Poop Power Rankings for Shitty Sources - Page 2

AdumbGuy · 05:54 PM

I'd like a handy thread to help identify the shittiest sources for information/analysis/opinion.

I've added some more and randomly placed them. This might need to be a poll to determine who is the asshattiest of them all. Somebody less lazy can have at it.

Without further ado:

1. Peter King - I don't think he's always a shitty source in the sense that he's always wrong, just that he's an asshat in the asshatiest sense. He's at the top because theelusivesomething said so. I can't really disagree though, if Peter King wrote it, it's probably not worth reading

2. Shawn Zobel - Boxxyception said so. Nuff said.

3. Bleacher Report - so NFL teams use 11 guys on defense now? There's a reason why you can find articles on how to censor bleacher report results when you search for something. They get the top spot just because their whole schtick is shoving shit in your face, with nary a care about what they're shoving in your face.
http://deadspin.com/tag/bleacher-report

4. Mike Mayock - so the Chiefs should be drafting Chance Warmack first overall. You used to be cool, Mayock, you used to be cool.

5. Peter King - He might be well connected, but he's also a douche who'll contradict himself one paragraph to the next.
http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/...eter-king.html

6. Pro Football Weekly's Nolan Nawrocki- Nawrocki: Geno is a bad guy who hates football and his coaches. Everybody else: That contradicts everything we've ever heard, explain yourself. Nawrocki: He's blac... anonymous sources!

7. Jared Tokarz - NFL Draft Expert - his qualifications are that his twitter handle has the word insider on it. Seriously? That's all it takes? Hold on for a second while I register @NicoleKidmanVaginaInsider

8. Mel Kiper - Mel Kiper is to draft experts what Matt Cassel is to Quarterbacks - shittier.

9. Nick Athan - **** Nick Athan. He's on here because of bigjosh2006

10. Adam Teicher - also because of bigjosh2006

11. @HairHelmet - see below

12. #countChoculaTwin - I don't know who either of these are, but **** em, apparently according to HC Chief

Extra Non football shitty source honorable Mention - anything from the Dailymail.co.uk.

Non Football:

DailyMail: Hey gullible Americans, blowjobs are scientifically beneficial to people. Go ahead and forward that article. No? How about if blowjobs cause cancer then? Still no? What if we said it was because of foreigners! What's our source, you say? The trash can at the NY Post, of course.

CNN: Breaking News! Our news is broken.

**notorious** · 06-12-2013, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneWolf

Is Peter King so shitty he gets listed twice!

He picked us to win the ****ing division during Cassel/Pioli's first year.

He should be executed for that level of dumbassery.

CoMoChief · 06-12-2013, 06:53 PM

Bleacher Report should be #1

Their authors/editors are just laughable.

blaise · 06-12-2013, 06:55 PM

I wouldn't pay attention to Bleacher Report for anything just for the simple fact that they want to use a 15 page slideshow for everything they do.

04-22-2013, 11:38 AM
AdumbGuy Starter Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Dominica, no seriously. Casino cash: $10004900	Power Rankings for Shitty Sources I'd like a handy thread to help identify the shittiest sources for information/analysis/opinion. I've added some more and randomly placed them. This might need to be a poll to determine who is the asshattiest of them all. Somebody less lazy can have at it. Without further ado: 1. Peter King - I don't think he's always a shitty source in the sense that he's always wrong, just that he's an asshat in the asshatiest sense. He's at the top because theelusivesomething said so. I can't really disagree though, if Peter King wrote it, it's probably not worth reading 2. Shawn Zobel - Boxxyception said so. Nuff said. 3. Bleacher Report - so NFL teams use 11 guys on defense now? There's a reason why you can find articles on how to censor bleacher report results when you search for something. They get the top spot just because their whole schtick is shoving shit in your face, with nary a care about what they're shoving in your face. http://deadspin.com/tag/bleacher-report 4. Mike Mayock - so the Chiefs should be drafting Chance Warmack first overall. You used to be cool, Mayock, you used to be cool. 5. Peter King - He might be well connected, but he's also a douche who'll contradict himself one paragraph to the next. http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/...eter-king.html 6. Pro Football Weekly's Nolan Nawrocki- Nawrocki: Geno is a bad guy who hates football and his coaches. Everybody else: That contradicts everything we've ever heard, explain yourself. Nawrocki: He's blac... anonymous sources! 7. Jared Tokarz - NFL Draft Expert - his qualifications are that his twitter handle has the word insider on it. Seriously? That's all it takes? Hold on for a second while I register @NicoleKidmanVaginaInsider 8. Mel Kiper - Mel Kiper is to draft experts what Matt Cassel is to Quarterbacks - shittier. 9. Nick Athan - ** Nick Athan. He's on here because of bigjosh2006 10. Adam Teicher - also because of bigjosh2006 11. @HairHelmet - see below 12. #countChoculaTwin - I don't know who either of these are, but ** em, apparently according to HC Chief Extra Non football shitty source honorable Mention - anything from the Dailymail.co.uk. Non Football: DailyMail: Hey gullible Americans, blowjobs are scientifically beneficial to people. Go ahead and forward that article. No? How about if blowjobs cause cancer then? Still no? What if we said it was because of foreigners! What's our source, you say? The trash can at the NY Post, of course. CNN: Breaking News! Our news is broken. Last edited by AdumbGuy; 04-22-2013 at 05:54 PM.. Reason: crap, so I guess I should update these? Somebody should make this a poll or something.
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