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Old 01-16-2013, 08:41 PM  
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Report: Tiger wants to remarry Elin

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Tiger Woods is a single man these days, but he may not still be over his ex-wife Elin Nordegren.

Here are some of the women with whom Tiger was allegedly intimate.
According to the National Enquirer, Woods wants to remarry Nordegren and he's offering a huge chunk of change to get her back. The magazine also reports that Tiger even proposed to her over Christmas, getting down on one knee and presenting Nordegren with a ring.

Nordegren is reportedly considering the proposal from Woods, who is desperate to get Nordegren back, but wants a $350 million anti-cheating clause added to the contract.

Woods' proposed deal reportedly is worth over half of his estimated $600 million fortune.

"Tiger didn't even balk at the demand. Even though his accountants think he's crazy, he's ready to sign the pre-nup and set a wedding date," a source told the magazine.

"The guy has never recovered from being dumped by Elin. He's dated lots of models and bimbos, but none of them were more than a one night stand."

The Enquirer reports that Woods and Nordegren have even begun having a sexual relationship again.

"Tiger stopped by Elin's rental house one afternoon when their kids were out with a nanny and they had sex for the first time since the split," a source reportedly told the Enquirer.

Woods and Nordegren met in 2001 after being introduced by Swedish golfer Jesper Parnevik, for whom Elin was a nanny. The couple became engaged in November 2003 and married more than a year later in October 2004.

Woods and Nordegren have two children, but the marriage went awry after Nordegren discovered Woods had been cheating on her with multiple women. After learning of such news at Thanksgiving in Nov. 2009, she allegedly attacked Woods, who crashed his car into a tree.

Since the divorce, Nordegren has dated billionaire Jamie Dingman and reportedly NHL player Douglas Murray.

Woods and Nordegren have been living apart since 2010 as Nordegren works to rebuild her mansion in Palm Beach, Fla.
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Old 01-16-2013, 09:15 PM   #16
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Old 01-16-2013, 09:20 PM   #17
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She knows he'll **** up. It's all bout money. That's how that little nerd got her in the first place.
It's not just the money. It's being the best in the world at a huge sport and all the fame that comes with it. Women love men with money, but they love men with status even more.
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Old 01-16-2013, 09:23 PM   #18
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I smell a rat.

I see Tiger ending up on Cheaters....setup by Elin, of course!

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Old 01-16-2013, 09:25 PM   #19
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It's "putz", you reeruned dumbass.

Seriously, if your IQ registered higher than 30, I'd go into cardiac arrest.
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Old 01-16-2013, 09:27 PM   #20
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It's "putz", you reeruned dumbass.

Seriously, if your IQ registered higher than 30, I'd go into cardiac arrest.
That was pun intended douchenozle.
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Old 01-16-2013, 09:28 PM   #21
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That was pun intended douchenozle.
Then you sure spray a ton of "puns" around here because most of your posts read like a 2nd grader living in a trailer home.
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Old 01-16-2013, 09:31 PM   #22
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Then you sure spray a ton of "puns" around here because most of your posts read like a 2nd grader living in a trailer home.
You know what DaneMcDouche I don't give a ****. I got friends here. I made it to the inner circle obviously. So **** off dude.
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Old 01-16-2013, 09:32 PM   #23
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Old 01-16-2013, 09:34 PM   #24
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Then you sure spray a ton of "puns" around here because most of your posts read like a 2nd grader living in a trailer home.
For the record I do live in a trailer home. I am white. I am a single father making a living the best I know how and Chiefs Planet is part of what I do each day to pass the time. So I am going to post how ever the **** I want. You don't like it that is your problem NOT MINE.

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Old 01-16-2013, 09:36 PM   #25
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Old 01-16-2013, 09:37 PM   #26
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Old 01-16-2013, 09:39 PM   #27
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Don't mind Dane, he's just a plain old dick.
Oh I know he is and I'm not going to back down from him. It's his little schlick he thinks he has to be cool about it. I never done nothing to him then now and then he wants to pick on me after he hid town for six months.
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Old 01-16-2013, 09:41 PM   #28
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It's "putz", you reeruned dumbass.

Seriously, if your IQ registered higher than 30, I'd go into cardiac arrest.
you couldn't tell that was a pun?
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Old 01-16-2013, 09:50 PM   #29
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you couldn't tell that was a pun?
I like Tattoo.

But to be fair, he does struggle with spelling.
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