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Old 08-14-2013, 04:22 PM  
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Book on how to increase lottery chances......

So this guy at my work bought this book that claims to help you increase your odds of winning the lottery (LOL). I told him he's a ****ing moron but he just won't listen. He keeps going back to "Well the guy who wrote the book WON 7 JACKPOTS!" I keep saying yes, because he got lucky one time and won a nearly 1 million dollar jackpot, and since then has reinvested a shit ton of that into the ****ing lottery.

Anyway, he bought this ****ing book, which is more like a pamphlet, and all he got out of it was "Play numbers that have never won before, or haven't hit in a long time". I said "......good luck with that, and it won't make a difference because the lottery has no memory". So he found some site that has all the pas winning lottery numbers from 1997 to present, and now is trying to figure out a way to pick something besides those numbers.

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Old 10-19-2018, 01:28 PM   #46
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Old 10-19-2018, 01:41 PM   #47
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if I won that much money, I would disappear. lol
You'd have to, I would be horribly paranoid.
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Old 10-19-2018, 02:10 PM   #48
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Old 10-19-2018, 02:25 PM   #49
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I won't win but have the trust set up anyway.
You've got as good of a chance as everyone else.
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Old 10-19-2018, 02:34 PM   #50
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Whats funny is that many people who dont play when the payoff is a mere $20 million dollars are suddenly all in when it is close to a billion dollars. What? $5 million or $10 million dollars wouldnt change your life any?
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Old 10-19-2018, 02:36 PM   #51
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Damn I should have made you all pay for that advice.


% of payout is much higher.
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Old 10-19-2018, 02:37 PM   #52
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Whats funny is that many people who dont play when the payoff is a mere $20 million dollars are suddenly all in when it is close to a billion dollars. What? $5 million or $10 million dollars wouldnt change your life any?
No. It won't.
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Old 10-19-2018, 02:38 PM   #53
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Had one today. I need a pack ofs smokes, she has ten bucks in three tickets took five minutes. Urge to kill. I'd have paid her the ten bucks to leave.


Donít people buy them out of machines now?
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Old 10-19-2018, 02:43 PM   #54
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Old 10-19-2018, 02:43 PM   #55
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Old 10-19-2018, 02:45 PM   #56
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Instead of buying a book about how to win, I just invested some money in tickets. A friend and I have bought tickets together for 20 years or more whenever the prize gets insanely big. It's worth it just to idly have fun chatting with him about it.
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Old 10-19-2018, 02:46 PM   #57
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Instead of buying a book about how to win, I just invested some money in tickets. A friend and I have bought tickets together for 20 years or more whenever the prize gets insanely big. It's worth it just to idly have fun chatting with him about it.
That sounds like a very nice friendship!
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Old 10-19-2018, 02:47 PM   #58
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That sounds like a very nice friendship!
Depends on who's in the possession of the tickets
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Old 10-19-2018, 02:56 PM   #59
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I know the odds are kind of in the ball park of getting hit by lighting while having a three way with three Victory Secret Models in your Mom's basement then being crushed by a meteor but I've spent more than $10 in less productive ways.
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I know the odds are kind of in the ball park of getting hit by lighting while having a three way with three Victory Secret Models in your Mom's basement then being crushed by a meteor but I've spent more than $10 in less productive ways.
I wonder how much your odds improve by purchasing 5 tries as opposed to 1 try? Percentage wise I mean.
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