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Old 10-05-2012, 09:31 PM  
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Family sayings that stuck with you.

So, tonight I've been on the computer a lot. My younger son's dying to get on.

When I'm watching football all day Sunday, he's dying to get on the TV so he can play 360. We go through this all the time. Whatever I'm doing is much cooler that what he's doing. (unless I'm in bed reading)

My mom (Who is awesome) once said to me, "If I ate a shit sandwich, you'd want a bite." It totally makes sense now.
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Old 10-06-2012, 08:21 AM   #106
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Whenever my Grandpa used to send me to the shed or garage for a tool or whatever, when I got back he'd say "If they're ever gonna hang me, I hope they send you for the rope".
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Old 10-06-2012, 08:21 AM   #107
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There have been a lot of tear up ones in here.

Dad's was, "you could break an anvil with a rubber mallet"
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Old 10-06-2012, 08:28 AM   #108
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There have been a lot of tear up ones in here.

Dad's was, "you could break an anvil with a rubber mallet"
I was one of those kids, too.


I broke the hitch on the sweeps while fertilizing once.

My brother (not too long ago) closed the grain cart auger while it was running.
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Old 10-06-2012, 08:30 AM   #109
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Grandpa when irritated and/or disgusted,"Great day in the morning!!"

Dad to me and lil bro,"why don't you kids go play on the train tracks."
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Old 10-06-2012, 08:30 AM   #110
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I was one of those kids, too.


I broke the hitch on the sweeps while fertilizing once.

My brother (not too long ago) closed the grain cart auger while it was running.


I grew out of it.
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Old 10-06-2012, 08:33 AM   #111
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I grew out of it.
That happens when you are the only one that can fix the ****-ups.


I learned that really quickly when I started my wood floor business.


On a side note, I think the auger on our old 300 bushel grain cart had more welding rod in it than origninal metal. 7th gear over sprinkler tracks doesn't mix for very long.
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Old 10-06-2012, 08:52 AM   #112
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Old 10-06-2012, 08:54 AM   #113
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Old 10-06-2012, 09:03 AM   #114
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My dad was a fly-boy in the USAF so a lot of his vernacular was imported from his work.
"You're as ****ed up as a navigator with a bent slide rule and a hangover."
He did 2 tours in Nam as well, so I'd get a lot of pigeon English on occasion.

"Boy, we need to Dee Dee Mau" (sp?) which means gtfo.
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Old 10-06-2012, 09:19 AM   #115
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Old 10-06-2012, 09:26 AM   #116
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Old 10-06-2012, 09:32 AM   #117
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Mom was no where near as creative or outspoken as dad and grandpa but..

"You kids are driving me up a wall"

"Go play in the street"
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Old 10-06-2012, 09:34 AM   #118
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You just reminded me of my Grandpa's Racist southern Baptist church version of this.
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Old 10-06-2012, 09:36 AM   #119
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Old 10-06-2012, 09:50 AM   #120
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It's colder than a witch's nipple. /notorious's saying
I always heard it as "colder than a witch's titty in a brass bra"
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