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Old 12-18-2013, 11:47 PM  
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Breaking News: I am the disowned heir of a wealthy matriarch.
I just found out through the grapevine that my mom's mother went into assisted living a while back and sold her home for a nice seven-digit sum.

Why? Why? I come from a long and tightly held family tradition of rural poverty, and I just assumed that she followed that tradition. Out of the blue, I discover an elderly relative - a direct relative, even - with money, and she's the one person who disowned the family before I was born.

I could have been an heir! I would have made a great heir! I look so good in a smoking jacket and pipe! And now I'm just a guy whose rich grandmother dislikes him for even being born. There's no fun in that.

I kind of wish that I had been born out of wedlock so I could claim to be the bastard disowned heir of a wealthy family. That would be a cool story, much better than just being a regular disowned heir.
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Old 12-18-2013, 11:48 PM   #2
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Old 12-18-2013, 11:50 PM   #3
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Old 12-18-2013, 11:51 PM   #4
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Old 12-18-2013, 11:52 PM   #5
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If I can talk her into writing just you back into her will, what's it worth to you?

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Old 12-18-2013, 11:52 PM   #6
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Old 12-18-2013, 11:53 PM   #7
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Old 12-18-2013, 11:55 PM   #8
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Old 12-18-2013, 11:58 PM   #9
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Old 12-18-2013, 11:59 PM   #10
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If I can talk her into writing just you back into her will, what's it worth to you?

You can pretend you're me if it'll help. She has no idea what I look like.

I find this quite surprising and humorous. She left the family and disowned them long before I was born. All I knew about her was that she lived in a mobile home in California, so I assumed that she was ... um ... you know ... a stereotypical mobile home dweller. And maybe she was. But she owned the land underneath the mobile home, and apparently it was in Napa County or something.

I really should develop a relationship with her. Maybe I'll go visit. She started a second family that she apparently likes, so I need to figure out how to cut them out...er, integrate myself into the family.
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Old 12-19-2013, 06:37 AM   #13
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Old 12-19-2013, 07:08 AM   #15
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