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Old 08-14-2013, 04:22 PM  
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Book on how to increase lottery chances......

So this guy at my work bought this book that claims to help you increase your odds of winning the lottery (LOL). I told him he's a ****ing moron but he just won't listen. He keeps going back to "Well the guy who wrote the book WON 7 JACKPOTS!" I keep saying yes, because he got lucky one time and won a nearly 1 million dollar jackpot, and since then has reinvested a shit ton of that into the ****ing lottery.

Anyway, he bought this ****ing book, which is more like a pamphlet, and all he got out of it was "Play numbers that have never won before, or haven't hit in a long time". I said "......good luck with that, and it won't make a difference because the lottery has no memory". So he found some site that has all the pas winning lottery numbers from 1997 to present, and now is trying to figure out a way to pick something besides those numbers.

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Old 10-19-2018, 03:27 PM   #61
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I just bought the winning lottery ticket, you guys can give up now.
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Old 10-19-2018, 03:35 PM   #62
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You've got as good of a chance as everyone else.
keep your expectations low
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Old 10-20-2018, 06:23 AM   #63
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no winner. going to 1.6 Billion
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Old 10-20-2018, 06:35 AM   #64
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They could split it 1600 (!) different ways at a million each and make a LOT of people happy.

Nope. Let’s give it all to one person.
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Old 10-20-2018, 06:40 AM   #65
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no winner. going to 1.6 Billion
This will be the biggest lottery jackpot in history by Tuesday.
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Old 10-20-2018, 07:33 AM   #66
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Old 10-20-2018, 07:34 AM   #67
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They could split it 1600 (!) different ways at a million each and make a LOT of people happy.

Nope. Let’s give it all to one person.
God Damn right.
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Old 10-20-2018, 08:05 AM   #68
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Old 10-20-2018, 08:09 AM   #69
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Old 10-20-2018, 08:10 AM   #70
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800 million (after taxes) is good money. But it is not like you are going to be a Rockefeller, or Allen, or Buffet. Or own an NFL team
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Old 10-20-2018, 08:17 AM   #71
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Old 10-20-2018, 08:38 AM   #72
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I have always thought the best lottery to win is right after a big one. I would be happy with a little jackpot of 3-4 M and fly under the radar.
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Old 10-20-2018, 08:41 AM   #73
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And for the record I am not a fan of the lottery, or scratcher tickets, or slot machines, etc. But if people here want to get a big work pot together when the jackpot is really huge and buy a crapload of tickets, I'll throw in 3 bucks. Seems reasonable and ok with me.
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Old 10-20-2018, 08:46 AM   #74
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I’d pay off all my debt and just keep on keeping on.

If I didn’t have any student loans or a practice loan I’d be happily fine. A couple hundred mil would help
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