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Old 01-10-2013, 08:31 AM  
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Subsidize your vacations with timeshare presentations

So, I work in the timeshare industry. I sell it. I've found they're a great way to subsidize your vacations when you visit tourist communities by doing these "presentations".

Yes, you will have to go to a timeshare presentation. **** what you've heard, those things aren't like they used to be. It's a 2 hour max time commitment, and they really aren't these pressure cookers anymore. The only pressure involved is the pressure people put on themselves because they want to buy.

If you want to come to Branson, shoot me a PM, and I'll get you set up. You will have your choice of a few of the nicer hotels in town, as the company who you will be touring is one of the corporate resorts and takes good care of their guests. They're not all that way, but this one is, otherwise I probably wouldn't even throw this out there. It will not be with my company, and I will not be your salesman.

In fact, no one should buy timeshare at retail prices. If you want timeshare, I can show you how to buy THE RIGHT ONE, for much less than they try to sell them to you for.

If there are other places you have interest in visiting, PM me. I'll teach you how to do this to make a few bucks while you're away, if you have the time you're willing to give up to do it.

EDIT: I was trying to peddle some shit on here, and it felt too spammy for me. So, I changed directions of the thread, and turned it into a public service announcement.

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Old 01-10-2013, 11:21 AM   #76
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We did get two free rounds of golf out in Myrtle Beach by doing this very thing. Two hours of listening, and we had the free golf.
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Old 01-10-2013, 11:24 AM   #77
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Old 01-10-2013, 11:40 AM   #78
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Rental car companies should offer a wider range of vehicles, and then you get randomly assigned. One time you might get a Ford Fusion, and the next time you might get a large farm combine. The old lady ahead of you in line gets a crotch rocket motorcycle, and you get a semi or one of those little shriner cars. That would be so fun.
It sometimes worked out that way when I worked at Enterprise. Customers would make reservations and come in, and we'd have no cars. So, we'd type up their contract and tell them to have a seat, that the car was being washed.
Then we'd stand there and pray that a car was returned in the next 5 minutes. Sometimes it could be an F-150, other times a Neon. Sometimes you'd have to say, "Can you drive a cargo van, Miss Johnson?" And she'd say, "What's a cargo van?"
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Old 01-10-2013, 11:43 AM   #79
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It sometimes worked out that way when I worked at Enterprise. Customers would make reservations and come in, and we'd have no cars. So, we'd type up their contract and tell them to have a seat, that the car was being washed.
Then we'd stand there and pray that a car was returned in the next 5 minutes. Sometimes it could be an F-150, other times a Neon. Sometimes you'd have to say, "Can you drive a cargo van, Miss Johnson?" And she'd say, "What's a cargo van?"
"Have you ever driven a tuktuk, Miss Johnson?"
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Old 01-11-2013, 07:55 AM   #81
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Old 01-11-2013, 07:59 AM   #82
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Got anything for Castle Rock indoor water park? We're looking at going there in February for my son's birthday. Also looking at Great Wolf Lodge, but that's further to drive and more expensive (I imagine). Great Wolf does seem like a much more impressive park, though.
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Old 01-11-2013, 08:09 AM   #83
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Old 01-11-2013, 08:11 AM   #84
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Old 01-11-2013, 08:26 AM   #85
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I went to one in Florida a few years back at my in-laws time share. Listened to the spiel for like 2 hours and nabbed $50 bucks. I wont ever do it again. my time is worth more than $50 bucks.
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Old 01-11-2013, 08:27 AM   #86
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Got anything for Castle Rock indoor water park? We're looking at going there in February for my son's birthday. Also looking at Great Wolf Lodge, but that's further to drive and more expensive (I imagine). Great Wolf does seem like a much more impressive park, though.
Can do Grand Country and their indoor water park but can't do Castlerock.
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Old 01-11-2013, 08:27 AM   #87
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I went to one in Florida a few years back at my in-laws time share. Listened to the spiel for like 2 hours and nabbed $50 bucks. I wont ever do it again. my time is worth more than $50 bucks.
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Old 01-11-2013, 08:32 AM   #88
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You can get 100 now if you're persistent.
My favorite part is when they bring in the "closer" after you soundly reject the first salesman. He tries to sweeten the deal and contiunes to hound you for another 20 or 30 minutes. The look on his face when he cant get you to say "yes" is priceless.
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I did MUCH better than that in Cancun!!! Several hundreds worth of free activities...then...wait for it....a Mexican blanket and a bottle of the cheapest Teq. ever!!!
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