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Ugly Duck · 09-10-2011, 01:09 PM

Hey you vegan Planeteers - how did you do it? Its not as easy as it sounds. I know - I won't have clogged arteries or colon cancer or heart disease & I'll live longer. But its not easy to cook without oil or cheese or eggs or meat or milk. You pull those out of your favorite recipes & there ain't much left. Whats left over is pretty tasteless unless you throw piles of herbs at it. So everything tastes like a pile of herbs. Is there a science to this that I'm not aware of? Don't you ever miss saying stuff like, "Thats a f'ing good milkshake. Don't know if its worth $5, but its a f'ing good milkshake!"?

KurtCobain · 09-10-2011, 01:11 PM

I just had a great beefshake.

Ugly Duck · 09-10-2011, 01:14 PM

Oh yeah.... lentils make you fart & your ass gets sore cuz you crap so much. Other than that - going vegan is really cool in a South Park hybrid kinda way....

**notorious** · 09-10-2011, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by KurtCobain

I just had a great beefshake.

Wow.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I have a sick ****ing mind.

Nickel D · 09-10-2011, 02:52 PM

My grandmama's a long-time vegan and a vegetable. Coincidence? Well, at least if her pantry's bare, she can bare her panties and eat herself.

Delano · 09-10-2011, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Nickel D

My grandmama's a long-time vegan and a vegetable. Coincidence? Well, at least if her pantry's bare, she can bare her panties and eat herself.

What is this all about?
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**RealSNR** · 09-10-2011, 01:13 PM

ClevelandBronco · 09-10-2011, 01:14 PM

If any part of this decision is because you want to extend your life, please reconsider.

**pr_capone** · 09-10-2011, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Ugly Duck

Hey you vegan Planeteers - how did you do it? Its not as easy as it sounds. I know - I won't have clogged arteries or colon cancer or heart disease & I'll live longer. But its not easy to cook without oil or cheese or eggs or meat or milk. You pull those out of your favorite recipes & there ain't much left. Whats left over is pretty tasteless unless you throw piles of herbs at it. So everything tastes like a pile of herbs. Is there a science to this that I'm not aware of? Don't you ever miss saying stuff like, "Thats a f'ing good milkshake. Don't know if its worth $5, but its a f'ing good milkshake!"?

*bullshit*

http://www.emaxhealth.com/1020/vegan...-heart-disease

**RealSNR** · 09-10-2011, 01:16 PM

Duck, did you know that it's possible to consume oils and animal products AND eat healthy without being a miserable wretched wreck of a vegan?

I suggest you investigate

**cdcox** · 09-10-2011, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR

Duck, did you know that it's possible to consume oils and animal products AND eat healthy without being a miserable wretched wreck of a vegan?

I suggest you investigate

This. Those predator eyes on the front of your head mean you're supposed to eat meat. That grey matter sloggin around your noggin needs to be fed plenty of protein too.

Ugly Duck · 09-10-2011, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR

Duck, did you know that it's possible to consume oils and animal products AND eat healthy without being a miserable wretched wreck of a vegan? I suggest you investigate

You think you're so tough - I'd like to see you walk down the streets of San Francisco talking like that! It... just... isn't... done

I gotta go to work now, but I just know that all the vegan Planeteers will fill my inbox with delicious recipies & words of compassionate encouragement while I'm gone...

Valiant · 09-10-2011, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Ugly Duck

You think you're so tough - I'd like to see you walk down the streets of San Francisco talking like that! It... just... isn't... done

I gotta go to work now, but I just know that all the vegan Planeteers will fill my inbox with delicious recipies & words of compassionate encouragement while I'm gone...

Why would chiefs fans be vegans??? I understand hippies on the coasts loving it.. But there is a reason why we talk about bbq all the time.. And that shit is not a vegetable..

Fritz88 · 09-10-2011, 01:17 PM

Eat whatever you want but work out. **** going vegan, it is against the nature of mankind. The only good it has is decent pooping.
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**the Talking Can** · 09-10-2011, 01:21 PM

vegans are pitiful

09-10-2011, 01:09 PM	Topic Starter
Ugly Duck MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Petaluma, CA, USA Casino cash: $9955920	Gone Vegan.... it ain't been all peaches & cream Hey you vegan Planeteers - how did you do it? Its not as easy as it sounds. I know - I won't have clogged arteries or colon cancer or heart disease & I'll live longer. But its not easy to cook without oil or cheese or eggs or meat or milk. You pull those out of your favorite recipes & there ain't much left. Whats left over is pretty tasteless unless you throw piles of herbs at it. So everything tastes like a pile of herbs. Is there a science to this that I'm not aware of? Don't you ever miss saying stuff like, "Thats a f'ing good milkshake. Don't know if its worth $5, but its a f'ing good milkshake!"?
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09-10-2011, 01:11 PM	#2
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09-10-2011, 01:14 PM	#3
Ugly Duck MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Petaluma, CA, USA Casino cash: $9955920	Oh yeah.... lentils make you fart & your ass gets sore cuz you crap so much. Other than that - going vegan is really cool in a South Park hybrid kinda way....
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09-10-2011, 02:52 PM	#5
Nickel D Veteran Join Date: Mar 2011 Casino cash: $11006781	My grandmama's a long-time vegan and a vegetable. Coincidence? Well, at least if her pantry's bare, she can bare her panties and eat herself.
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Fritz88 Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Casino cash: $8875943	Eat whatever you want but work out. **** going vegan, it is against the nature of mankind. The only good it has is decent pooping. Posted via Mobile Device
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the Talking Can Supporter Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: street Casino cash: $10022208	vegans are pitiful __________________ Clark Hunt: "Thank god for the Dominican pool boy"
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