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Old 10-23-2013, 10:49 PM  
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Thirty Five Classy Slang Terms For Naughty Bits From The Past Six Hundred Years
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1. Belle-chose (1386)
2. Altar of Venus (1584)
3. Netherlands (1591)
4. Placket-lace (1593)
5. Phoenix nest (1618)
6. Nature’s treasury (1635)
7. Contrapunctum (1653)
8. Privy-counsel (1664)
9. Aphrodisiacal tennis court (1665)
10. Lady’s low toupee (1721)
11. Mount Pleasant (1748)
12. Petticoat lane (1790)
13. Venerable monosyllable (1796)
14. Fancy article (1822)
15. Mrs. Fubbs’ parlor (1823)
16. Antipodes (1832)
17. Thatched cottage (1835)
18. Cyprian fountain (1846)
19. Road to a christening (1903)

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20. Maypole (1621)
21. Pioneer of nature (1653)
22. Master John Goodfellow (1653)
23. Generating tool (1653)
24. Evesdropper (1653)
25. Cyprian scepter (1653)
26. Don Cypriano (1653)
27. Matrimonial peacemaker (1708)
28. Gentleman usher (1719)
29. Rule of three (1720)—this refers to the whole genital area
30. Silent flute (1720)
31. Arbor vitae (1732)
32. Impudence (1783)
33. Staff of life (1836)
34. Mr. Peaslin (1883)
35. Credentials (1895)
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Old 10-23-2013, 10:55 PM   #2
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Old 10-23-2013, 11:02 PM   #4
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You could spit a couple out to get back to three.
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What if you are the rule of two? Sans one ball?
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