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View Poll Results: Wiping. When is enough enough?
There Will Be Blood 21 56.76%
A small streak of poo on the paper. Enough to not make a mess on my britches. 10 27.03%
"X" number of wipes. No more, no less. 3 8.11%
"Poop 'n Go". The stink keeps others away. 3 8.11%
Gaz has never pooped. Ever. 0 0%
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Old 07-02-2015, 10:32 PM  
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Old 07-03-2015, 09:59 AM   #31
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Wiping is for girls. Scoot across the carpet to the fridge and grab a beer like a real man.
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Old 07-03-2015, 10:50 AM   #32
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Damn right they do. If I'm caught without wet wipes, i feel like wiping isn't even worth it... Jk lol

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Old 07-03-2015, 11:31 AM   #33
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Old 07-03-2015, 11:46 AM   #34
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Old 07-03-2015, 11:50 AM   #35
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Old 07-03-2015, 11:52 AM   #36
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Old 07-03-2015, 05:00 PM   #37
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Old 07-03-2015, 05:46 PM   #38
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So, some of you don't wipe until all the shit is gone from the toilet paper? I would have just assumed everyone would wipe until the shit is gone, and then wipe one more time for good measure. JFC...only on CP
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Old 07-03-2015, 06:03 PM   #39
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I wipe until the brown is more of a light brown, then I figure the rest will fall off through my shorts during the day anyways.
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Old 07-03-2015, 06:05 PM   #40
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You guys are sickening.
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Old 07-03-2015, 06:07 PM   #41
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Old 07-03-2015, 08:14 PM   #42
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I have awful bowels, a terrible diet, and too much stress, which means that my poo is often like spackling. Unfortunately, I often have to shit while at work, and the bathrooms, while nice, use 1/2 play toilet paper made from compressed sawdust. Thus, there are many times where I could wipe until my ass was pouring blood and the only thing I would accomplish is increasing my chances for sepsis.

There is one solution when in a bathroom with cheap, flimsy toilet paper and clay shits: triple fold the paper, spit on it, and wipe.

It's the only way.
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Old 07-04-2015, 08:10 AM   #43
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Old 07-04-2015, 08:30 AM   #44
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Not to derail this wonderful thread with another question, but how many shakes are enough for you guys? I can diddle my junk around for 5 minutes and still get that dick trickle down my leg
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Old 07-04-2015, 09:03 AM   #45
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