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Old 11-14-2007, 03:21 PM  
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Where Do You Want To Meet For Dinner?
Husb: "Where Do You Want To Meet For Dinner?"
Wife: "I don't care."
Husb: "How about Jim and Nicks?"
Wife: "Okay. Or we could go to Vallentinos."
Husb: "Uh ... okay."
Wife: "You don't want to go to Valentinos?"
Husb: "No. Valentinos is fine."
Wife: "Or, we could go to Jim and Nicks. Or the Green Hills Grill."
Husb: "Okay. Where do you want to go?"
Wife: "I don't care."
Husb: "Okay. Let's go to Valentinos."
Wife: "Sure. But, we haven't been to Jim and Nicks in a while."
Husb: "So, you want to go to Jim and Nicks?"
Wife: "Isn't that where you want to go?"
Husb: "Jim and Nicks is fine."
Wife: "Well, you didn't sound too excited about Valentinos."
Husb: "No, not at all. Let's go to Valentinos."
Wife: "No, that's okay."
Husb: "Why not? I thought you wanted to go to Valentinos?"
Wife: "No. Let's go to Jim and Nicks. Or The Green Hills Grill."

Does this sound remotely familiar to anybody?

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Old 11-14-2007, 03:35 PM   #16
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Old 11-14-2007, 03:35 PM   #17
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Me: What do you wanna eat?
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Me: How about a big sausage?
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Old 11-14-2007, 03:36 PM   #18
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On the other hand, a good wife would have dinner ready for you when you get home after a hard day at work.
Absolutely. Ladies, pay attention to the following:

* Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favourite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.

* Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.

* Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.

* Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.

* Be happy to see him.

* Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.

* Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.

* Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax.

* Your goal: Try to make sure your home is a place of peace, order, and tranquility where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.

* Don't greet him with complaints or problems.

* Don't complain if he's late home for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day.

* Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.

* Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.

* Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.
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Old 11-14-2007, 03:38 PM   #19
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Old 11-14-2007, 03:39 PM   #20
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My wife is pretty good about these things.

Now my mother....

I remember that stuff driving me crazy as a teenager. The family would be in a restaurant and...

(Cut to restaurant scene)

Rain Man: What do you want as an appetizer.
Rain Man's Mom: Anything is fine.
Rain Man's Sister: No. You do this all the time. What do you want?
Mom: Anything. I like it all.
Rain Man: No. Seriously. Which of the items do you most want?
Mom: Any of them is fine. Seriously.
Sister: No, you want one thing more. Tell us what it is.
Mom: You pick.
Rain Man: No, you pick.
Mom: I can't decide.
Sister. Pick now, or we're going to get mad if you complain later.
Mom: You pick. They're all fine.
Rain Man: Let me approach it another way. We've got cheese sticks, potato skins, and onion rings on the menu. We need to order one. Is there one item that you don't want more so than the others? We need to know.
Mom: No. I like them all.
Waitress: What appetizer would you like?
Sister: Last chance, mom. Is there anything that you particularly want or don't want? Anything at all.
Mom: No. You pick.
Sister: We'll go with the potato skins.
(Five minutes later, waitress brings out potato skins.)
(Munch, munch, munch.)
Mom: Those cheese sticks sounded awfully good.


Been there, too. Potato skins with a heapin' helpin' of anxiety.

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Old 11-14-2007, 03:42 PM   #21
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Old 11-14-2007, 03:42 PM   #22
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That conversation is the exact opposite for my wife and I. She is always asking what I want to eat or where I want to eat when she knows she is going to turn down everyone of my suggestions.
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Old 11-14-2007, 03:43 PM   #23
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Me: What do you wanna eat?
GF: I don't know.
Me: How about a big sausage?
When my wife asks me that ?
I always tell her p*ssy.

She no longer asks me as often.
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Old 11-14-2007, 03:44 PM   #24
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Old 11-14-2007, 03:45 PM   #25
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* Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.
A little gay?

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Old 11-14-2007, 03:46 PM   #28
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Husb: "Where Do You Want To Meet For Dinner?"
Wife: "I don't care."
Husb: "How about Jim and Nicks?"
Wife: "Okay. Or we could go to Vallentinos."
Husb: "Uh ... okay."
Wife: "You don't want to go to Valentinos?"
Husb: "No. Valentinos is fine."
Wife: "Or, we could go to Jim and Nicks. Or the Green Hills Grill."
Husb: "Okay. Where do you want to go?"
Wife: "I don't care."
Husb: "Okay. Let's go to Valentinos."
Wife: "Sure. But, we haven't been to Jim and Nicks in a while."
Husb: "So, you want to go to Jim and Nicks?"
Wife: "Isn't that where you want to go?"
Husb: "Jim and Nicks is fine."
Wife: "Well, you didn't sound too excited about Valentinos."
Husb: "No, not at all. Let's go to Valentinos."
Wife: "No, that's okay."
Husb: "Why not? I thought you wanted to go to Valentinos?"
Wife: "No. Let's go to Jim and Nicks. Or The Green Hills Grill."

Does this sound remotely familiar to anybody?

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yep...go thru the same thing. when she does finally decide, and we get there, she says:
"all i want is a salad."
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Old 11-14-2007, 03:49 PM   #29
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The scary thing is that my daughter is already displaying some shockingly bad decision-making ability. One of her favorite words is, "Yesno."

Wife: Victoria, would you like chicken for dinner?
Vic: Yesno.
Wife: WTF does that mean?
Vic: Ummmm, yes. Wait, no. Yes.
Wife: Victoria, this is ridiculous. You need to make a decision.
Vic: Can I have instead?
Wife: Sure, whatever.
Vic: Okay, thanks Mommy. But can I have chicken too?

That's usually when the catfight begins in earnest.
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Old 11-14-2007, 04:03 PM   #30
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Me: What do you wanna eat?
GF: I don't know.
Me: How about a big sausage?
Whatever... it actually goes:

Wa-Z: What do you wanna eat?
GF: I don't know.
Wa-Z: How about a big sausage?
GF: Why, is your brother or dad coming over?
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