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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

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I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 06-24-2008, 12:27 PM   #841
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That may be true, but I think what everyone is trying to say is that it would be a horrible shame if the guy were to wreck and kill someone other than himself. Most RESPONSIBLE and RESPECTABLE people would do that in a secluded place not on city streets.

I don't think anyone really gives two shits if this guy dies. He's a free BOY and can do what he wants.

Personally, if I had a crotch rocket I'd go over 100 too, but I'd be as responsible as I could about it...and I think most people would probably say the same thing.
I agree. Maybe I missed something but I didn't see that he was doing this in prime time traffic weaving in and out of cars. I think we have all seen a lot of idiots on motorcycles before. Being responsible about it is the key. There are a lot of public roads where you could do this without putting anyone else at risk. Even on my last harley trip we were frequently over 90. A bunch of deer slowed me down a little.
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:27 PM   #842
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A week after...
But he was a seasoned rider.
I don't know about seasoned. Tenderized, maybe.
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:27 PM   #843
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So, his friend died a week before.

From the same thing.
Actually, if you read below the pictures, his friend was killed a week after.
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A few inaccuracies have crept into the text accompanying forwarded versions of these pictures. A 2008 variant carried the closing legend "He lived. Wear your helmet!", but unfortunately Brandon Lee did not survive the accident despite his wearing a helmet. Also, the friend of Brandon's who "was killed 1 week before this on his motorcycle going 120+ on Highway 169" referenced in the second example above was 21-year-old Devin Seigal, who was killed in a similar motorcycle accident five days after Brandon's death (and had, in fact, attended Brandon's funeral).
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:27 PM   #844
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That would be this guy...

http://www.snopes.com/photos/acciden...ash.asp#photo4

EDIT: I see the photos have already been posted. Click the link to read the story, verified true by Snopes.
And his friend died 5 days later in a similar accident after attending his funeral.
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:29 PM   #845
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There are some states where it is legal for the bikers to go between the other traffic and move to the front of the line, some states it isn't.
What state would make that illegal? That's ridiculous. That poster obviously has an issue with anyone passing him.
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:29 PM   #846
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These are pictures from a motorcycle accident last week on Highway 169 here in Tulsa. The guy was going over 125 mph around 2 am when he hit the back of the Yellow truck. The truck was going normal speed and did not know what had happened. He was drug approx a mile before the truck stopped. Highway 169 is known for late night speed driving and trick driving of motorcycles.


That explains the lack of shoes.... that was confusing the hell out of me...
The stunt knocked his shoes off. (rim shot)
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:30 PM   #847
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What state would make that illegal? That's ridiculous. That poster obviously has an issue with anyone passing him.

wha!? forming your own lane is ok? So If I own a small car and can fit between 2 trucks its ok for me to do so!?
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What state would make that illegal? That's ridiculous. That poster obviously has an issue with anyone passing him.
all but cali i think
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What state would make that illegal? That's ridiculous. That poster obviously has an issue with anyone passing him.
You had to have misunderstood.
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:33 PM   #850
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all but cali i think
I highly doubt that. Everywhere I go they do it. I don't know why people get all mad it's not like they are slowing them down or anything.
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I highly doubt that. Everywhere I go they do it. I don't know why people get all mad it's not like they are slowing them down or anything.
Cali is the only one that I know is legal, but I haven't looked too closely.
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Well, it finally happened. I usually speed on my bike almost everyday and it finally caught up to me. I got a ticket from this stupid pig.

I guess going 100+ without a helmet is againist the law or something LOL.

I just cant help it though. Once you get on those things you want to soar like a bird its not even funny.
Until you come to a sudden stop.
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:42 PM   #853
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I highly doubt that. Everywhere I go they do it. I don't know why people get all mad it's not like they are slowing them down or anything.
"Anyone who's spent time in Bay Area traffic knows motorcyclists rarely hesitate to zip between gridlocked cars. It's called ``lane splitting,'' and, to the chagrin of many motorists, California is one of the few states where it's legal."

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Old 06-24-2008, 12:43 PM   #854
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What state would make that illegal? That's ridiculous. That poster obviously has an issue with anyone passing him.
I say "Ban it". I have a brother in the ground due to this shite Cali crap. Use a F'n lane or go ride in the desert. Bikes riding between cars and not in a lane is incredibly dangerous. As if riding a bike in Cali isn't dangerous already due to idiot drivers in cars.
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I say "Ban it". I have a brother in the ground due to this shite Cali crap. Use a F'n lane or go ride in the desert. Bikes riding between cars and not in a lane is incredibly dangerous. As if riding a bike in Cali isn't dangerous already due to idiot drivers in cars.
WOW. Sorry to hear about your brother. At stoplights it's actually safer as you don't get rear ended. As far as gridlock traffic is concerned the only thing that makes it dangerous is the typical road rage Mr. Wheeler that doesn't want anyone passing him. I am not sure what the desert thing is all about.
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