Chiefs We destroyed the Broncos.

**Rain Man** · 11-14-2010, 08:34 PM

We killed them. Please allow me to dissect the game.

The nominal final score: 29 to 49.

Reverse the fluke fumble and touchdown (which by the way Bowe gave up on when he could have made the tackle), and of course we would've taken it in for a touchdown given our momentum: 36 to 42.

Take away the touchdown where the Denver-operated replay "was inoperable": 36 to 35.

Take away the touchdown that was handed to Denver when the replay suddenly "became operable": 36 to 28.

Give us the touchdown on the goal line, because we really should have scored there: 43 to 28.

If not for the above, we wouldn't have had to go for two twice: 45 to 28.

Tebow's stuff doesn't count. Seriously. He's just a marketing gimmick to the religious zealots in the mountains: 43 to 14.

We had that field goal return down for a touchdown except for a fluke tackle: 50 to 14.

There was one series where we had two near-interceptions. I think one of those could have gone to the house: 57 to 14.

Succop makes that field goal 9 times out of 10: 60 to 14.

We got the onside kick. That was a stupid call to take it back, and you know we would've scored: 67 to 14.

10 fluke plays that all went against us for a 73 point swing. If we just get a 50/50 normal luck on those, we win easily. If we'd gotten the same lucky breaks that the Hobbit Tribe got, we would've won by a near-NFL record.

Mr_Tomahawk · 11-14-2010, 08:36 PM

oooooooooooooo i get it.

now everything is better.

**Shogun** · 11-14-2010, 08:36 PM

We absolutely destroyed them.

**Smed1065** · 11-14-2010, 08:44 PM

Shrooms?

siberian khatru · 11-14-2010, 08:46 PM

This actually was the inflight PowerPoint presentation on the Chiefs' trip home.

**gblowfish** · 11-14-2010, 08:58 PM

And also the Royals will be contending in three years....

Hammock Parties · 11-14-2010, 09:03 PM

america

fudge yes

memyselfI · 11-14-2010, 09:09 PM

This has "repost" on Bronco forums written all over it.

ChiefsSuckBalls · 11-14-2010, 10:21 PM

This thread is an instant classic!

Frankie · 11-14-2010, 10:46 PM

I think Rain Man has posted this thread either as a joke or in frustration. Either way, technically he is not that far from the truth. I was making the same exact math to my wife towards the end of the game. It was with with tongue in cheek but deep in my heart I was a little bit serious too. We did win the 2nd half btw.

**Buehler445** · 11-14-2010, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

We killed them. Please allow me to dissect the game.

The nominal final score: 29 to 49.

Reverse the fluke fumble and touchdown (which by the way Bowe gave up on when he could have made the tackle), and of course we would've taken it in for a touchdown given our momentum: 36 to 42.

Take away the touchdown where the Denver-operated replay "was inoperable": 36 to 35.

Take away the touchdown that was handed to Denver when the replay suddenly "became operable": 36 to 28.

Give us the touchdown on the goal line, because we really should have scored there: 43 to 28.

If not for the above, we wouldn't have had to go for two twice: 45 to 28.

Tebow's stuff doesn't count. Seriously. He's just a marketing gimmick to the religious zealots in the mountains: 43 to 14.

We had that field goal return down for a touchdown except for a fluke tackle: 50 to 14.

There was one series where we had two near-interceptions. I think one of those could have gone to the house: 57 to 14.

Succop makes that field goal 9 times out of 10: 60 to 14.

We got the onside kick. That was a stupid call to take it back, and you know we would've scored: 67 to 14.

10 fluke plays that all went against us for a 73 point swing. If we just get a 50/50 normal luck on those, we win easily. If we'd gotten the same lucky breaks that the Hobbit Tribe got, we would've won by a near-NFL record.

bishop_74 · 11-14-2010, 10:57 PM

... and yet we still have to face all of the Bronco fans tomorrow. Should be fun.

**Shogun** · 11-14-2010, 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by memyselfI

This has "repost" on Bronco forums written all over it.

Good call. They did repost it, and think its serious. lol

**Rain Man** · 11-15-2010, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shogun

Good call. They did repost it, and think its serious. lol

They're examining my thread like a monkey examines a hammer.

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=95069

Three7s · 11-15-2010, 03:05 AM

Looks like I don't need drugs to get high anymore, yay!

11-14-2010, 08:34 PM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3348491 VARSITY	We destroyed the Broncos. We killed them. Please allow me to dissect the game. The nominal final score: 29 to 49. Reverse the fluke fumble and touchdown (which by the way Bowe gave up on when he could have made the tackle), and of course we would've taken it in for a touchdown given our momentum: 36 to 42. Take away the touchdown where the Denver-operated replay "was inoperable": 36 to 35. Take away the touchdown that was handed to Denver when the replay suddenly "became operable": 36 to 28. Give us the touchdown on the goal line, because we really should have scored there: 43 to 28. If not for the above, we wouldn't have had to go for two twice: 45 to 28. Tebow's stuff doesn't count. Seriously. He's just a marketing gimmick to the religious zealots in the mountains: 43 to 14. We had that field goal return down for a touchdown except for a fluke tackle: 50 to 14. There was one series where we had two near-interceptions. I think one of those could have gone to the house: 57 to 14. Succop makes that field goal 9 times out of 10: 60 to 14. We got the onside kick. That was a stupid call to take it back, and you know we would've scored: 67 to 14. 10 fluke plays that all went against us for a 73 point swing. If we just get a 50/50 normal luck on those, we win easily. If we'd gotten the same lucky breaks that the Hobbit Tribe got, we would've won by a near-NFL record.
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