Movies and TV Movies so bad you couldn't even finish them - Page 14

AphexPhin · 06-14-2013, 05:44 AM

Lets all list movies that were so bad you couldn't even finish them. This will give folks a heads up on what films to avoid at all costs.

I'll start...

Gerry - Hands down the most boring film I've EVER seen. It stars Matt Damon & Casey Affleck and its basically just them wandering through out the desert. ****in awful movie. I cant believe the same guy that directed Good Will Hunting and My Own Private Idaho directed this garbage. Avoid at all costs!

Gangster Squad -I couldnt believe how dumb this movie was. The script was terrible as well as the dialogue. And i couldnt believe that all those awesome actors (Ryan Gosling, Sean Penn , Josh Brolin) even agreed to do this shitty film.

Valkerie - THis is the worst Tom Cruise film I've ever seen. I walked out of the theater with about 45 minutes to go it was so stupid and boring. Basically its just a bunch of close up shots of Cruise talking on the phone to other people. Very little suspense or action in this.

Cosmopolis - I Looooooove David Croenberg films but hated this one. Easily his worst film. It stars that Twilight dbag and he cant act worth shit. They should of cast Joseph Gordon Levitt or someone that could actually act for Christs sakes.

Pearl Harbor - Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?

MTG#10 · 06-15-2013, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by DJJasonp

Ok....I'm going to have to agree to disagree on this one.

Pretty good cast....good dialogue....directed by Doug Liman (Swingers, Bourne Identity).

The british kid's 3-way in Vegas is classic.

Timothy Olyphant was great.

And great music.

I enjoyed it too.

Pepe Silvia · 06-15-2013, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by DJJasonp

Ok....I'm going to have to agree to disagree on this one.

Pretty good cast....good dialogue....directed by Doug Liman (Swingers, Bourne Identity).

The british kid's 3-way in Vegas is classic.

Timothy Olyphant was great.

And great music.

I have to agree, Go wasn't too bad. That was when Katie Holmes was really hot.

AphexPhin · 06-15-2013, 02:18 PM

Go kicked all kinds of ass. I cant believe someone couldnt finish that film. Its a nice little indie film. 8/10

Aries Walker · 06-15-2013, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Dayze

Love that movie.

I'm talkin' 'bout wife swaaaappin'

Keep yer God damned hands off mah wife!

Rasputin · 06-15-2013, 07:05 PM

Is Waterworld one of the dumbest and over budget movie ever? I think I watched 15 min of it one time (at home) was boring as **** & stupid.

listopencil · 06-15-2013, 07:20 PM

I walked out of the theater.

**notorious** · 06-15-2013, 09:02 PM

Dirty Dancing.

****ing reeruned.

Mosbonian · 06-15-2013, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by cosmo20002

Raising Arizona? C'mon...

I stand by my comment...I didn't like Raising Arizona...

**notorious** · 06-16-2013, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Mosbonian

I stand by my comment...I didn't like Raising Arizona...

I am not a big fan, either.

Rasputin · 06-16-2013, 12:14 PM

Uhg, just remembered this movie. Tom Hanks Joe vs the volcano. It was just dreary and dreadful my God.

rico · 06-16-2013, 12:47 PM

The Fountain. I want to get through it, but just haven't been able to yet...and have tried 7-8 times.

Frazod · 06-16-2013, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by notorious

I am not a big fan, either.

I thought it was okay, but people gush over it and I don't get that.

IMO, the best movie the Cohens ever did was Millers Crossing, and nothing else comes close to it.

Al Bundy · 06-16-2013, 01:44 PM

Ohh and add Ishtar to that list.

AphexPhin · 06-16-2013, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by rico

The Fountain. I want to get through it, but just haven't been able to yet...and have tried 7-8 times.

try watching it really REALLY high. I saw it in 2006 (when it was in theaters) and I was blazed out of my mind and I thought it was brilliant. Especially the scenes where Hugh Jackman is floating through space. Trippy as hell.

AphexPhin · 06-16-2013, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

I thought it was okay, but people gush over it and I don't get that.

IMO, the best movie the Cohens ever did was Millers Crossing, and nothing else comes close to it.

oh man great call on Millers Crossing. Such an underrated film. I try and recommend it to all my friends and the ones that have seen it all loved it.

06-14-2013, 05:44 AM
AphexPhin Banned Join Date: May 2013 Casino cash: $10004900	Movies so bad you couldn't even finish them Lets all list movies that were so bad you couldn't even finish them. This will give folks a heads up on what films to avoid at all costs. I'll start... Gerry - Hands down the most boring film I've EVER seen. It stars Matt Damon & Casey Affleck and its basically just them wandering through out the desert. **in awful movie. I cant believe the same guy that directed Good Will Hunting and My Own Private Idaho directed this garbage. Avoid at all costs! Gangster Squad -I couldnt believe how dumb this movie was. The script was terrible as well as the dialogue. And i couldnt believe that all those awesome actors (Ryan Gosling, Sean Penn , Josh Brolin) even agreed to do this shitty film. Valkerie - THis is the worst Tom Cruise film I've ever seen. I walked out of the theater with about 45 minutes to go it was so stupid and boring. Basically its just a bunch of close up shots of Cruise talking on the phone to other people. Very little suspense or action in this. Cosmopolis - I Looooooove David Croenberg films but hated this one. Easily his worst film. It stars that Twilight dbag and he cant act worth shit. They should of cast Joseph Gordon Levitt or someone that could actually act for Christs sakes. Pearl Harbor** - Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
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AphexPhin Banned Join Date: May 2013 Casino cash: $10004900	Go kicked all kinds of ass. I cant believe someone couldnt finish that film. Its a nice little indie film. 8/10
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Rasputin Tip of the hat LIV Champs Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: ks Casino cash: $3535421	Uhg, just remembered this movie. Tom Hanks Joe vs the volcano. It was just dreary and dreadful my God. __________________ A Brave Man Once Requested Me To Answer Questions That Are Key 'Is It To Be Or Not To Be' And I Replied Oh Why Ask Me
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rico ON CP YOU’RE SOMEBODY’S BITCH! Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Da SEI Casino cash: $4704809	The Fountain. I want to get through it, but just haven't been able to yet...and have tried 7-8 times.
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