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08-17-2011, 09:20 AM | #32 |
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08-17-2011, 09:21 AM | #33 |
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I'll pray for your blister, but I need to know why you were presumably at work cooking with no shoes on first.
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08-17-2011, 09:24 AM | #34 |
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08-17-2011, 09:38 AM | #36 |
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You should look into this company. They give employment opportunities to people with disabilities. It could open up an entire new career field to you. It is located in Wichita Kansas. Here is the link to their website~
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08-17-2011, 09:45 AM | #37 |
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08-17-2011, 10:49 AM | #40 |
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08-17-2011, 10:55 AM | #41 |
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I'd burn my foot too but it doesn't sound like much fun.
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08-17-2011, 11:00 AM | #42 |
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Nut, go get an aloe vera plant. Sometimes they are for sale at the grocery stores if they sell plants too, or get one from a flower shop. They are real easy to keep care of and are great for burns. Just snip off a small piece and rub it gently on the burn area. Instant relief. We always have one or two in the house for that reason.
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However, Wait a minute. Hey NUT! An aloe plant would be an awesome conversation starter with the ladies. "Hey baby... You wanna go back to my place and water my aloe plant?" "Maybe after that, I'll let you burn me and then rub it's awesome leaves all over the affected area." It would also show that you have paternal instincts and they would like to breed with you. |
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08-17-2011, 11:05 AM | #44 |
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Especially when he doesn't get it and erroneously thinks it is a repeat of his lame pun.
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08-17-2011, 11:06 AM | #45 |
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This thread definitely got off on the wrong foot.
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