Misc Dad Who Sewed Son's Butt Shut Takes Plea Deal

Ace Gunner · 05-19-2012, 10:12 PM

(note to self; pick up laundry, get haircut, sew jr's butt shut)

A Waukegan, Ill., man avoided prison time for a January 2008 do-it-yourself surgical procedure in which he sewed together part of his son's buttocks, the Lake-County News Sun reported.

Randy Swopes, 52, took a plea deal that offered him two years of probation and 250 hours of public service.

Swopes' son has Crohn's disease, an inflammatory bowel disorder where the body's immune system attacks the gastrointestinal tract.

At the time of the incident, Swopes' son, who was 14 at the time, suffered a complication of the disease called fistula. Fistula, which affects an estimated 25 percent of people who have Crohn's, is an abnormal connection of two organs. In the teenage boy's case, there may have been an abnormal connection between the anal canal and anal skin.

Depending on the severity, proper treatment of a fistula may involve a combination of taking antibiotics and draining the abscess, according to the Crohn's and Colitis Foundation.

Rather than take his son to the hospital, Swopes chose to sew the buttocks area shut himself, Assistant State Attorney Danielle Pascucci told the Lake-County News Sun. The teenager spent nearly a month in the hospital because the wound became infected, she said.

Swopes, who was charged with aggravated battery, could have spent at least two years in jail for the incident before agreeing to the plea deal.

Attempts by ABC News to reach Swopes for comment were unsuccessful.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blog...ws-health.html

milkman · 05-19-2012, 10:16 PM

I thought for sure when I read the headline it was going to be a story about a homphobic father and a gay son.

In58men · 05-19-2012, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by milkman

I thought for sure when I read the headline it was going to be a story about a homphobic father and a gay son.

+1

**Lumpy** · 05-19-2012, 10:24 PM

No shit?!

Damn.

suzzer99 · 05-19-2012, 10:24 PM

How exactly would the gay son have pooped after the procedure?

HoneyBadger · 05-19-2012, 10:52 PM

This would never happen if health care costs were lower!!!!!!!!!!

milkman · 05-19-2012, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by HoneyBadger

This would never happen if health care costs were lower!!!!!!!!!!

No shit!

**Gonzo** · 05-19-2012, 11:07 PM

Sounds like his kid gave himself a 'blood-wine' enema.

booger · 05-20-2012, 12:19 AM

no shit...

you guys are killing me

Thig Lyfe · 05-20-2012, 12:29 AM

I suspect we're not getting the hole truth.

booger · 05-20-2012, 12:31 AM

little did he know this would be the last time he would ever drop the kids off at teh pool

Sannyasi · 05-20-2012, 01:36 AM

What an asshole.

booger · 05-20-2012, 02:29 AM

kid was probably scared shitless

big nasty kcnut · 05-20-2012, 02:30 AM

So i guess his son anal porn career was finished before it started.

MMXcalibur · 05-20-2012, 02:43 AM

I don't give a shit...and apparently neither does he!

05-19-2012, 10:12 PM
Ace Gunner First Overall Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: kcmo Casino cash: $10007271	Dad Who Sewed Son's Butt Shut Takes Plea Deal (note to self; pick up laundry, get haircut, sew jr's butt shut) A Waukegan, Ill., man avoided prison time for a January 2008 do-it-yourself surgical procedure in which he sewed together part of his son's buttocks, the Lake-County News Sun reported. Randy Swopes, 52, took a plea deal that offered him two years of probation and 250 hours of public service. Swopes' son has Crohn's disease, an inflammatory bowel disorder where the body's immune system attacks the gastrointestinal tract. At the time of the incident, Swopes' son, who was 14 at the time, suffered a complication of the disease called fistula. Fistula, which affects an estimated 25 percent of people who have Crohn's, is an abnormal connection of two organs. In the teenage boy's case, there may have been an abnormal connection between the anal canal and anal skin. Depending on the severity, proper treatment of a fistula may involve a combination of taking antibiotics and draining the abscess, according to the Crohn's and Colitis Foundation. Rather than take his son to the hospital, Swopes chose to sew the buttocks area shut himself, Assistant State Attorney Danielle Pascucci told the Lake-County News Sun. The teenager spent nearly a month in the hospital because the wound became infected, she said. Swopes, who was charged with aggravated battery, could have spent at least two years in jail for the incident before agreeing to the plea deal. Attempts by ABC News to reach Swopes for comment were unsuccessful. http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blog...ws-health.html
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05-20-2012, 12:31 AM	#11
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $1598550	little did he know this would be the last time he would ever drop the kids off at teh pool __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $1598550	kid was probably scared shitless __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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05-20-2012, 02:30 AM	#14
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