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**Easy 6** · 05-12-2007, 08:51 PM

I've been considering doing this for a while, so here goes. A thread to discuss anyone & anything relating to the show.

They keep a pretty tight lid on all images & apparently stay after youtube as well, so those kinds of things might be a 'lil hard to come by, but oh well.

Pretty much everyone here seems to be a fan of it on some level, so it might be kinda fun.

Its as close to Cant Miss Television as there is for me.

ILChief · 04-06-2014, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee

-Ukraine was not Frasier’s brother on the show “Frasier.

-Game of Thrones” is not an adult version of musical chairs.

-There is no such restaurant as “Ruth’s Chris Christie’s.”

-Jackson Browne is only one person.

-Malaysia is not the female version of Asia.

-Neal deGrasse Tyson does not own a sandwich shop named “Quizmos.”

-You can not abbreviate the Supreme Court to spell SCROTUM.

Michelle Obama has never done porn.

-Hong Kong is a region in China. Not a video game from Nintendo.

-”Vaping” is not having sex with a vacuum cleaner.

-Michael Strahan isn’t leaving to go be in “Good Morning Vietnam”

-Crimea is not related to Queen Latifah.

-Pop Tarts do not cause “splosions.”

-Boeing is a company. Not a sound effect.

-Pharrell is not a “stylish hand sanitizer.”

-Chicklets do not grow up to be roosters.

-Chris Christie was never in the show “Three’s Company.”

-Infinity pools have a limited amount of water.

-Garfunkle is not Garfield’s black cousin.

-The Chile Earthquake is not a bold new product from Dairy Queen.

-Don Cheadle does not appear if you say “Cheadlejuice” three times.

Joe Biden’s office is only sometimes a’-rockin’.

-Lifesavers aren’t medicine.

-Captain Phillips is not a brand of rum.

-Marvin Gaye liked women.

-Nancy Pelosi is a human woman.

-God loves figs.

-Noah is not “found footage.”

-Captain America was never a U.S. President.

-The periodic table is not about “lady stuff.”

I watched a documentary about a country that was turned to ice because of a princess

**Baby Lee** · 04-06-2014, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by ILChief

I watched a documentary about a country that was turned to ice because of a princess

That's Frozen.

Stanley Nickels · 04-06-2014, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee

-Ukraine was not Frasier’s brother on the show “Frasier.

-Game of Thrones” is not an adult version of musical chairs.

-There is no such restaurant as “Ruth’s Chris Christie’s.”

-Jackson Browne is only one person.

-Malaysia is not the female version of Asia.

-Neal deGrasse Tyson does not own a sandwich shop named “Quizmos.”

-You can not abbreviate the Supreme Court to spell SCROTUM.

Michelle Obama has never done porn.

-Hong Kong is a region in China. Not a video game from Nintendo.

-”Vaping” is not having sex with a vacuum cleaner.

-Michael Strahan isn’t leaving to go be in “Good Morning Vietnam”

-Crimea is not related to Queen Latifah.

-Pop Tarts do not cause “splosions.”

-Boeing is a company. Not a sound effect.

-Pharrell is not a “stylish hand sanitizer.”

-Chicklets do not grow up to be roosters.

-Chris Christie was never in the show “Three’s Company.”

-Infinity pools have a limited amount of water.

-Garfunkle is not Garfield’s black cousin.

-The Chile Earthquake is not a bold new product from Dairy Queen.

-Don Cheadle does not appear if you say “Cheadlejuice” three times.

Joe Biden’s office is only sometimes a’-rockin’.

-Lifesavers aren’t medicine.

-Captain Phillips is not a brand of rum.

-Marvin Gaye liked women.

-Nancy Pelosi is a human woman.

-God loves figs.

-Noah is not “found footage.”

-Captain America was never a U.S. President.

-The periodic table is not about “lady stuff.”

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fCrqy5S-H_A

**Baby Lee** · 04-06-2014, 08:44 AM

That 'Garfunkle is not Garfield's black cousin' line continues to crack me up.

**Baby Lee** · 07-14-2014, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by aturnis

This guy

Brooks Wheelan, went to my highschool. I was in school with his older brothers, haven't seen him since he was probably 14. He was originally hired on as a writer, but was later announced to the cast.

He was decent in the eMeth skit, and I kind of assume he had a hand in writing that one.

Hope he does well.

Not well enough, sorry dude.

http://www.avclub.com/article/brooks...ht-live-206907

aturnis · 07-14-2014, 10:45 PM

I assumed. He never really got too many roles. The only lead I remember him having(didn't watch a terrible amount this season, too busy), was as the exterminator with Edward Norton.

He never really seemed to fit.

**Baby Lee** · 09-18-2014, 10:59 AM

Guess reality says Don Pardo has to be replaced;

http://uproxx.com/tv/2014/09/darrell...-as-announcer/

Great Choice.

**Easy 6** · 09-18-2014, 11:19 AM

Heres a thread I havent seen for a while, guess I just havent thought much of this show lately...all the people who always say "its not funny anymore" are finally right IMO, its really not very good right now.

Its never been less of a must see show for me than it is now, and thats sad.

Mennonite · 09-18-2014, 11:34 AM

I don't think I've watched this show since 2000 or so.

**Easy 6** · 09-18-2014, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Mennonite

I don't think I've watched this show since 2000 or so.

You've missed some great stuff in that time, but its rarely funny anymore IMO.

rico · 09-18-2014, 11:54 AM

For whatever reason, my favorite skit the past couple years has been that "Mokiki does the Sloppy Swish." My kids get a kick out of it...

**Baby Lee** · 09-19-2014, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aturnis

This guy

Brooks Wheelan, went to my highschool. I was in school with his older brothers, haven't seen him since he was probably 14. He was originally hired on as a writer, but was later announced to the cast.

He was decent in the eMeth skit, and I kind of assume he had a hand in writing that one.

Hope he does well.

aturnis - Brooks was recently on Mohr Stories, Jay Mohr's podcast. Find it on Itunes or Google if you like.

rico · 09-19-2014, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee

aturnis - Brooks was recently on Mohr Stories, Jay Mohr's podcast. Find it on Itunes or Google if you like.

I'm really good friends with his brother, Brett...Brett is one of the funniest people I've ever met. One of those guys who is funny without trying. He insists that his older brother, Brad is the funniest of the 3 bros, but I don't know him as well. The entire family is funny...the mother, father... they are a funny family.

I've known Brooks forever. I wrestled Brett for 3rd and 4th at state wrestling as a 6th grader and we hung out outside of wrestling after that. Got to know Brooks through that. When we were in 8th grade, Brooks, who was in 4th grade at the time, made the finals and wrestled future Univeristy of Iowa wrestler, Ryan Morningstar. Brett and I were coaching Brooks in his corner during that match. He lost, but gave him a decent run.

After Brett and I graduated, the Wheelan family moved to the city where I went to college (and was wrestling at), which was Dubuque. He went to Dubuque Hempstead. Brett wrestled a bit with us in practice and after practice, sometimes I would hang out with the Wheelan family. I chilled with Brooks quite a bit. At the time, he had just made it a goal of his that he was going to pursue stand-up. He was in the middle of making this short film for school called, "Rollin' N the Dubz." During that time, he was really into Mitch Hedberg, Kevin Smith (primarily the movie "Mallrats" at the time) and Mr. Bean of all people... He really liked the stuff Bean did prior to becoming somewhat known in the states. Some pretty fun times.

Hung out with Brooks a bit while he was in college at the University of Iowa. Even hung out with him during Halloween in which he and another guy were dressed up as the Mcpoyle brothers from "It's Always Sunny" and I was Green Man (Charlie from "It's Always Sunny.") He and his bro came down to SEI, which is where I am from...Brett a bunch of times, Brooks once. He did some standup in Burlington, which is the "big city" in my region and was heckled a bit by some of the hill-rods who were in attendance. The area I am from is more or less, "Hickville." I don't think they "got" his routine. I thought he had a really funny bit about drunk texting his grandma and his grandma freaking out because she thought he was a robot. He was only up there for a few minutes.

Anyways, Brooks is a nice dude. Comes from an extremely nice family. One of my favorite families. It was pretty cool watching him do his thing last year...

You should check out the shout out that Judd Apatow gave him after he was fired from SNL via twitter.... He may have a future yet.

aturnis · 09-19-2014, 09:24 PM

Thanks Baby Lee.

Cool story Rico.

rico · 09-19-2014, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by aturnis

Thanks Baby Lee.

Cool story Rico.

Did you know Brett or Brad? You mentioned being in the same age group as them...you must have been Manchester West Delaware or Dubuque Hempstead.

05-12-2007, 08:51 PM
Easy 6 pie is never free Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: the drivers seat Casino cash: $3817775	The SNL Thread I've been considering doing this for a while, so here goes. A thread to discuss anyone & anything relating to the show. They keep a pretty tight lid on all images & apparently stay after youtube as well, so those kinds of things might be a 'lil hard to come by, but oh well. Pretty much everyone here seems to be a fan of it on some level, so it might be kinda fun. Its as close to Cant Miss Television as there is for me.
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04-06-2014, 08:44 AM	#289
Baby Lee Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $6838598	That 'Garfunkle is not Garfield's black cousin' line continues to crack me up. __________________ We need the kind of courage that can withstand the subtle corruption of the cynics - E.W.
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07-14-2014, 10:45 PM	#291
aturnis MVP Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Iowa Casino cash: $9975811	I assumed. He never really got too many roles. The only lead I remember him having(didn't watch a terrible amount this season, too busy), was as the exterminator with Edward Norton. He never really seemed to fit.
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09-18-2014, 10:59 AM	#292
Baby Lee Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $6838598	Guess reality says Don Pardo has to be replaced; http://uproxx.com/tv/2014/09/darrell...-as-announcer/ Great Choice. __________________ We need the kind of courage that can withstand the subtle corruption of the cynics - E.W.
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09-18-2014, 11:19 AM	#293
Easy 6 pie is never free Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: the drivers seat Casino cash: $3817775	Heres a thread I havent seen for a while, guess I just havent thought much of this show lately...all the people who always say "its not funny anymore" are finally right IMO, its really not very good right now. Its never been less of a must see show for me than it is now, and thats sad.
Posts: 91,585

09-18-2014, 11:34 AM	#294
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09-19-2014, 09:24 PM	#299
aturnis MVP Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Iowa Casino cash: $9975811	Thanks Baby Lee. Cool story Rico.
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