Life Men -- Facials (spa treatment)

Jenson71 · 03-06-2013, 10:14 AM

Is this allowed?

Jenson71 · 03-06-2013, 10:15 AM

Polling is anonymous, btw.

**Iowanian** · 03-06-2013, 10:16 AM

Only if you wear a pinky ring.

Ebolapox · 03-06-2013, 10:17 AM

you know how I know you're gay?

EagleRob · 03-06-2013, 10:17 AM

Thanks for clarifying with the "spa treatment" caveat. Still no.

griZZly64 · 03-06-2013, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by EagleRob

Thanks for clarifying with the "spa treatment" caveat. Still no.

yeah i was like what the... for a second

Frankie · 03-06-2013, 10:19 AM

This reminds me of those commercials on the tube about 10 years back with Ditka, Burt Reynolds and a couple of others meeting around a table laying down rules of manhood. They were funny as heck, IMO. Does anyone remember what product they were pimping?

**gblowfish** · 03-06-2013, 10:19 AM

At least he didn't ask for a Pearl Necklace....

Frankie · 03-06-2013, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish

At least he didn't ask for a Pearl Necklace....

I didn't know that was unmanly.

Imon Yourside · 03-06-2013, 10:21 AM

I'm not a receiver, and I don't give to the same..so no all the way around.

**Lumpy** · 03-06-2013, 10:23 AM

I live in the American Gardens building on West Eighty-First Street, on the eleventh floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm twenty-seven years old.

I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now.

Soothing Beauty Mask

After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion.

Neutrogena Deep Clean Cream Cleanser, Oil Free - 7 oz

In the shower I use a water-activated gel cleanser...

Neutrogena Body Wash for Clean, Clear Skin 8.5 fl oz (250 ml)

then a honey almond body scrub...

100 Percent Pure - Organic Honey Almond Body Scrub - 14 oz

and on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub.

Nivea for Men Energizing Face Scrub, Normal Skin, 4.4 Ounces

Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.

Queen Helene Mint Julep Masque 12 oz. Jar

I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older.

Nivea for Men Sensitive After Shave Extra Soothing Balm, 3.3 Fluid Ounces

Then moisturizer...

American Crew After Shave Moisturizer 4.23 oz.

then an anti-aging eye balm...

Nivea Revitalizing Eye Cream Q10 0.5 oz.

followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion.

Nivea for Men Skin Essentials Protective Lotion, SPF 15, Normal to Dry Skin, 2.5 Fl Oz.

HolyHat · 03-06-2013, 10:23 AM

**Iowanian** · 03-06-2013, 10:23 AM

Sideburn · 03-06-2013, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frankie

This reminds me of those commercials on the tube about 10 years back with Ditka, Burt Reynolds and a couple of others meeting around a table laying down rules of manhood. They were funny as heck, IMO. Does anyone remember what product they were pimping?

Miller Lite I believe. Don't fruit the beer and man cards and what not.

Frankie · 03-06-2013, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sideburn

Miller Lite I believe. Don't fruit the beer and man cards and what not.

Yeah, those. Thanks. They should resurrect those.

View Poll Results: Have you had a facial, or do you want one?
Yes, I've had one (or more). They're good. I'll do it again.	6	10.34%
Yes, I've had one. It's not worth it/won't do it again.	2	3.45%
No, I haven't had one, and I don't want one.	46	79.31%
No, I haven't had one, but I do want one.	4	6.90%
Voters: 58. You may not vote on this poll

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Frankie Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Casino cash: $10004900	This reminds me of those commercials on the tube about 10 years back with Ditka, Burt Reynolds and a couple of others meeting around a table laying down rules of manhood. They were funny as heck, IMO. Does anyone remember what product they were pimping?
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gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17686178 VARSITY	At least he didn't ask for a Pearl Necklace....
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03-06-2013, 10:21 AM	#10
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03-06-2013, 10:23 AM	#11
Lumpy Supporter Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: On a yellow brick road. Casino cash: $9464900	I live in the American Gardens building on West Eighty-First Street, on the eleventh floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm twenty-seven years old. I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. Soothing Beauty Mask After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. Neutrogena Deep Clean Cream Cleanser, Oil Free - 7 oz In the shower I use a water-activated gel cleanser... Neutrogena Body Wash for Clean, Clear Skin 8.5 fl oz (250 ml) then a honey almond body scrub... 100 Percent Pure - Organic Honey Almond Body Scrub - 14 oz and on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Nivea for Men Energizing Face Scrub, Normal Skin, 4.4 Ounces Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. Queen Helene Mint Julep Masque 12 oz. Jar I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Nivea for Men Sensitive After Shave Extra Soothing Balm, 3.3 Fluid Ounces Then moisturizer... American Crew After Shave Moisturizer 4.23 oz. then an anti-aging eye balm... Nivea Revitalizing Eye Cream Q10 0.5 oz. followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion. Nivea for Men Skin Essentials Protective Lotion, SPF 15, Normal to Dry Skin, 2.5 Fl Oz.
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03-06-2013, 10:23 AM	#12
HolyHat No mayonnaise for me today!!! Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Overland Park Casino cash: $10005533
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