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MIAdragon · 05-13-2009, 11:08 AM

these all all true in the MIA household.

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever").

(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of saying Get lost....

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3..

Jilly · 05-13-2009, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo

Oh Shit....

Lumpy's bringing the thunder.

I know, it makes me happy.

**Gonzo** · 05-13-2009, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Jilly

I know, it makes me happy.

Jeez... Get a room.

(and take video)

**Nzoner** · 05-13-2009, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy

Whatever. /sigh/

Hey it's not our fault that males were created visual creatures

Jilly · 05-13-2009, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo

Jeez... Get a room.

(and take video)

I don't think Lumpy's like that.....but I'm just guessing.

**Nzoner** · 05-13-2009, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Jilly

I don't think

there's another one of those woman quotes that=I know what the hell I'm talking about now stfu

Jilly · 05-13-2009, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Nzoner

there's another one of those woman quotes that=I know what the hell I'm talking about now stfu

I don't think that's universal though.

**Lumpy** · 05-13-2009, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Jilly

I don't think Lumpy's like that.....but I'm just guessing.

U would be surprised.

Dr. Johnny Fever · 05-13-2009, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by milkman

I think they forgot:

It's your decision.
If you make the wrong one, i.e. not the one she would have made, you'll pay for it for the rest of your life.

Were you married to my ex wife too??????

Jilly · 05-13-2009, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy

U would be surprised.

promise?

**Lumpy** · 05-13-2009, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Jilly

promise?

Yup.

Dr. Johnny Fever · 05-13-2009, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy

I'm not postive, but I think that Jilly wants to bump fuzzy runways w/ me.

I are speechless.

Ok I'm all hot and bothered now. Please don't let the guys in this thread get in your way... continue... like we weren't even here.

**Gonzo** · 05-13-2009, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever

Ok I'm all hot and bothered now. Please don't let the guys in this thread get in your way... continue... like we weren't even here.

Yeah, really...

As you were!

**Lumpy** · 05-13-2009, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever

Ok I'm all hot and bothered now. Please don't let the guys in this thread get in your way... continue... like we weren't even here.

Sry. Can't. Gtg back to work.

Jilly · 05-13-2009, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy

Sry. Can't. Gtg back to work.

yeah, me too.

so you'll email me later, right?

**Lumpy** · 05-13-2009, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jilly

yeah, me too.

so you'll email me later, right?

Absolutely secksy lady.

05-13-2009, 11:08 AM
MIAdragon Someone pass the antifreeze Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Miami (North Cuba) Casino cash: $1687819	Very helpful stuff for us guys.... these all all true in the MIA household. 9 WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever"). (8)Whatever: Is a women's way of saying Get lost.... (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3..
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