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No McDonalds? YOU ARE AN UNFIT PARENT!
Man deemed ‘unfit parent’ after refusing son McDonald’s
http://tinyurl.com/kxv8eed A man is suing a court-appointed psychologist who deemed him an unfit parent after he refused to take his kid to the Holy Grail of the American obesity epidemic: McDonald’s. Of all of the reasons to potentially lose visitation rights with your kid, this has to be the cheesiest. Actually, make mine a double cheesiest. As The New York Post reports, “Attorney David Schorr slapped a court-appointed shrink with a defamation lawsuit for telling the judge deciding a custody battle with his estranged wife that he was an unfit parent — for refusing to take his son to the fast food joint for dinner.” This is America, after all: If there’s one freedom no one can take away, it’s a four-year-old’s right to eat a 3,000-calorie meal. The not-so-Happy Meal began when Schorr wanted to take his kid to a restaurant called Corner Cafe for dinner. “But the boy threw a temper tantrum and demanded McDonald’s. So he gave his son an ultimatum: dinner anywhere other than McDonald’s — or no dinner,” according to the New York Post. The child chose no dinner. Unfortunately, court psychologist Mary Schiller had a problem with this. Because as any good psychologist knows, if there’s one way to reinforce good behavior in a child, it’s to give him whatever he wants as long as he screams about it. After the incident, the mother immediately took the child to McDonald’s. It’s the oldest trick in the book: if Dad says no, just ask Mom. Perhaps it’s a sad testimony to how much McDonald’s is ingrained in a 4-year-old’s perception of the world. If nothing else, at least McDonald’s marketing team deserves a raise. Congratulations for making it unacceptable for people to refuse to give greasy, corporate fast food to kids. Now quick, someone call Child Protective Services! The neighbor’s kid was just refused a second helping of mashed potatoes at KFC! |
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I have taught my kids to hate Mcds and Walmart.
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Wow. Just wow. I hope there's more to this story...
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11-11-2013, 01:12 PM | #5 |
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wow.
there were ties I wouldn't eat because I didn't like what we were having for dinner. My dad said 'well, then I guess you'll be hungry". later in the night, I'd go into the kitchen to get some cereal or something; my dad, would had his 'spot' in the kitchen playing guitar, smoking etc, would say "Hey....what are you doing? Sorry, the kitchen's closed" lol. and he was right. I was a hungry MF the next day at school
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You have to admit, their fries are really good.
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I swear, my mom used to take me to Wal-Mart specifically to whip my ass. I didn't leave there without a spanking until I was like 9. Every. Damn. Time.
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Had he fed them McDs the dumb government officials would do the same thing for letting the kid eat unhealthy food. More Tax Payer money used to harass the Tax Payers unnecessarily.
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Hating McD is an American right.
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