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Old 07-21-2014, 01:42 PM  
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I met a hot girl at the club Saturday night
I tried posting this when I got home this weekend, but it didn't make much sense on account of my lack of sobriety and so I ended up finding myself on some Judge Judy YouTube page watching clips until 4 AM.

I often go to the club near my college on weekends with a few friends and have a few shots. Picking up girls is never really on my mind, as most girls have the BAC of Ryan Dunn and Keith Whitley combined. With that said, Saturday there was a girl who (I think) was one of the better looking girls I had seen there.

She's extremely drunk, and I'm not far behind. We make out for a bit, and then we start having a conversation. We begin discussing how girls are afraid to admit that they masturbate, which segues into a long conversation about gender roles. I begin discussing how traditionalism is always detrimental to society and begin discussing my Marxist tendencies. She eventually gets bored, grabs a guy nearby, and they walk off together whilst I'm still discussing the plight of the proletariat (if I remember right).

That is all, happy Monday everybody.
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Old 07-21-2014, 01:56 PM   #16
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You have 20 inch wheels on your El Camino, right?
He has a nice green TapOut bumper sticker to match his Monster Energy Drink door magnet.
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Old 07-21-2014, 01:57 PM   #17
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None of those are applicable so it's trolling.

Oh, and I would never drive an SUV. I hate them as much as Eric Fisher as the 1.1 pick.

So you are a hybrid Prius kind a guy?
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Old 07-21-2014, 01:57 PM   #18
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Old 07-21-2014, 01:58 PM   #19
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You have 20 inch wheels on your El Camino, right?
That would be sweet (as long as it had an LS swap, a manual transmission, candy paint, and a velour interior).
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That would be sweet (as long as it had an LS swap, a manual transmission, candy paint, and a velour interior).
How many chain wallets do you own? How much did you buy your Chad Kroeger autographed poster for?
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Old 07-21-2014, 01:59 PM   #21
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So you are a hybrid Prius kind a guy?
No, but I encourage as many people as possible to buy them so I can continue to buy sports cars and burn premium fuel with reckless abandon.
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Old 07-21-2014, 02:00 PM   #22
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He has a nice green TapOut bumper sticker to match his Monster Energy Drink door magnet.
TapOut is tacky and for residents of St Joes and Independence.

Monster Energy drinks are a rip off so I wouldn't own a magnet of that either. I prefer coffee.
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Old 07-21-2014, 02:00 PM   #24
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and who is Chad Kroeger?

You drive a Prius and you dont know who this guy is?
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You drive a Prius and you dont know who this guy is?
He's been writing fan mail to Chad Kroeger since the late 90's. He's a good troll, but a bad liar.
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You drive a Prius and you dont know who this guy is?
I drive one of these.



So, no. I have no clue of who he is.
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