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Old 04-03-2013, 09:25 PM  
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The Joeckeling of SNR

It's happening, bitches.

For the 2013 regular season, SNR argues that rookie tackle Luke Joeckel will be responsible for allowing no fewer than 7.0 sacks, so long as he starts at least 14 games.

If he is responsible for 7.0 sacks or more during this timespan, Direckshun will have his username changed to SNR's Bitch, along with a new avatar and tagline, and work in various phrases about how cool SNR is into every one of his posts from the conclusion of Week 17 to Feb. 15th, along with transferring all his casino cash to SNR.

If Joeckel actually plays like a goddamn top rated tackle, however, and is responsible for fewer than 7.0 sacks during that timespan, SNR will have to tailor each one of his posts from Week 17 to Feb. 15th in a manner to be determined later by Direckshun, along with transferring all his casino cash to Direckshun.

(This bet can be reviewed as of April 25th if Luke Joeckel is drafted by any of the other 31 teams in the NFL, and can be modified on that date. It is also invalidated by Joeckel failing to start 14 games.)

I am sleepwalking through this one, folks.

I will take any and all suggestions for the style in which SNR should have to post.
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:33 PM   #166
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It is official. I now have five bitches.
1 vs. 5 hmm let's see how this works out
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:34 PM   #167
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I wouldn't say what I just posted is written in stone, but I'm just reading the tea leaves here.
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:35 PM   #168
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What you have, is five golden opportunities to get your ass handed to you. If this team drafts Joekel, I really don't want to be you, sir.
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1 vs. 5 hmm let's see how this works out
Keep talking.

We know what's coming.
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:39 PM   #169
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I wouldn't say what I just posted is written in stone, but I'm just reading the tea leaves here.
Got it. I understand trying to recoup lost picks, but with the lack of generational talent in this draft, why not just keep the known commodity and take the developmental QB for the future?
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:41 PM   #170
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Keep talking.

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Yes we do; you not making much sense in your postings for a while, and people wondering if they should buy decoder rings to decipher your gibberish!
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:42 PM   #171
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What happens if we take joeckel and he breaks his leg?
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:45 PM   #172
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What you have, is five golden opportunities to get your ass handed to you. If this team drafts Joekel, I really don't want to be you, sir.
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So everyone is dead wrong about Joeckel, except some people on a Chiefs fan board that want Geno Smith?
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:45 PM   #173
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I think Albert's a nice player, but when it's all said and done Joeckel and Fisher are going to be better NFL players.
So they're going to be top 5 left tackles.

Because that's the bar.

Albert is in the 5-10 range.

FYI, i don't care what those guys turn out to be. We are fully capable of winning a SB with Branden Albert. Replacing him with 1.1 is stupid as hell, and there's 0 excuse for it.
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:46 PM   #174
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What happens if we take joeckel and he breaks his leg?
Then this regime gets what it fucking deserves.
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:47 PM   #175
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So they're going to be top 5 left tackles.

Because that's the bar.

Albert is in the 5-10 range.

FYI, i don't care what those guys turn out to be. We are fully capable of winning a SB with Branden Albert. Replacing him with 1.1 is stupid as hell, and there's 0 excuse for it.
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:48 PM   #176
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So they're going to be top 5 left tackles.

Because that's the bar.

Albert is in the 5-10 range.

FYI, i don't care what those guys turn out to be. We are fully capable of winning a SB with Branden Albert. Replacing him with 1.1 is stupid as hell, and there's 0 excuse for it.
Albert only allowed 1 sack.

Joeckel will allow at least 5.

With A Smith being the sackmaster were gonna need a capable backup qb with all the hits Smith is gonna take.
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:49 PM   #177
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Got it. I understand trying to recoup lost picks, but with the lack of generational talent in this draft, why not just keep the known commodity and take the developmental QB for the future?
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:49 PM   #178
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:50 PM   #179
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If were gonna draft a LT I want Fisher.
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So they're going to be top 5 left tackles.

Because that's the bar.

Albert is in the 5-10 range.

FYI, i don't care what those guys turn out to be. We are fully capable of winning a SB with Branden Albert. Replacing him with 1.1 is stupid as hell, and there's 0 excuse for it.
Albert's demanding top 5 money right now. The rookie won't sniff top 5 money until 6 years from now.
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