Life My GF wont let me PIIHB anymore - Page 7

MTG#10 · 10-06-2010, 07:17 PM

When we first started dating my gf let me PIIHB 1-2 times a week. That was 6 months ago. She hasn't let me for at least two months now, and every time I bring it up she just says no way! She lured me in with PIIHB and now acts like it never happened. She also used to polish the yogurt cannon quite frequently and even let me ATM her sometimes but I cant even get her to do that anymore. She pulled the ol' bait and switch and I don't think I can trust her now.

HoneyBadger · 10-07-2010, 12:55 AM

You realize poop comes out of her butt. I wouldn't want my good to get contaminated.

**kysirsoze** · 10-07-2010, 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by KcChiefsKing

In the next 15 minutes, someone needs to pos rep me so that today will be my first 10+ rep(all from different posts) day I think ever.

Now it will more likely be a 20+ neg rep day. Congratulations!

tooge · 10-07-2010, 08:14 AM

And you took her to a chiefs game

thecoffeeguy · 10-07-2010, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by PostRockPablo

I'm down with ATM. But not with somebody you consider your "girlfriend". That's just ****ed up. If you want to plow a one legged, three eyed Barstool Betty, then fling her own dingleberries down her throat; that's all good. But not somebody you're actually dating.

boogblaster · 10-07-2010, 08:25 AM

You sick biotch ... poopie dong award ....

threebag · 10-07-2010, 08:32 AM

I really don't care to PIIHB. The deal breaker for me is when she quits giving head.

DJ's left nut · 10-07-2010, 08:37 AM

MTG Also has over 1,000 posts.

Just sayin'...

kccrazzi · 10-07-2010, 08:56 AM

First off I'm an old fart, and I didn't know what PIIHB meant. So naturally I googled it in and this is what came up. Life My GF wont let me PIIHB anymore - ChiefsPlanet, I think you might want to be careful what you post.

BWillie · 10-07-2010, 08:59 AM

I've never had one urge at all, to be an ass violater. That is just fucking gross. That is what gay people do to have sex, you aren't gay are you?

blaise · 10-07-2010, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by threebag02

I really don't care to PIIHB. The deal breaker for me is when she quits giving head.

Yeah, it's more trouble than it's worth. It seems like a good idea when you first broach the idea, but then you're usually like, "That probably wasn't a good idea."

Pants · 10-07-2010, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by BWillie007

I've never had one urge at all, to be an ass violater. That is just fucking gross. That is what gay people do to have sex, you aren't gay are you?

Yeah, but you probably never try anything outside of missionary, right? I've had anal a couple times and I can assure you I'm not attracted to guys at all.

ATM is completely ****ing gross, though, and there's no way any girl does that in real life. How do you even start to approach the subject? There's just no way. Sickening.

BWillie · 10-07-2010, 09:06 AM

I wonder what a divorce judge would say if you told him you are divorcing your wife because she doesn't give you head anymore? I would like to read about someone who has actually done that and just giving the truth. I would think that would be acceptable grounds for filing for divorce lol

BWillie · 10-07-2010, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Metrolike

Yeah, but you probably never try anything outside of missionary, right? I've had anal a couple times and I can assure you I'm not attracted to guys at all.

ATM is completely ****ing gross, though, and there's no way any girl does that in real life. How do you even start to approach the subject? There's just no way. Sickening.

There are hundreds of positions outside of missionary that does not involve fuckING SOMEONE IN THE ASS.

**The Franchise** · 10-07-2010, 09:11 AM

And to think I used to feel sorry for you.

Pants · 10-07-2010, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by BWillie007

There are hundreds of positions outside of missionary that does not involve fuckING SOMEONE IN THE ASS.

LOL, I know, you just sound a little prudish, that's all. If you don't like it, more power to you. The vast majority of girls don't let you do it anyway (in my experience, at least).

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