Gut's or Balls

[Over-Head]

The difference between guts and balls

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do
you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, the
definition for each is listed below ..

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the
guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having
the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying
somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the
guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,
slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say:

"You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject