I revised my Arrowhead prayer for Sunday...

DoktorSmith · 10-19-2000, 02:43 PM

Our father who art in Arrowhead,
Hallowed be thy football,
the Rams they come,
the game be won,
This Sunday and every Sunday after
Give us this day our daily touchdown
and forgive us our fumbles
as we don't forgive the lambs that fumble to us...
and lead them not into the endzone
but deliver us to score many points...

For thine is The Red, The Gold and The White, amen....

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joe

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
-Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst

[This message has been edited by 58Forever (edited 10-19-2000).]

DoktorSmith · 10-19-2000, 02:45 PM

Hey and it's all in fun so before you religious types get your panties in a bunch, chilll....I'm already doomed to hell anyway... [img]http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]

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joe

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
-Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst

crazy chiefs fan · 10-19-2000, 02:57 PM

OOOOUUUCCCHHH !!!!

Creative....but I don't know how the Big Guy upstairs is going to take it....REPENT REPENT REPENT.... Idolatry....Don't jinks us!

Besides...God allows u-turns in your life!

But it was creative...you got bigger balls than me!

DoktorSmith · 10-19-2000, 03:04 PM

It's not like I used God's name in vain or anything...as you can see I didn't even use capital letters in the first line...boy if you think this is good, you should have seen one of the religious discussions on the old BB...some of us quoted real scriptures with football pharases...that got some us excommunicated... [img]http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/frown.gif[/img]

you people just aren't any fun.... [img]http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/tongue.gif[/img]

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joe

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
-Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst

[This message has been edited by 58Forever (edited 10-19-2000).]

DoktorSmith · 10-19-2000, 03:15 PM

OKAY ADMINS...GO AHEAD AND DELETE THIS TOPIC IF YOU FIND IT OFFENSIVE OR IN POOR TASTE...I can take it....

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joe

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
-Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst

KCWolfman · 10-19-2000, 03:36 PM

Hey, I am a Born Again Christian and I don't see anything wrong with it. I think it is funny and creative. Absolutley nothing offensive about it to me. [img]http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img]

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WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH, THE TOUGH GET GOING!

KCWolfman · 10-19-2000, 03:39 PM

Furthermore I have always belived that God has a sense of humor. I also do not see anything wrong with asking God to help out your team. I personaly do not think that he would interfere because there are ussually Belivers on both sides of the ball.

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WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH, THE TOUGH GET GOING!

DoktorSmith · 10-19-2000, 03:40 PM

Thank you Raider Hader...it's not like I blasphemed or anything...

My guess is it's better than getting on my knees and actually praying for a Chiefs win...Thy will be done...and I can take it whichever way that goes...

[This message has been edited by 58Forever (edited 10-19-2000).]

DoktorSmith · 10-19-2000, 03:45 PM

I remember a movie about WWII...the German Officer says "Sometimes I wonder whose side God is on."....then they show an Allied Officer and he says the same thing...of course The Man is on all sides...and really, a football game is probably not exactly the kind of thing that gets prayers answered...so let's pray that no one gets hurt...except Kurt Warner and Faulk and the WRs and the entire starting offense for the Rams...but only for one game, nothing serious...maybe hemmoroids or something.... [img]http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]

**DaKCMan AP** · 10-19-2000, 03:45 PM

Joe - I have no issue with it, kind of cute.

Morphius
Of course this is from a guy who was labeled as "evil"

DoktorSmith · 10-19-2000, 03:46 PM

jeff, I knew I could count on the Dark Side of the Force to be with me... [img]http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/tongue.gif[/img]

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joe

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
-Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst

**DaKCMan AP** · 10-19-2000, 03:49 PM

Joe - Though I was suprised that you didn't start it off with "Our DT who watches over Arrowhead", or the like.

**DaKCMan AP** · 10-19-2000, 03:51 PM

Joe to continue on with the last thought, without much thinking...

Crushing be thy Defense
The Rams they Come
They will be undone...<P>

KCWolfman · 10-19-2000, 03:52 PM

58, I really don't think that God will CAUSE the entire offense of the Rams to get hurt. But he does ALLOW things to happen to people from time to time to test them. He even allows adversity for Christians, wich is good news considering that Kurt Warner is a Christian himself. God could suddenly decide that Kurt needs to remember were his talent comes from. Here is hoping anyways!

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WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH, THE TOUGH GET GOING!

thehead · 10-19-2000, 03:54 PM

AMEN!!! [img]http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]

Wade<P>

10-19-2000, 02:45 PM	#2
DoktorSmith Veteran Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: KCMO Casino cash: $10004900	Hey and it's all in fun so before you religious types get your panties in a bunch, chilll....I'm already doomed to hell anyway... [img]http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img] ------------------ joe "The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." -Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst
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10-19-2000, 02:57 PM	#3
crazy chiefs fan Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	OOOOUUUCCCHHH !!!! Creative....but I don't know how the Big Guy upstairs is going to take it....REPENT REPENT REPENT.... Idolatry....Don't jinks us! Besides...God allows u-turns in your life! But it was creative...you got bigger balls than me!
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10-19-2000, 03:04 PM	#4
DoktorSmith Veteran Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: KCMO Casino cash: $10004900	It's not like I used God's name in vain or anything...as you can see I didn't even use capital letters in the first line...boy if you think this is good, you should have seen one of the religious discussions on the old BB...some of us quoted real scriptures with football pharases...that got some us excommunicated... [img]http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/frown.gif[/img] you people just aren't any fun.... [img]http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/tongue.gif[/img] ------------------ joe "The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." -Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst [This message has been edited by 58Forever (edited 10-19-2000).]
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10-19-2000, 03:15 PM	#5
DoktorSmith Veteran Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: KCMO Casino cash: $10004900	OKAY ADMINS...GO AHEAD AND DELETE THIS TOPIC IF YOU FIND IT OFFENSIVE OR IN POOR TASTE...I can take it.... ------------------ joe "The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." -Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst
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10-19-2000, 03:36 PM	#6
KCWolfman Fall down 7 times, get up 8 Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	Hey, I am a Born Again Christian and I don't see anything wrong with it. I think it is funny and creative. Absolutley nothing offensive about it to me. [img]http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img] ------------------ WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH, THE TOUGH GET GOING!
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10-19-2000, 02:43 PM
DoktorSmith Veteran Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: KCMO Casino cash: $10004900	Our father who art in Arrowhead, Hallowed be thy football, the Rams they come, the game be won, This Sunday and every Sunday after Give us this day our daily touchdown and forgive us our fumbles as we don't forgive the lambs that fumble to us... and lead them not into the endzone but deliver us to score many points... For thine is The Red, The Gold and The White, amen.... ------------------ joe "The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." -Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst [This message has been edited by 58Forever (edited 10-19-2000).]
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10-19-2000, 03:39 PM	#7
KCWolfman Fall down 7 times, get up 8 Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	Furthermore I have always belived that God has a sense of humor. I also do not see anything wrong with asking God to help out your team. I personaly do not think that he would interfere because there are ussually Belivers on both sides of the ball. ------------------ WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH, THE TOUGH GET GOING!
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10-19-2000, 03:40 PM	#8
DoktorSmith Veteran Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: KCMO Casino cash: $10004900	Thank you Raider Hader...it's not like I blasphemed or anything... My guess is it's better than getting on my knees and actually praying for a Chiefs win...Thy will be done...and I can take it whichever way that goes... [This message has been edited by 58Forever (edited 10-19-2000).]
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10-19-2000, 03:45 PM	#9
DoktorSmith Veteran Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: KCMO Casino cash: $10004900	I remember a movie about WWII...the German Officer says "Sometimes I wonder whose side God is on."....then they show an Allied Officer and he says the same thing...of course The Man is on all sides...and really, a football game is probably not exactly the kind of thing that gets prayers answered...so let's pray that no one gets hurt...except Kurt Warner and Faulk and the WRs and the entire starting offense for the Rams...but only for one game, nothing serious...maybe hemmoroids or something.... [img]http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]
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DaKCMan AP Beloved & Awesome CP Celebrity Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Florida Casino cash: $6774952	Joe - I have no issue with it, kind of cute. Morphius Of course this is from a guy who was labeled as "evil"
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DoktorSmith Veteran Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: KCMO Casino cash: $10004900	jeff, I knew I could count on the Dark Side of the Force to be with me... [img]http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/tongue.gif[/img] ------------------ joe "The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." -Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst
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10-19-2000, 03:49 PM	#12
DaKCMan AP Beloved & Awesome CP Celebrity Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Florida Casino cash: $6774952	Joe - Though I was suprised that you didn't start it off with "Our DT who watches over Arrowhead", or the like.
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10-19-2000, 03:51 PM	#13
DaKCMan AP Beloved & Awesome CP Celebrity Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Florida Casino cash: $6774952	Joe to continue on with the last thought, without much thinking... Crushing be thy Defense The Rams they Come They will be undone...<P>
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10-19-2000, 03:52 PM	#14
KCWolfman Fall down 7 times, get up 8 Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	58, I really don't think that God will CAUSE the entire offense of the Rams to get hurt. But he does ALLOW things to happen to people from time to time to test them. He even allows adversity for Christians, wich is good news considering that Kurt Warner is a Christian himself. God could suddenly decide that Kurt needs to remember were his talent comes from. Here is hoping anyways! ------------------ WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH, THE TOUGH GET GOING!
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10-19-2000, 03:54 PM	#15
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