? Yeah, that's classic Nam stuff.

speaking of folks sticking things in their holes, had a friend whose GF was a radiology student at the U of Iowa. Said it was nasty to see someone come in complain of pain. do an xray and see a bottle with a mountain dew label show up on film that they jammed in their cornhole. Or cockpit.

rocknrolla · 12-19-2013, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by GordonGekko

Who watches porn on DVD's? Probably if you are 35+ I guess.

I'm 42 and never seen a porno DVD! I have all I can handle at my finger tips.

Katipan · 12-19-2013, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by rocknrolla

I'm 42 and never seen a porno DVD! I have all I can handle at my finger tips.

Did you start at 32??

booger · 12-19-2013, 07:30 PM

VHS porn....brings back memories. Don't know which got more of a workout. my arms or my tape rewinder

MMXcalibur · 12-19-2013, 07:40 PM

When DON'T I resort to porn?

**J Diddy** · 12-19-2013, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by lcarus

Jamming a Crayola up your ass and watching Knight Rider counts as masturbation too.

Quit moving the goal posts.

Hog's Gone Fishin · 12-19-2013, 07:52 PM

You guys are some ****ing sick ass bastards.

booger · 12-19-2013, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer

You guys are some ****ing sick ass bastards.

do the boars like it when you use your left or right hand better?

Psyko Tek · 12-19-2013, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red

What has to happen or not happen for you to resort to porn?

I have to get up in the morning...

**Rain Man** · 12-19-2013, 08:22 PM

When a thread goes askew, it's entertaining. When a porn thread goes askew, it's disturbing.

booger · 12-19-2013, 08:29 PM

Icuras tell Simply Red you're sorry you ruined his black panther party. Lets get back to porn

booger · 12-19-2013, 08:34 PM

ok i will start. This is an oldie but a great time waster. I may not get anything done for days now. NSFW boobie cursor!

http://www.flabber.nl/linkdump/game/boob-cursor-1159

View Poll Results: When do you resort to porn?
I will never watch porn, it is disgusting, degrading and nothing needs to happen or not happen to where I'd actually watch it.	2	6.25%
I've covertly did the PB & Dog trick ever since 2007 when Claynus unveiled that idea to CP!	0	0%
After the wife goes to sleep, it's common that the sex stops after marriage ya know?	12	37.50%
I'm asexual, simple as that, ever do anything productive such as cook or excercise, punk!?!?	2	6.25%
I'm not sure I know what it is, though I hear the word porn all of the time. still not sure what you mean...	2	6.25%
I'm single and if i come home sloppy drunk without any trim for the night, I'll immediately fire up the laptop and grab a sock!	4	12.50%
I don't own a computer nor a DVD player.	6	18.75%
Gaz owned New Wave Hookers in 1982	4	12.50%
Voters: 32. You may not vote on this poll

12-19-2013, 09:17 AM
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12-19-2013, 07:30 PM	#67
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12-19-2013, 08:29 PM	#74
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $1538550	Icuras tell Simply Red you're sorry you ruined his black panther party. Lets get back to porn __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
Posts: 12,500

12-19-2013, 08:34 PM	#75
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $1538550	ok i will start. This is an oldie but a great time waster. I may not get anything done for days now. NSFW boobie cursor! http://www.flabber.nl/linkdump/game/boob-cursor-1159 __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
Posts: 12,500