****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread****

['Hamas' Jenkins]

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.


Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.


Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO


Commitment List: From to and possibly

Spoiler!

Committed - Not Yet Signed

Name	Pos	Location	Ht	Wt	40	Rivals Rating
Paul Adams	OL	Nashville, TNChrist Presbyterian Academy	6'6"	270		5.5
Sam Bailey	OL	Lamar, MOLamar Jr/Sr R 1	6'5"	245		5.4
Andy Bauer	OL	St. Louis, MODeSmet	6'6"	304	5.2	5.9
Kendall Blanton	TE	Blue Springs, MOBlue Springs South	6'5"	225		5.4
Nate Brown	WR	Suwanee, GANorth Gwinnett	6'3"	215	4.5	5.7
Logan Cheadle	DB	Lee's Summit, MOLee's Summit West	5'10"	165		5.6
Kenya Dennis	DB	Raymond, MSHinds C.C.	6'0"	190		5.5
Michael Fairchild	OL	Overland Park, KSBlue Valley West	6'6"	262		5.4
Darnell Green-Beckham	WR	Springfield, MOHillcrest	6'5"	175		5.3
Zach Hudson	OL	Tampa, FLSickles	6'5"	280		5.5
Stepfawn Hughes	ATH	Fort Worth, TXDunbar	5'10"	170	4.6	5.5
Grant Jones	ATH	Columbia, MOHickman	6'3"	216		5.5
Lawrence Lee	WR	Pensacola, FLWest Florida Tech	5'10"	167	4.5	5.6
Rocel McWilliams	DE	Pensacola, FLWest Florida Tech	6'3"	240		5.5
Kevin Pendleton	OL	Lee's Summit, MOLee's Summit West	6'4"	329		5.5
Thomas Richard	WR	Nashville, TNChrist Presbyterian Academy	6'1"	185		5.4
Tavon Ross	ATH	Cochran, GABleckley County	6'1"	196		5.4
Finis Stribling IV	DB	Thompson's Station, TNIndependence	5'10"	170	4.5	5.4
Greg Taylor	DB	East St. Louis, ILEast St. Louis	5'10"	181		5.7
Trevon Walters	RB	Bradenton, FLManatee	5'10"	189		5.4
Jhonathon Williams	DE	Berrien Springs, MIBerrien Springs	6'6"	230	4.5	5.5
Thomas Wilson	ATH	Buford, GABuford	5'10"	176		5.5
Roderick Winters	LB	Arlington, TXBowie	5'11"	196	4.5	5.3
Ish Witter	RB	Tampa, FLAlonso	5'8"	190	4.6	5.5
Marvin Zanders	QB	Jacksonville, FLRaines	6'1"	175		5.5

[Frazod]

God I hate Holtz.

[Jerm]

Originally Posted by frazod

God I hate Holtz.

I can't even understand what he's saying...need English subtitles because he speaks Ewok.

[Eleazar]

crappy Texas seems to be able to hang with the Big 12's best.

[mr. tegu]

So I don't watch a ton of Missouri. What is the deal with DGB? He was highly recruited and supposed to be amazing receiver but from the brief moments I have watched and today it seems like he doesn't get that involved and doesn't really dominate. Am I off base with that and just haven't seen the plays he has made?

[Al Bundy]

Originally Posted by Cochise

crappy Texas seems to be able to hang with the Big 12's best.

Great you've probably just signaled PB to come on in...

[Eleazar]

Originally Posted by Al Bundy

Great you've probably just signaled PB to come on in...

He's probably too busy cataloging all the posts over at Tigerboard.

[KCrockaholic]

Originally Posted by mr. tegu

So I don't watch a ton of Missouri. What is the deal with DGB? He was highly recruited and supposed to be amazing receiver but from the brief moments I have watched and today it seems like he doesn't get that involved and doesn't really dominate. Am I off base with that and just haven't seen the plays he has made?

You need to watch him more. And give him a bit more time as well. Franklin isn't exactly WR friendly with his accuracy, and the Mizzou offense spreads the ball around. They don't isolate one guy and try to get him the ball 10 times a game.

[BourbonMan]

Originally Posted by mr. tegu

So I don't watch a ton of Missouri. What is the deal with DGB? He was highly recruited and supposed to be amazing receiver but from the brief moments I have watched and today it seems like he doesn't get that involved and doesn't really dominate. Am I off base with that and just haven't seen the plays he has made?

He doesn't get to many thrown his way...getting double teamed all the time, but when he does get open or 1 on 1, he makes great catches and usually for big gains.

[KCrockaholic]

What happened with Josey? I must have missed something.

Marcus Murphy is fricken awesome though.

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by KCrockaholic

What happened with Josey? I must have missed something.

Marcus Murphy is fricken awesome though.

Is Josey hurt?

[KCrockaholic]

Originally Posted by frazod

Is Josey hurt?

IDK, I was assuming (Insert Crennel joke) since all I've seen since I turned on the TV in the 2nd Q was Hansborough and Murphy. Josey should be getting more carries than either of those guys if he's healthy.

[mr. tegu]

Originally Posted by KCrockaholic

You need to watch him more. And give him a bit more time as well. Franklin isn't exactly WR friendly with his accuracy, and the Mizzou offense spreads the ball around. They don't isolate one guy and try to get him the ball 10 times a game.

Originally Posted by BourbonMan

He doesn't get to many thrown his way...getting double teamed all the time, but when he does get open or 1 on 1, he makes great catches and usually for big gains.

Thanks. He certainly looks the part. I guess I was just thinking a guy as freakish as him would demand more looks his way regardless. But then again their offense is running really good right now.

[KCrockaholic]

Originally Posted by mr. tegu

Thanks. He certainly looks the part. I guess I was just thinking a guy as freakish as him would demand more looks his way regardless. But then again their offense is running really good right now.

Check his stats this year. He's doing fine for a Sophomore, and I haven't seen him drop anything yet from the games I've watched.

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by KCrockaholic

IDK, I was assuming (Insert Crennel joke) since all I've seen since I turned on the TV in the 2nd Q was Hansborough and Murphy. Josey should be getting more carries than either of those guys if he's healthy.

DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT DAMMIT

[KCrockaholic]

Originally Posted by frazod

DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT DAMMIT

lol So he IS playing?

I just haven't seen him yet.