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Join Date: Sep 2008
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Sounds like the kind of girl who would be an absolute freak in bed.. so it'd be well worth it.
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Dwight: Very good. You have earned one Schrute buck. Stanley: I don't want it. Dwight: Then you have been deducted 50 Schrute bucks. Stanley: Make it a hundred. Dwight: Wh...don't you wanna earn Schrute bucks? Stanley: No. In fact, I'll give you a billion Stanley nickels if you never talk to me again. Dwight: What's the ratio of Stanley nickels to Schrute bucks? Stanley: The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns. |
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On the Taylor Mays Bandwagon
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Kansas City, Missouri
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Maybe I won't shave the entire time I'm dieting...I'll look awesome by the end.
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Starter
Join Date: Sep 2008
Casino cash: $2779
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You could tell people you were Spec Forces.. if you were cut and scruffy, you'd fit the bill.
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Dwight: Very good. You have earned one Schrute buck. Stanley: I don't want it. Dwight: Then you have been deducted 50 Schrute bucks. Stanley: Make it a hundred. Dwight: Wh...don't you wanna earn Schrute bucks? Stanley: No. In fact, I'll give you a billion Stanley nickels if you never talk to me again. Dwight: What's the ratio of Stanley nickels to Schrute bucks? Stanley: The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns. |
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RAGING
Join Date: Nov 2002
Casino cash: $36258
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Yeah...I decided my six days of growth looked ultra douchey.
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Let's roll!
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Southern California
Casino cash: $11366
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Well, I was gonna grow my Novembeard once my sixpackchin got less flabby.WTH I am in, tho a week late, I will catch up...
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Veteran
Join Date: Mar 2003
Casino cash: $2075
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Holiday neck beard is a better tradition.
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On the Taylor Mays Bandwagon
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Kansas City, Missouri
Casino cash: $39970
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My beard has gotta go...at least the not trimming part.
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Superbowl MVP
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: OOOOOOOOOOOOOLATHE
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On the Taylor Mays Bandwagon
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Kansas City, Missouri
Casino cash: $39970
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I have a date Saturday I'm not showing up looking homeless.
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That is all.
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: N. Hemisphere, N. America
Casino cash: $33311
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I'd defeat all you fuggers in a beard off if I started TODAY. I am the epitome of manliness. Whiskey runs through my veins.
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RAGING
Join Date: Nov 2002
Casino cash: $36258
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WHOA
STOP YOUR GRINNIN AND DROP YOUR LINEN BUMP THE I HAVE A DATE THREAD AND SPILL THE WAYS IN WHICH YOU WILL GET HER INTO BED But seriously BUMP THAT SHIT. I wanna know where you met her.
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23rd player off the street
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Eternal Damnation
Casino cash: $44916
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LOL - we kinda have a no shave novemeber thing going right now. lots of quasa staches and I'm one of them....
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Opie and Anthony XM 202
Join Date: Nov 2008
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Yeah, I do the playoff beard for the Devils and I did no shave November last year, but I'm thinking about shaving up the neckbeard and have just a regular thing going. I could grow a chin goatee in Junior High but it hasn't gotten all that much thicker since. Kinda pisses me off that it doesn't grow well enough for me to do a full goatee or mustache though.
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Not just Authentication
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Also the Guardian of HELL
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Honky Tonk Heroes
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: The Ozarks
Casino cash: $6812
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Bitch please.
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