Poop Hear ye, Hear ye!!! We now begin deliberations for the trial of the Knowmo2724 - Page 7

Pasta Little Brioni · 06:34 PM

He is charged with 1st degree welching. A 2nd degree charge of homering is dropped.

To those bitching about a possible early return: A plea deal was offered by PM when we made the bet (plus CP needs burst). We shall start the deliberations today and once I have heard enough, a poll of CP will be started to determine Knowmo's fate. A guilty verdict and he will be forced to sit out until the year is fully up on bet and I own his username in the process (penalty for welching). Need a friendly mod to deliver the ban hammer. Not guilty and he will be reinstated immediately to homer up CP without any welching accusations or penalties whatsoever.

The rub is Knowmo MAY post in this thread, but any Bronco talk/homerism by him and it will be contempt of court rendering an automatic GUILTY verdict.

Prosecutors: BossChief, SNR, Sorter
Court Appointed DAs: rico, Sweet Daddy Hate

UPDATE:

After violating his probation with yet another welch...He has been found GUILTY!!!

**LoneWolf** · 07-01-2013, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MagicHef

This board, if nothing else, is entertaining. Knowmo and the "discussions" he fuels are entertaining. I don't really see the wisdom in getting rid of him. Slap him with some sig/avatar repercussions and let him come back.

Honestly, if the Chiefs beat the Broncos, would you rather make fun of him to his face or not?

Now that is a great idea. Knowmo has to serve his original sentence or until the Chiefs beat the Broncos. If the Chiefs beat the Broncos before his original sentence is up, he can come back early.

TLO · 07-01-2013, 08:40 PM

Poop taco

rico · 07-01-2013, 09:50 PM

Ok, I realize that on Earth, that 1 year, means 1 year, generally speaking.

However this isn't Earth. This is Chiefsplanet. And if it's one thing we've all learned from Chiefsplanet, it's that "sometimes means all the time" and "never means maybe" and in many cases, in terms of year/multi-year/permabans, 1 year = 6 months, multiple years = MAYBE 1 year and permabans = you'll be back eventually, but just get the **** out for a while.

With that said, we really need to distinguish our own standards of measurements in terms of time for Chiefsplanet, for history has clearly shown that time measurements are not consistent with Earth. However, we need to distinguish equivalents.

1 year on Earth is equivalent to how many months on Chiefsplanet? Via my observations, I'm thinking 4-6 months on Chiefsplanet = 1 year on Earth and should be followed accordingly.

With that said, KnowMo has done his time. He deserves to be let back in. Not only for his sake, but for our sake. This board needs a Donk-style whipping boy. Who could possibly be more perfect to fit this role than a Donk fan who self-applied a username to himself based off of Knowshon ****ing Moreno? The guy is obviously harmless. And we, as Chiefs can whip this Donkey for being a jackass whenever we damn please.

Give this pathetic Donk a break. For the love of God.

**J Diddy** · 07-01-2013, 09:55 PM

Knowmo is a bronco. Peyton Manning is a bronco. Knowmo isn't Peyton Manning. If the forehead don't fit, we must acquit.

rico · 07-01-2013, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy

Knowmo is a bronco. Peyton Manning is a bronco. Knowmo isn't Peyton Manning. If the forehead don't fit, we must acquit.

And Knowshon Moreno aint worth a shit, so you must acquit.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 07-01-2013, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

I think threads like these are beyond stupid but how can you have SDH "prosecute" a bet welcher when he himself is a bet welcher that's been banned, had multiple user names and mults?

He's bigger POS than Knowmo, who's just a kid.

I was wondering how long it would take for your sandy vagina lips to begin furiously flapping regarding this matter.

Internet message board bets are not binding in a court of law, and I will see KnowMo released.

**J Diddy** · 07-02-2013, 12:14 AM

This is so gay it makes Takei look straight. Let slice back in.

**BossChief** · 07-02-2013, 12:53 AM

As lead prosecutor, I'd like to open with a brief statement about the accused.

KnowMo is a poster that lives and breathes Broncos football and genuinely spends at least 5 hours every single day reading about the team and has the enthusiasm of an 8 year old regarding anything Broncos. The rest of the time, he spends using his moms basement tv to kill zombies or play madden football (with occasional pauses to jerk his chain to Peytons fivehead)

He would probably seriously think about blowing John Elway if given the chance. That's not meant as a slam, I think he would do it and consider it an honor.

Most of the time, he tries to remain civil in debates and takes the strongest position possible to be the ultimate true fan. Even when the pile on is occurring and people are not pulling any punches, he almost always remains nice and is almost never disrespectful to individuals.

He has admitted to posting stuff even he doesn't believe at certain times during the offseason and during the year to play the role of the ultimate homer, but 95% of the stuff he posts, ge actually believes and that's what makes him either wildly entertaining...or a guy that digs in real deep under some posters skin. He is a true pro at knowing exactly when to inject some Bronco homerism into a Chiefs discussion to garner the responses that he knows his comments will demand.

The bad part (and what my job as lead prosecutor will be to point out and show that the guy should have to stay away from the Planet FOREVER...if I believe he should get said sentence or not) about the guy is that his word is total shit and not a single word he says can be taken seriously or be respected in any way shape or form.

There are multiple occasions where the guy has welched on bets (to my knowledge, he hasn't fully honored any bet he has ever made on here)

There are multiple occasions where he has agreed to put his membership here on the line for an agreement or bet, has lost....and came back anyway and seemingly flipped the bird to everyone.

Even now, while serving a ban for a lost bet I think, he has gone out of his way to send a few of us a bunch of rep messages to inject his thoughts into the discussion...which can be construed as another flipped bird. He has even posted in the forum during his current ban for a lost bet...no honor or principles.

There are multiple occasions where he has ended a deal early just because he didn't feel it was necessary to finish with his commitment.

He claims to be a hardcore Broncos fan, but admitted to turning games off when the team wasn't very good. He is a total fair-weather fan that has little honor of his own word and should have left multiple times.

Its not my job to decide on if the kid should stay out with the bags of banana peels and apple cores or if we let him back in. My job is to try to delegate to
my team of investigators how we want to move forward in this case and to eventually arrive at a point where justice has been served and the community speaks as a whole regarding this issue.

Much luck to both sides!!

**BossChief** · 07-02-2013, 01:06 AM

Id also like to say that I am doing this pro Bono during one of the busiest times of the year for my profession while also juggling a few large projects as well and will be heavily relying on the team of investigators for the prosecution to make sure justice is served in this very unique case.

We will also be requesting for all witnesses of past criminal acts of the accused come forward with any evidence you may have that can be added to evidence for the the prosecution. This information/evidence will weigh heavily into how the jury will decide this young mans fate. If you are in possession of said evidence, it is written into the penal code chapter 7 article 4.54 that any and all evidence will be turned over and if this formal request is ignored, you will be forced to watch a full day of the movie Godzilla (the Matthew Broderick version) and clips of Trent Greens concussion, random plays of Matt Cassel, Priest Holmes concussion and the kicker that shall remain nameless misses in that Indy playoff game until your eyes bleed.

Training camps can't get here fast enough.

**BossChief** · 07-02-2013, 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Smoke

Poop taco

Agreed and reported.

**DaneMcCloud** · 07-02-2013, 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate

I was wondering how long it would take for your sandy vagina lips to begin furiously flapping regarding this matter.

Internet message board bets are not binding in a court of law, and I will see KnowMo released.

This is akin to Jethro Clampett representing Jed Clampett in a court of law.

**J Diddy** · 07-02-2013, 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BossChief

Agreed and reported.

Don't you mean "I object"

I've read a few legal briefs in my time and the term "poop taco" never showed up once

crazycoffey · 07-02-2013, 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BossChief

Id also like to say that I am doing this pro Bono during one of the busiest times of the year for my profession while also juggling a few large projects as well and will be heavily relying on the team of investigators for the prosecution to make sure justice is served in this very unique case.

We will also be requesting for all witnesses of past criminal acts of the accused come forward with any evidence you may have that can be added to evidence for the the prosecution. This information/evidence will weigh heavily into how the jury will decide this young mans fate. If you are in possession of said evidence, it is written into the penal code chapter 7 article 4.54 that any and all evidence will be turned over and if this formal request is ignored, you will be forced to watch a full day of the movie Godzilla (the Matthew Broderick version) and clips of Trent Greens concussion, random plays of Matt Cassel, Priest Holmes concussion and the kicker that shall remain nameless misses in that Indy playoff game until your eyes bleed.

Training camps can't get here fast enough.

TL;DR

griZZly64 · 07-02-2013, 02:41 AM

he should get an extra year added on to his sentence for us having to read this nonsense

Rasputin · 07-02-2013, 02:55 AM

If rico or Sweet Daddy Hate were smart they would use the Chewbacca defense to win this case.

It doesn't matter to me if KnowMo post he only makes and idiot out of himself with every post he makes. Very comedic value he brings.

07-01-2013, 10:21 AM
Pasta Little Brioni Consuming CP souls Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: U.S.A. Casino cash: $4028880	Hear ye, Hear ye!!! We now begin deliberations for the trial of the Knowmo2724 He is charged with 1st degree welching. A 2nd degree charge of homering is dropped. To those bitching about a possible early return: A plea deal was offered by PM when we made the bet (plus CP needs burst). We shall start the deliberations today and once I have heard enough, a poll of CP will be started to determine Knowmo's fate. A guilty verdict and he will be forced to sit out until the year is fully up on bet and I own his username in the process (penalty for welching). Need a friendly mod to deliver the ban hammer. Not guilty and he will be reinstated immediately to homer up CP without any welching accusations or penalties whatsoever. The rub is Knowmo MAY post in this thread, but any Bronco talk/homerism by him and it will be contempt of court rendering an automatic GUILTY verdict. Prosecutors: BossChief, SNR, Sorter Court Appointed DAs: rico, Sweet Daddy Hate UPDATE: After violating his probation with yet another welch...He has been found GUILTY!!! Last edited by Pasta Little Brioni; 07-06-2013 at 06:34 PM..
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07-01-2013, 08:40 PM	#92
TLO Life is changing.. Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: NW Missouri Casino cash: $1964900	Poop taco Last edited by TLO; 07-01-2013 at 09:47 PM..
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07-01-2013, 09:55 PM	#94
J Diddy Don't Be A Dick Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Joplin Casino cash: $6947192	Knowmo is a bronco. Peyton Manning is a bronco. Knowmo isn't Peyton Manning. If the forehead don't fit, we must acquit.
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07-02-2013, 12:14 AM	#97
J Diddy Don't Be A Dick Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Joplin Casino cash: $6947192	This is so gay it makes Takei look straight. Let slice back in.
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07-02-2013, 12:53 AM	#98
BossChief SuperBowl or bust Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: BF Iowa Casino cash: $1914088	As lead prosecutor, I'd like to open with a brief statement about the accused. KnowMo is a poster that lives and breathes Broncos football and genuinely spends at least 5 hours every single day reading about the team and has the enthusiasm of an 8 year old regarding anything Broncos. The rest of the time, he spends using his moms basement tv to kill zombies or play madden football (with occasional pauses to jerk his chain to Peytons fivehead) He would probably seriously think about blowing John Elway if given the chance. That's not meant as a slam, I think he would do it and consider it an honor. Most of the time, he tries to remain civil in debates and takes the strongest position possible to be the ultimate true fan. Even when the pile on is occurring and people are not pulling any punches, he almost always remains nice and is almost never disrespectful to individuals. He has admitted to posting stuff even he doesn't believe at certain times during the offseason and during the year to play the role of the ultimate homer, but 95% of the stuff he posts, ge actually believes and that's what makes him either wildly entertaining...or a guy that digs in real deep under some posters skin. He is a true pro at knowing exactly when to inject some Bronco homerism into a Chiefs discussion to garner the responses that he knows his comments will demand. The bad part (and what my job as lead prosecutor will be to point out and show that the guy should have to stay away from the Planet FOREVER...if I believe he should get said sentence or not) about the guy is that his word is total shit and not a single word he says can be taken seriously or be respected in any way shape or form. There are multiple occasions where the guy has welched on bets (to my knowledge, he hasn't fully honored any bet he has ever made on here) There are multiple occasions where he has agreed to put his membership here on the line for an agreement or bet, has lost....and came back anyway and seemingly flipped the bird to everyone. Even now, while serving a ban for a lost bet I think, he has gone out of his way to send a few of us a bunch of rep messages to inject his thoughts into the discussion...which can be construed as another flipped bird. He has even posted in the forum during his current ban for a lost bet...no honor or principles. There are multiple occasions where he has ended a deal early just because he didn't feel it was necessary to finish with his commitment. He claims to be a hardcore Broncos fan, but admitted to turning games off when the team wasn't very good. He is a total fair-weather fan that has little honor of his own word and should have left multiple times. Its not my job to decide on if the kid should stay out with the bags of banana peels and apple cores or if we let him back in. My job is to try to delegate to my team of investigators how we want to move forward in this case and to eventually arrive at a point where justice has been served and the community speaks as a whole regarding this issue. Much luck to both sides!! __________________ Dreams do come true... http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...postcount=1407
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07-02-2013, 01:06 AM	#99
BossChief SuperBowl or bust Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: BF Iowa Casino cash: $1914088	Id also like to say that I am doing this pro Bono during one of the busiest times of the year for my profession while also juggling a few large projects as well and will be heavily relying on the team of investigators for the prosecution to make sure justice is served in this very unique case. We will also be requesting for all witnesses of past criminal acts of the accused come forward with any evidence you may have that can be added to evidence for the the prosecution. This information/evidence will weigh heavily into how the jury will decide this young mans fate. If you are in possession of said evidence, it is written into the penal code chapter 7 article 4.54 that any and all evidence will be turned over and if this formal request is ignored, you will be forced to watch a full day of the movie Godzilla (the Matthew Broderick version) and clips of Trent Greens concussion, random plays of Matt Cassel, Priest Holmes concussion and the kicker that shall remain nameless misses in that Indy playoff game until your eyes bleed. Training camps can't get here fast enough. __________________ Dreams do come true... http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...postcount=1407
Posts: 47,105

07-02-2013, 02:41 AM	#104
griZZly64 Starter Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Camarillo, CA Casino cash: $10008150	he should get an extra year added on to his sentence for us having to read this nonsense
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07-02-2013, 02:55 AM	#105
Rasputin Tip of the hat LIV Champs Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: ks Casino cash: $3515421	If rico or Sweet Daddy Hate were smart they would use the Chewbacca defense to win this case. It doesn't matter to me if KnowMo post he only makes and idiot out of himself with every post he makes. Very comedic value he brings. __________________ A Brave Man Once Requested Me To Answer Questions That Are Key 'Is It To Be Or Not To Be' And I Replied Oh Why Ask Me
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