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Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. 71 59.66%
My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. 3 2.52%
I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. 28 23.53%
I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option 4 3.36%
I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. 13 10.92%
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Old 12-19-2014, 11:09 AM  
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Oral Sex Frequency

So I've seen many of you guys bitch about not getting blow jobs frequently.

How often do you get them? Or in katipan's/luv's/billay's case, how often do you give them?

Oral is part of foreplay for my wife and I so I get head just about every time before we ****. U jelly?
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Old 12-19-2014, 01:30 PM   #91
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Right. Because I'm sure I enthrall this fora with tales of how much of a mancrush I have on Christopher Nolan and how exciting the life of a high school sports announcer is.

defeatist attitude is defeatist.

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Old 12-19-2014, 01:31 PM   #92
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I wish.
I can pretty much guarantee that won't happen. pron is the devil / 'disgusting'


I'm defeated. i fought the good fight for years. Just don't care anymore lol.
too ****ing tired 1/2 the time anyway. so I've got that going for me.


You sound like Discuss now.
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Old 12-19-2014, 01:31 PM   #93
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I wish.
I can pretty much guarantee that won't happen. pron is the devil / 'disgusting'


I'm defeated. i fought the good fight for years. Just don't care anymore lol.
too ****ing tired 1/2 the time anyway. so I've got that going for me.
Dude...

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Old 12-19-2014, 01:32 PM   #94
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girls like confidence. you don't have to be confident in some crazy-awesome abilities like being a fighter pilot. whatever you do/enjoy and are confident about, go with that.



whatever 'it' is you have, be confident with it and run with it.
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Old 12-19-2014, 01:32 PM   #95
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unfortunately, the same applies in my situation.
Well do MTG#10 a solid and give her some pointers.
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Old 12-19-2014, 01:33 PM   #96
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Well no. If you're not excited about being a high school sports announcer, then no, I don't want to hear about it.

But if you love it. If you love the kids, the atmosphere, the booth. If it's the tradition, or the smells, or the sounds that keep drawing you back. If it mattered to you in any way, I would.
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Old 12-19-2014, 01:34 PM   #97
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I'm starting to wonder
Try the..well your sister and her friend like it option...hmmmmmmmmmm

and just leave it there..it works.....however once is starts happening on a regular basis u will probably want it from the sis and other hotties. lolz
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Old 12-19-2014, 01:37 PM   #98
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Well no. If you're not excited about being a high school sports announcer, then no, I don't want to hear about it.

But if you love it. If you love the kids, the atmosphere, the booth. If it's the tradition, or the smells, or the sounds that keep drawing you back. If it mattered to you in any way, I would.
If that doesn't wake him up nothing will. I'm about to change his name to Discuss in KC.

Edit: not really, for those who throw fits over that sort of thing.
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I should probably also make sure my wife knows that Two Girls 1 Cup is not the Shawshank Redemption or Godfather of pron.
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Old 12-19-2014, 01:37 PM   #100
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Right. Because I'm sure I enthrall this fora with tales of how much of a mancrush I have on Christopher Nolan and how exciting the life of a high school sports announcer is.

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Old 12-19-2014, 01:44 PM   #101
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I wish.
I can pretty much guarantee that won't happen. pron is the devil / 'disgusting'


I'm defeated. i fought the good fight for years. Just don't care anymore lol.
too ****ing tired 1/2 the time anyway. so I've got that going for me.
Haha! Dude.
My Wife thinks Pron is stupid. In fact, at 48 years of age she has "Claimed" to never even seen pron. The way she screws I call BS.

On a side note Dayze. Have you ever just tried walking around naked doing the PeniCopter move. Woman can't resist the Penicopter. Tip...add sound effects
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Old 12-19-2014, 01:48 PM   #102
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Old 12-19-2014, 01:51 PM   #103
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If your wife/gf/significant other isn't giving up the oral sex then you ****ed up.



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Old 12-19-2014, 01:53 PM   #104
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Well no. If you're not excited about being a high school sports announcer, then no, I don't want to hear about it.

But if you love it. If you love the kids, the atmosphere, the booth. If it's the tradition, or the smells, or the sounds that keep drawing you back. If it mattered to you in any way, I would.
I would imagine that it smells a lot like teen spirit.
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Old 12-19-2014, 01:54 PM   #105
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