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10-23-2012, 12:26 PM | #31 |
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Understood. I can't control my gag reflex.
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10-23-2012, 01:02 PM | #32 |
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10-23-2012, 02:30 PM | #33 |
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I thought this was going to be this prank
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10-23-2012, 02:35 PM | #34 |
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Only someone that was beyond buzzed would almost kill themselves instead of spitting out their drink.
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10-23-2012, 03:22 PM | #35 |
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well, I was spitting it out. ALL OVER THE ROOM.
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10-23-2012, 05:38 PM | #36 |
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If you really want to piss you wife off you should unsuspectingly pour a large glass of ice cold water on her while she is taking a hot shower, preferably on a Monday morning before work.
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10-23-2012, 06:44 PM | #37 |
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I think I posted a little about this a few years back, but over the past few years, if I have a coughing fit, I literally black out for a few short seconds. It's only happened about 4 or 5 times, and I only black out for a very short period of time... Except...
At the beginning of the summer, I was out to eat with my wife. We had finished eating, and were chatting, and suddenly I felt a coughing fit coming. I remember saying out loud, "No, not this again," and I apparently passed out for over a minute. My wife ran around the table and caught me from falling, and said I wasn't breathing at all. As I came to, I remember having this overwhelming feeling of being bear hugged too tight, and started yelling, "No! Stop!!!" At the top of my lungs. Came to. Immediately realized what had happened, and started apologizing to the entire restaurant. Asked to be helped to the bathroom, and proceeded to puke and heave for 5 minutes. Had to go on an ambulance after that, but, as I was without insurance at the time, declined to go to the hospital. Yes... Scared the hell out of my wife (and me, as well, to be honest). |
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10-23-2012, 06:45 PM | #38 |
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wake up?
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10-23-2012, 08:10 PM | #39 | |
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10-23-2012, 08:18 PM | #40 |
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Soooo...... What's the point of this?
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10-24-2012, 12:19 PM | #41 |
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yikes, at least it didn't happen to me in a restraunt.
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10-25-2012, 10:17 AM | #42 | |
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well...by brain read the bolded words in a different order...
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10-25-2012, 10:28 AM | #43 |
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Don't know about the whiskey, but lift the toilet seat, put saranwrap across the toilet bowl, and lower the seat back down. THAT'LL get her pissed on and pissed off at the same time.
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