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Old 06-10-2013, 04:48 PM  
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CP's Roast of.....Hootie presented by rico

Alright, rico, billay, and anyone else wanting to do some roasting of the enigma Hootie here is your stage. If it's popular, we'll continue with the series. If it blows...well we'll just pretend it never happened.
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Old 06-11-2013, 05:45 PM   #406
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I feel like I've just watched Dexter McCluster and Javier Arenas come off the board to the Chiefs all over again reading these 2 roasts.
You know, I've been thinking. Up yours, man.

Not gonna lie, I think y'all are being at least somewhat harsh.

My BIGGEST mistake was the beginning...I think I lost 90% of you before I actually got going. Hell, there was talk about whether or not I mentioned Frazod, in which everyone responded with, "no he didn't mention him." I mentioned him like 3 times at the end...but I think most of you were lost by then. But while writing the thing, I wanted to start out slow and build up, which was a huge mistake...especially since I did it in a way in which it came off as an autobiography, which ultimately meant I spent a bunch of time babbling about something that no one gives the slightest shit about. I'm thinking about actually posting excerpts and stating my case/defending myself because I think I had some zingers that fell between the cracks. I deleted a LOT of the excess babble-garbage that shouldn't have been there to begin with, so it shouldn't take as long as most of you are thinking. Especially all that shit at the beginning.

I probably should have kept the mullet guy shit out of it because that stuff was already worn out to begin with (and not really popular with you people)...I simply posted that to point out the irony of the mullet guy's name and Hootie's name being the same.

I at least want to explain my motives behind posting certain excerpts.

I'm watching Dexter right now, but I do want to defend myself...I think all you penis-wrinkles are pretty harsh. May get to it later.

And if I don't get around to explainin' myself, this sums it up:



"At least I tried, Godammit. At least I did that."
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Old 06-11-2013, 05:47 PM   #407
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Put your first up to the screen so I can give you some rep for that sweet office reference. Great work my brother from another mother!
Ok, cyber-fist-bump, man. I won't deny a fist bump to someone who appreciates the hilarity of The Office.
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Old 06-11-2013, 05:48 PM   #408
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Old 06-11-2013, 05:51 PM   #409
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Old 06-11-2013, 06:00 PM   #410
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You know, I've been thinking. Up yours, man.

Not gonna lie, I think y'all are being at least somewhat harsh.

My BIGGEST mistake was the beginning...I think I lost 90% of you before I actually got going. Hell, there was talk about whether or not I mentioned Frazod, in which everyone responded with, "no he didn't mention him." I mentioned him like 3 times at the end...but I think most of you were lost by then. But while writing the thing, I wanted to start out slow and build up, which was a huge mistake...especially since I did it in a way in which it came off as an autobiography, which ultimately meant I spent a bunch of time babbling about something that no one gives the slightest shit about. I'm thinking about actually posting excerpts and stating my case/defending myself because I think I had some zingers that fell between the cracks. I deleted a LOT of the excess babble-garbage that shouldn't have been there to begin with, so it shouldn't take as long as most of you are thinking. Especially all that shit at the beginning.

I probably should have kept the mullet guy shit out of it because that stuff was already worn out to begin with (and not really popular with you people)...I simply posted that to point out the irony of the mullet guy's name and Hootie's name being the same.

I at least want to explain my motives behind posting certain excerpts.

I'm watching Dexter right now, but I do want to defend myself...I think all you penis-wrinkles are pretty harsh. May get to it later.

And if I don't get around to explainin' myself, this sums it up:



"At least I tried, Godammit. At least I did that."
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Old 06-11-2013, 06:06 PM   #411
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Old 06-11-2013, 08:29 PM   #412
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Old 06-11-2013, 08:33 PM   #413
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Old 06-11-2013, 08:33 PM   #414
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I've been talking to him a little.
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Old 06-11-2013, 08:34 PM   #415
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Old 06-11-2013, 08:35 PM   #416
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Old 06-11-2013, 08:36 PM   #417
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That Skip? Wow. I'm glad the old ****er is still alive. Give him my best and tell him that I'm still waiting for him to start "****ing with me."
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Old 06-11-2013, 08:45 PM   #418
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he said he hates Donger. Not sure if he was joking.
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Old 06-11-2013, 08:47 PM   #419
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