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For state of Missouri: -It is illegal to have oral sex. -Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820). -It is not illegal to speed. By city: Buckner -In this small town of only 4,000, yard waste may be burned any day except Sunday. Columbia -You can not have a antenna exposed outside of your house yet you can have a 25′ satellite dish. -Though clotheslines are banned, clothes may be draped over a fence. -One may not drink in a bar between 2:00 and 6:00 AM. Kansas City -Minors are not allowed to purchase cap pistols, however they may buy shotguns freely. -Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited. Marceline -Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters. Marquette -It is illegal for more than four unrelated persons to occupy the same dwelling (The Brothel Law). Mole -Frightening a baby is in violation of the law. Natchez -It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants. Purdy -Dancing is strictly prohibited. St. Louis -It’s illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. -A milk man may not run while on duty. University City -Four women may not rent an apartment together. -No person may own a PVC pipe. -No person may have a “yard sale” in their front yard. -Houses may not have lights on them that shine into the window of a neighbor’s house. -It is illegal to request for someone to “watch over” your parked car. -One may not honk another’s horn. |
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11-29-2010, 09:23 PM | #2 |
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11-29-2010, 09:35 PM | #3 |
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Think of the stories that fellated...uh facilitated these laws. The stories have got to be ****ing insane. I guarantee someone in Natchez got a pachyderm wasted and havoc ensued.
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11-29-2010, 09:36 PM | #4 |
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Dumb Laws in Nebraska
Persons with gonorrhea may not marry. Full text of the law. It is illegal to fly a plane while drunk. Full text of the law. If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested. It is Illegal to go whale fishing. It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup. It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license. Omaha Sneezing or burping is illegal during a church service. A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest. |
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11-29-2010, 09:38 PM | #5 | |
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11-29-2010, 09:40 PM | #6 |
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11-29-2010, 09:46 PM | #7 |
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11-29-2010, 09:50 PM | #8 |
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11-29-2010, 09:56 PM | #9 |
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It'd be nice if they gave the code number for these.
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11-29-2010, 09:58 PM | #10 |
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For you Kansans--
-Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats. -Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights. -No one may catch fish with his bare hands. -The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks. -If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. Derby -It is illegal to urinate on the side of a building. -Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal. -Persons may not “screech” their tires while driving. -Riding an animal down any road is against the law. Dodge City -It is illegal to spit on a sidewalk. Lawrence -All cars entering the city limits must first sound their horn to warn the horses of their arrival. -No one may wear a bee in their hat. Overland Park -One may not picket a funeral. Russell -Musical car horns are banned. Salina -It is against the law to leave your car running unattended. Topeka -It is illegal to drive one’s car through a parade. -Many cities have laws to force citizens to keep their yards in decent shape. -No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night. -Spitting on sidewalks is expressing forbidden. -Snowball fights are illegal. -Dead chickens may not be hauled across Kansas Avenue. -The ‘Wild West’ is long gone it seems, for driving your herd of cattle through this town is now outlawed. -No matter how nice it may be, a pet Pit Bull is not allowed within the city limits. -No one may scream at a haunted house. -The installation of bathtubs is prohibited. Wichita -One can be sent to jail for up to a year for making lewd comments over the telephone. -Don’t get carried away in the city parks. -One must get a permit from the city if they wish to take dirt from the airport. -Hopefully everyone in the city has a trash can, because dumping their waste in a city pool is against the law. -Before proceeding through the interesection of Douglas and Broadway, a motorist is required to get out of their vehice and fire three shot gun rounds into the air. -Any person caught using or carrying bean snappers or the like shall upon conviction, be fined. |
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11-29-2010, 10:03 PM | #12 |
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-One may not picket a funeral. I don't think this one is dumb. It's a shame it was deemed unconstitutional. |
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11-29-2010, 10:09 PM | #14 |
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