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02-07-2014, 10:37 PM | #3 |
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We're not allowed to look at the tan lines if they're under 18 anyway, so it doesn't matter.
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02-07-2014, 10:41 PM | #4 |
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The government is regulating indoor UV exposure. That's hilarious....
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02-07-2014, 10:43 PM | #5 |
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02-07-2014, 10:43 PM | #6 |
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02-07-2014, 10:53 PM | #7 |
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if you live in the sunflower state and still need a fake tan....
you know what...you go girl/guy |
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02-07-2014, 10:57 PM | #8 |
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02-07-2014, 11:11 PM | #9 |
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GTL!
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02-07-2014, 11:13 PM | #10 |
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I would love to meet you in person someday. You have to be one of the wittiest persons ever to grace the planet. Good day to you sir.
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02-08-2014, 02:04 AM | #11 |
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So a 16 yr old girl in Kansas would be old enough to be of the age of consent, but not old enough to use a tanning bed...interesante.
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02-08-2014, 02:43 AM | #12 |
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Kansas rules.
I also vaguely remember hearing a story that while there is no helmet law in KS, you can be cited for wearing a novelty helmet. Not novelty as in a cartoonish helmet, but novelty as in non-DOT approved. Kansas rules.
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02-08-2014, 02:48 AM | #13 |
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When I lived in OPKS I had to drive to State Line on Sunday night to buy beer. Kansas does not rule.
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02-08-2014, 03:09 AM | #14 |
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Yep. Same here for years. I never understood it.
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02-08-2014, 09:32 AM | #15 |
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