Do You Believe in Your Dreams?

**CosmicPal** · 05-25-2006, 10:19 AM

I'm going camping this weekend. Well, until I had this dream last night:

It's late. My dog jumps up as I watch his eyes from inside the tent. His tail begins wagging as he silently barks- he wants to bark, but he's not sure if he's permitted to. He knows I'm watching him. A twig snaps in the distant and my dog then barks furiously. He bounces around the tent barking incessantly until I let him out. I then pull myself out of the tent, stand erect, and turn around to face a black bear creeping toward the campsite on all fours.

I call my dog to return and as soon as he does, I race toward my car and place my dog inside for protection. His persistent barking has awakened the entire campsite as my friends all groggily depart their tents one by one- some obviously pissed at my dog, and the others a show of curiosity as to what the ruckus is all about.

A girl screams and the others discover the bear looming closer to the campsite. They all run for the lake as though they were in a footrace. The bear enters the campsite and starts picking through items and knocking over chairs with his enormous body. I move inside my truck and sit in the driver's seat. My dog is still agitated and barking loudly.
The bear ignores him.

I let the bear destroy the camp and wait for it to move on. But, the bear looks directly at me and the dog. I can see the moon glistening in the eyes. The bear pauses. I start the truck up. The bear races toward me- possibly because he's had enough of my dog's excitation.
I force the truck into reverse and then turn to the vehicle around to try and outrun the bear. The bear is quicker than I had imagined, and as soon as I begin the forward motion- I can feel the bear wrapping it's arms around the entire truck and slapping at my sideview window crushing it like a dinner plate smashing on the floor. The power is intense. Even the bear's body butting up against the vehicle is enough to create profound damage and soon rendering the vehicle undriveable.

The bear yanks my dog out the passenger door and begins devouring it. I can hear my dog's whimpers and cries before it falls silent- like a rag doll. I am pissed. I already miss my dog and I don't care anymore. Some asshat left the campfire going, but that is good for me. I find the bottle of liquid fire starter and wet the end of a loose branch. I set the branch on fire. I stroll toward the bear with the burning stick in one hand, and the lighter fluid in the other. I spray the back of the enormous bear with fluid while he continues to eat my dog. I then throw the stick on his back and watch the bear stand erect and howl as the entire body engulfs in flames.

So, should I still go camping???

**QuikSsurfer** · 05-25-2006, 10:27 AM

yes, go camping.
just a dream

JBucc · 05-25-2006, 10:28 AM

Bring a gun

Rooster · 05-25-2006, 10:32 AM

I think your dream is a look into the future.

Superbowl Score

Chiefs 114 and the Bears 3

FAX · 05-25-2006, 10:48 AM

This is a very interesting dream, Mr. CosmicPal. But, it isn't literal. This is a classic Freudian camping dream.

The tent represents your current, comfortable life. Your dog is your penis and its bark is sperm. The bear is a giant, hairy unfertilized egg.

The dream is telling you that you are considering having a child or getting married and having children. This is causing internal conflict in the campsite of your mind. Your dog (penis) is attempting to bark (ejaculate) but cannot due to the fact that it does not have your full permission. You are attempting to save and protect your penis near the end of the dream by returning it to the car (representing independence and freedom), but the bear (unfertilized egg ) is relentless in its effort to take control of and overwhelm your penis, your campsite, and all your gear.

I would definitely continue with your camping plans. Just pack condoms.

FAX

BIG_DADDY · 05-25-2006, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by JBucc

Bring a gun

That's it. I have had clairvoyant dreams before but they are few and far in between. Why not bring one just in case? Hopefully you have a real dog too.

keg in kc · 05-25-2006, 10:29 AM

I don't remember my dreams. Any of them.

Basileus777 · 05-25-2006, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc

I don't remember my dreams. Any of them.

Same here. I remember a dream about once every 6 months and then promptly forget it within 5 minutes of waking up.

keg in kc · 05-25-2006, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Basileus777

Same here. I remember a dream about once every 6 months and then promptly forget it within 5 minutes of waking up.

With me it's a sign that I'm not getting enough sleep. I do remember dreams if I'm well-rested. Which I almost never am.

BIG_DADDY · 05-25-2006, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc

I don't remember my dreams. Any of them.

That sucks I usually remember about 5 a night.

Hammock Parties · 05-25-2006, 12:23 PM

No. I've never saved Carrie Underwood from a dragon, and probably never will.

greg63 · 05-25-2006, 10:58 AM

I think dreams for the most part are just subconscious gobble-de-goop. At times I think it's just the brains way of trying to resolve issues that you might be having. But, obviously, I'm no expert and expect that I very well could be wrong.

keg in kc · 05-25-2006, 11:00 AM

I don't like seeing the words "gobble-de-goop" right after a post filled with words like "penis" and "sperm".

FAX · 05-25-2006, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc

I don't like seeing the words "gobble-de-goop" right after a post filled with words like "penis" and "sperm".

FAX

greg63 · 05-25-2006, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc

I don't like seeing the words "gobble-de-goop" right after a post filled with words like "penis" and "sperm".

05-25-2006, 10:19 AM	Topic Starter
CosmicPal Learn it. Know it. Live it. Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Casino cash: $10004900	Do You Believe in Your Dreams? I'm going camping this weekend. Well, until I had this dream last night: It's late. My dog jumps up as I watch his eyes from inside the tent. His tail begins wagging as he silently barks- he wants to bark, but he's not sure if he's permitted to. He knows I'm watching him. A twig snaps in the distant and my dog then barks furiously. He bounces around the tent barking incessantly until I let him out. I then pull myself out of the tent, stand erect, and turn around to face a black bear creeping toward the campsite on all fours. I call my dog to return and as soon as he does, I race toward my car and place my dog inside for protection. His persistent barking has awakened the entire campsite as my friends all groggily depart their tents one by one- some obviously pissed at my dog, and the others a show of curiosity as to what the ruckus is all about. A girl screams and the others discover the bear looming closer to the campsite. They all run for the lake as though they were in a footrace. The bear enters the campsite and starts picking through items and knocking over chairs with his enormous body. I move inside my truck and sit in the driver's seat. My dog is still agitated and barking loudly. The bear ignores him. I let the bear destroy the camp and wait for it to move on. But, the bear looks directly at me and the dog. I can see the moon glistening in the eyes. The bear pauses. I start the truck up. The bear races toward me- possibly because he's had enough of my dog's excitation. I force the truck into reverse and then turn to the vehicle around to try and outrun the bear. The bear is quicker than I had imagined, and as soon as I begin the forward motion- I can feel the bear wrapping it's arms around the entire truck and slapping at my sideview window crushing it like a dinner plate smashing on the floor. The power is intense. Even the bear's body butting up against the vehicle is enough to create profound damage and soon rendering the vehicle undriveable. The bear yanks my dog out the passenger door and begins devouring it. I can hear my dog's whimpers and cries before it falls silent- like a rag doll. I am pissed. I already miss my dog and I don't care anymore. Some asshat left the campfire going, but that is good for me. I find the bottle of liquid fire starter and wet the end of a loose branch. I set the branch on fire. I stroll toward the bear with the burning stick in one hand, and the lighter fluid in the other. I spray the back of the enormous bear with fluid while he continues to eat my dog. I then throw the stick on his back and watch the bear stand erect and howl as the entire body engulfs in flames. So, should I still go camping???
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05-25-2006, 10:27 AM	#2
QuikSsurfer Got swag? Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Madison, MS Casino cash: $10008287	yes, go camping. just a dream __________________
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05-25-2006, 10:28 AM	#3
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05-25-2006, 10:32 AM	#4
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05-25-2006, 10:48 AM	#5
FAX testing ... 1, 2, 3 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Tennessee Casino cash: $6753759	This is a very interesting dream, Mr. CosmicPal. But, it isn't literal. This is a classic Freudian camping dream. The tent represents your current, comfortable life. Your dog is your penis and its bark is sperm. The bear is a giant, hairy unfertilized egg. The dream is telling you that you are considering having a child or getting married and having children. This is causing internal conflict in the campsite of your mind. Your dog (penis) is attempting to bark (ejaculate) but cannot due to the fact that it does not have your full permission. You are attempting to save and protect your penis near the end of the dream by returning it to the car (representing independence and freedom), but the bear (unfertilized egg ) is relentless in its effort to take control of and overwhelm your penis, your campsite, and all your gear. I would definitely continue with your camping plans. Just pack condoms. FAX
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05-25-2006, 10:29 AM	#7
keg in kc oxymoron Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: OP/KC/Whatever Casino cash: $9556299	I don't remember my dreams. Any of them.
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05-25-2006, 10:58 AM	#12
greg63 Homer go crazy!!! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: SE Kansas Casino cash: $9324990	I think dreams for the most part are just subconscious gobble-de-goop. At times I think it's just the brains way of trying to resolve issues that you might be having. But, obviously, I'm no expert and expect that I very well could be wrong. __________________
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05-25-2006, 11:00 AM	#13
keg in kc oxymoron Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: OP/KC/Whatever Casino cash: $9556299	I don't like seeing the words "gobble-de-goop" right after a post filled with words like "penis" and "sperm".
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