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10-23-2013, 10:49 PM | Topic Starter |
Immanentize The Eschaton
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Thirty Five Classy Slang Terms For Naughty Bits From The Past Six Hundred Years
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1. Belle-chose (1386) 2. Altar of Venus (1584) 3. Netherlands (1591) 4. Placket-lace (1593) 5. Phoenix nest (1618) 6. Nature’s treasury (1635) 7. Contrapunctum (1653) 8. Privy-counsel (1664) 9. Aphrodisiacal tennis court (1665) 10. Lady’s low toupee (1721) 11. Mount Pleasant (1748) 12. Petticoat lane (1790) 13. Venerable monosyllable (1796) 14. Fancy article (1822) 15. Mrs. Fubbs’ parlor (1823) 16. Antipodes (1832) 17. Thatched cottage (1835) 18. Cyprian fountain (1846) 19. Road to a christening (1903) Penis 20. Maypole (1621) 21. Pioneer of nature (1653) 22. Master John Goodfellow (1653) 23. Generating tool (1653) 24. Evesdropper (1653) 25. Cyprian scepter (1653) 26. Don Cypriano (1653) 27. Matrimonial peacemaker (1708) 28. Gentleman usher (1719) 29. Rule of three (1720)—this refers to the whole genital area 30. Silent flute (1720) 31. Arbor vitae (1732) 32. Impudence (1783) 33. Staff of life (1836) 34. Mr. Peaslin (1883) 35. Credentials (1895) |
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10-23-2013, 10:55 PM | #2 |
Settle this once and forever
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"Staff of life" makes me LOL
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10-23-2013, 10:59 PM | #3 |
Immanentize The Eschaton
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I must admit that several of these made me giggle like a child.
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10-23-2013, 11:02 PM | #4 |
I'll be back.
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Purple-headed yogurt slinger is noticeably absent.
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10-24-2013, 08:23 AM | #5 |
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10-23-2013, 11:11 PM | #7 |
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You need to add another to the feminine side:
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10-23-2013, 11:35 PM | #8 |
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What if you have the rule of five?
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10-24-2013, 05:55 AM | #9 |
Snacks Are Under My Apron
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You could spit a couple out to get back to three.
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10-24-2013, 07:58 AM | #10 |
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What if you are the rule of two? Sans one ball?
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10-24-2013, 08:19 AM | #11 |
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10-24-2013, 06:02 AM | #12 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
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Why my good fellow, we had a splendid time! Least did I expect that she would allow me to place my Cyprian scepter into her Contrapunctum!
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10-24-2013, 07:55 AM | #13 |
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I've always referred to my hang-down as "The Executive Branch"
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10-24-2013, 09:47 AM | #14 |
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I always called mine "Pepe" like Pepe la Pew.
Funny thing is one night at the bar some Mexican guy hits on wife and opens up with "Hi. I'm Pepe." She about died laughing and when she stopped laughing, the embarassed soul asks what's so funny. She informed him that is the name I've given my penis and tonight when she gets home she's going to get some of my pepe action, not his. |
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10-24-2013, 08:16 AM | #15 |
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I like Top Gear's appellation of 'gentleman's breakfast.' ie, sausage and eggs.
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