Life My GF wont let me PIIHB anymore - Page 16

MTG#10 · 10-06-2010, 07:17 PM

When we first started dating my gf let me PIIHB 1-2 times a week. That was 6 months ago. She hasn't let me for at least two months now, and every time I bring it up she just says no way! She lured me in with PIIHB and now acts like it never happened. She also used to polish the yogurt cannon quite frequently and even let me ATM her sometimes but I cant even get her to do that anymore. She pulled the ol' bait and switch and I don't think I can trust her now.

**Old Dog** · 11-02-2010, 10:30 AM

I really wish she would. It would highly decrease the probability that you will ever reproduce again.

CoMoChief · 11-02-2010, 10:44 AM

I personally don't like anal sex.....I'd much rather have vaginal sex than have butt sex.

And ATM is just ****ing gross. Why don't you just tell her to shit in a ****ing bowl and you spoon-feed it to yourself?

Red Dawg · 11-02-2010, 12:12 PM

Try sticking it in her pussy. That's what it's for. The butt is for taking a shit and to give bundle of sticksgs something do.

HoneyBadger · 11-03-2010, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Tuckdaddy

Try sticking it in her pussy. That's what it's for. The butt is for taking a shit and to give pillowbitergs something do.

Amen.

Mecca · 11-03-2010, 09:40 PM

These last 2 posts get the

11-03-2010, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Mecca

These last 2 posts get the

Yes, we're all very well aware how much you enjoy the anal. Hootie has told us 100 times.

DenverChief · 11-04-2010, 01:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Metrolike

LOL, I know, you just sound a little prudish, that's all. If you don't like it, more power to you. The vast majority of girls don't let you do it anyway (in my experience, at least).

TLO · 06-06-2014, 05:59 PM

MTG thread

Pepe Silvia · 06-06-2014, 06:11 PM

I wish I was here when this thread was posted.

TLO · 06-06-2014, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by PackerinMo

I wish I was here when this thread was posted.

Me too. I always miss the good stuff.

Pepe Silvia · 06-06-2014, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Tuckdaddy

Try sticking it in her pussy. That's what it's for. The butt is for taking a shit and to give pillowbitergs something do.

This comment was gold.

MTG#10 · 06-06-2014, 06:32 PM

I am the king of trolling

listopencil · 06-06-2014, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

I'll bet she gave him a muddy snowball after...

Right up until now I was following along in the thread, and I was thinking, "Kind of gross, but whatever, different strokes and all." But this...this is hideous. Rep, and well done sir.

Pepe Silvia · 06-06-2014, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10

I am the king of trolling

So is she still not giving you butt sex?

MTG#10 · 06-06-2014, 06:46 PM

Last I heard she moved to Iowa. Ive been in a pretty serious relationship for a couple years now. This one doesn't let me PIIHB, but she's a good person so I deal with it.

10-06-2010, 07:17 PM
MTG#10 Mammoth penis Join Date: May 2006 Location: Springfield Casino cash: $7544386	My GF wont let me PIIHB anymore When we first started dating my gf let me PIIHB 1-2 times a week. That was 6 months ago. She hasn't let me for at least two months now, and every time I bring it up she just says no way! She lured me in with PIIHB and now acts like it never happened. She also used to polish the yogurt cannon quite frequently and even let me ATM her sometimes but I cant even get her to do that anymore. She pulled the ol' bait and switch and I don't think I can trust her now.
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Old Dog Supporter Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: North Central Kansas Casino cash: $4766131	I really wish she would. It would highly decrease the probability that you will ever reproduce again.
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CoMoChief Mahomes Dynasty Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Parts Unknown Casino cash: $8052254	I personally don't like anal sex.....I'd much rather have vaginal sex than have butt sex. And ATM is just **ing gross. Why don't you just tell her to shit in a **ing bowl and you spoon-feed it to yourself?
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06-06-2014, 06:46 PM	#240
MTG#10 Mammoth penis Join Date: May 2006 Location: Springfield Casino cash: $7544386	Last I heard she moved to Iowa. Ive been in a pretty serious relationship for a couple years now. This one doesn't let me PIIHB, but she's a good person so I deal with it.
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