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Old 07-11-2013, 09:44 PM  
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There is nothing complex to this concept.

I am your Dungeon Master for the endurance of this thread. I have three dices ("die"?) with six sides each. (Here.)

There's really only one rule in this thread: You tell me what you want to do.

I will determine how difficult your maneuver is, and roll the dice to see if you're successful.

There usually is some sort of plot or mission in D&D, but let's just keep this simple and appropriately stupid.

Feel free to run with this as creatively as you wish, however. Also, feel free not to.
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:41 PM   #46
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Look I need a quick healing prior to my voyage, I'll deal casino cash at this point, Mohillbilly and his brothers beat me down w/ brass knuckles and nunchakas, his new wife even beat me up w/ a pink, spiked three-sectional staff that had a Black Flag bumper sticker on it.

I'm ****ed at this point. I need healing.
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:42 PM   #47
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:42 PM   #48
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Look I need a quick healing prior to my voyage, I'll deal casino cash at this point, Mohillbilly and his brothers beat me down w/ brass knuckles and nunchakas, his new wife even beat me up w/ a pink, spiked three-sectional staff that had a Black Flag bumper sticker on it.

I'm ****ed at this point. I need healing.
If only there were a Cleric nearby ...
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:44 PM   #49
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I want to have sex with a random chick tonight.
Highly unlikely when you're on ChiefsPlanet and it's almost midnight.

I put it at an 18 out of 20.

***2***

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Old 07-11-2013, 10:48 PM   #50
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Look I need a quick healing prior to my voyage, I'll deal casino cash at this point, Mohillbilly and his brothers beat me down w/ brass knuckles and nunchakas, his new wife even beat me up w/ a pink, spiked three-sectional staff that had a Black Flag bumper sticker on it.

I'm ****ed at this point. I need healing.
I can't heal shit, unfortunately. I am the Dungeon Master.

But like I said, let's keep this simple.

***16***

You are brought back to near-full strength. You can run just as fast, punch just as hard, and all your tactical thinking remains sharp.

Unfortunately, since I rolled a 16, you still do have one weakness left. You now suffer from PTSD.

While you are a formidable warrior, any loud, sudden sounds that you are not expecting cause you to weep openly.
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:49 PM   #51
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Highly unlikely when you're on ChiefsPlanet and it's almost midnight.

I put it at an 18 out of 20.

***2***

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Old 07-11-2013, 10:50 PM   #52
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:50 PM   #53
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I don't know your personal history with him, but I find you very likeable. But I know Phobia is prickly.

This is a walk in the park, still. A 5 out of 20 gets this done.

***15***

Phobia is at your doorstep.

He's got a bouquet of petunias. I think he means to seduce you.

Be careful what you wish for, I guess.
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:52 PM   #54
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:55 PM   #55
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Sexy. Does he apologize for all the times he brought up the Indian incident?
He does not.

He's only got one thing on his mind. And it's that sweet, sweet ass.
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:56 PM   #56
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can you roll a thon me up a plate of steak and potatoes, all i've eaten is weird food paste up my ass - and technically - that was yesterday, right?
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:58 PM   #57
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can you roll a thon me up a plate of steak and potatoes, all i've eaten is weird food paste up my ass - and technically - that was yesterday, right?
You have successfully eaten steak and potatoes.
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Old 07-11-2013, 11:03 PM   #58
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Still no word from Rainman, so I guess I'm off.

I will now go to Berlin and hand-deliver The Techno Viking my scroll outlining my interests in electronica dating back to 1990. Don't worry, I burned the paper ends to make it antiqued.
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Old 07-11-2013, 11:16 PM   #59
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I'm flying on a dragon, will he break apart in mid air?
You've given me no reason to believe that he will.

Continue riding on, brother.
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