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05-23-2013, 11:05 PM | #61 |
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This thread rules
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05-23-2013, 11:13 PM | #62 |
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The only thing big I like are titties real or fake, I aint picky.
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05-23-2013, 11:15 PM | #63 |
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I ****ed a thick mexican girl, does that count?
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05-23-2013, 11:18 PM | #65 |
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many times. It's okay. the only bad thing is friends making fun of you. But if you don't have any shame, it's fine.
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05-23-2013, 11:18 PM | #66 |
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try using a shoe horn
hope this helps!
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05-23-2013, 11:21 PM | #67 |
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I ****ed a fat chick once. It was after a night at the club and I was ****ing shitfaced. I couldn't stay hard for more than 3 minutes at a time and went through 3 different condoms in the process of trying to do the deed before I just gave up and passed out.
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05-23-2013, 11:23 PM | #68 |
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yes
just no extra cheese on the taco
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05-23-2013, 11:24 PM | #69 |
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I still remember, she was like "Welllll, I'm on birth control so you don't have to wear a condom". Even in my drunken stupor I wasn't that ****ing dumb!
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05-23-2013, 11:25 PM | #70 |
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I woke up the next morning to her rubbing my back, begging me to stick around so she could make me some eggs. I was like "Nahhhhhh, I'm gonna go".
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05-23-2013, 11:26 PM | #71 |
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Not FAT fat, but a little chunky though. Kinda like Kourtney Kardashian.
Best BJ I've ever gotten, too.
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05-23-2013, 11:26 PM | #73 |
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shoulda stuck it in her belly button
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05-23-2013, 11:29 PM | #74 |
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05-23-2013, 11:32 PM | #75 |
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