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05-27-2014, 06:36 PM | #31 |
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If there is one thing I have learned the two things that hang around jails is crabs and God.
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05-27-2014, 06:39 PM | #32 |
Settle this once and forever
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05-27-2014, 06:46 PM | #33 |
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The number one item searched in texas on the internet is "Do I have herpes?"
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05-27-2014, 06:48 PM | #34 |
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05-27-2014, 06:51 PM | #35 |
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VARSITY
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So the midgetts...
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05-27-2014, 06:58 PM | #36 |
Shit
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05-27-2014, 06:58 PM | #37 |
Shit
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05-27-2014, 06:59 PM | #38 |
MER
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STDs and general human filth is the only thing that keeps me from being a slut... Plus the whole emotional attachment to the b/f.
Of course.
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05-27-2014, 07:09 PM | #39 |
Fish are scared of me
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05-27-2014, 07:19 PM | #40 |
In Search of a Life
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05-27-2014, 07:22 PM | #41 |
I like Pie!
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Pretty sure it takes 12 shots in the meat pole with a 6 inch needle to cure that. Did you break it to your lover he might want to get checked out?
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05-27-2014, 08:21 PM | #42 |
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I thought I had a case of crabs once, but after a quick inventory it turned to be only 23 of them.
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05-27-2014, 08:24 PM | #43 |
Pessimistically optimistic.
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The Chiefs have ****ed me pretty good for 21 years.
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05-27-2014, 08:25 PM | #44 |
Consuming CP souls
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Two words....food thread
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05-27-2014, 08:27 PM | #45 |
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I had a patient once that I had to tell her she had HIV. Her NEW boyfriend who was staying in the hospital with her was freaking!! Needless to say, we had to call security.
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