Science Stuck at Home With Wife or Girlfriend? - Page 2

**gblowfish** · 02-21-2013, 12:00 PM

Being stuck indoors can be depressing. Good news! I have a solution! Now if you can just get the wife or GF to trust science....

http://www.sex.com/news/blog/2012/08...women-and-men/

It’s great that blowjobs can be used as a cure for morning sickness but this blowjob news will blow* you away. The State University of New York has been studying the mood altering effects of chemicals in semen. Their results, shocking:

Blowjobs are good for a woman’s health.

In case you didn’t get it the first time, I’ll repeat myself:
BLOWJOBS ARE GOOD FOR A WOMAN’S HEALTH!

This may sound like a male conspiracy to get more blowjobs (which it very well could be) but luckily the team from State have provided the credentials from the study.

Semen has a lot more to offer than just little guppies, also known as sperm. It contains several chemicals that can elevate mood (esterone, oxytocin, serotonin, and a thyrotropin-releasing hormone), increase affection (cortisol), and induce sleep (melatonin) making semen a mind-altering cocktail.

Researchers (Gallup, Burch, and Platek) interviewed 293 female college students from the Albany campus and got the women to give them blowjobs and compared their sex lives with a survey on depression. They found that women who never used condoms had fewer depression symptoms than those who always used condoms or abstained from sex entirely (not factoring the risk of not using a condom). Women who were abstinent or promiscuously practicing safe-sex were equally depressed meaning that women who are having sex aren’t happier. It is the seminal fluid and its antidepressant qualities that make women happier.

The study also showed that women have better concentration and are better at cognitive tasks when exposed to semen.

So why blowjobs specifically? Because an accidental pregnancy can cause depression. Be safe and be happy by swallowing as much semen as you can.

**ptlyon** · 02-21-2013, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hometeam

So I showed this to my fiance, and she says "Is that you telling me you want a blowjob?" I said "Yes".

You know the rest~

At least shes quick

**Scorp** · 02-21-2013, 12:47 PM

I guess I am really lucky. I usually get a BJ from the wifey 2-3 times a week. Been married for 15 years, and together for 23 all together.

**Bowser** · 02-21-2013, 12:48 PM

What if you're stuck at home with both? Cold outside, cold inside, amirite?

**Scorp** · 02-21-2013, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser

What if you're stuck at home with both? Cold outside, cold inside, amirite?

Oh shit.

Pepe Silvia · 02-21-2013, 12:49 PM

"Come here honey, let me shoot it in your mouth, its for the good of mankind"

**Rausch** · 02-21-2013, 12:50 PM

Just remind them all that semen carries high amounts of testosterone which acts as both a pain killer and antidepressant in the female system...

**ptlyon** · 02-21-2013, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Scorp

I guess I am really lucky. I usually get a BJ from the wifey 2-3 times a week. Been married for 15 years, and together for 23 all together.

I bet she has BEAUTIFUL hair!

**Scorp** · 02-21-2013, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ptlyon

I bet she has BEAUTIFUL hair!

LMFAO, why yes, yes she does.

**Donger** · 02-21-2013, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Reerun_KC

Nothing is better than being snowed in with the wife...

Married 21 years and she is just as awesome now as the day I first met her...

Is she still looking over your shoulder?

**Rausch** · 02-21-2013, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Is she still looking over your shoulder?

After 21 years that kind of thing has been resolved one way or the other...

cosmo20002 · 02-21-2013, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hometeam

So I showed this to my fiance, and she says "Is that you telling me you want a blowjob?" I said "Yes".

You know the rest~

?

KCUnited · 02-21-2013, 01:04 PM

Getting my dick sucked right now as I type on CP, while watching the NFL combine, with Floridian death metal playing in the background. All after I ran my 4.6 40 (there's a foot of snow outside).

**Rausch** · 02-21-2013, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by KCUnited

Getting my dick sucked right now as I type on CP, while watching the NFL combine, with Floridian death metal playing in the background. All after I ran my 4.6 40 (there's a foot of snow outside).

KCrockaholic · 02-21-2013, 01:08 PM

I've played Madden and guitar hero while getting my dick sucked. I lost.

**Rausch** · 02-21-2013, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by KCrockaholic

I've played Madden and guitar hero while getting my dick sucked. I lost.

No, you won...

02-21-2013, 12:00 PM
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