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Carr4MVP 26 61.90%
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Old 07-19-2018, 06:20 PM  
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Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 27 - Carr4MVP versus Kman34

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.

Venue - In the Thunderdome (roaring audience present)
Starting Distance - 37 feet

Carr4MVP

Main Weapon - A star wars light saber (your choice of color)
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 6 Minutes
Special Factors - None

Kman34

Main Weapon - High-voltage cattle prod
Backup Weapon - Brass knuckles (both hands)

Prep Time - 8 Minutes
Special Factors - Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson will trail your opponent by 20 feet. At any point, you can summon him to charge your opponent from the rear and attempt a body slam. Can be used only once.
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Old 07-19-2018, 08:26 PM   #16
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I don't think this has the stopping power. Or any stopping power. Kman43 for the win...
I have years of experience with lightsabers.
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Old 07-19-2018, 08:29 PM   #17
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Since lightsabers are not possible at this point in time, Carr4MVP basically has a kids toy that is a giant low lumen flashlight. I am going to vote for The Rock on this one since he is real.
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I'd have to assume this is a real lightsaber and not the toy...
Need a ruling, Rainman!
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Old 07-19-2018, 08:34 PM   #18
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I'm taking the light saber.
Sounds uncomfortable
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Old 07-19-2018, 09:29 PM   #19
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Old 07-19-2018, 10:57 PM   #20
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Need a ruling, Rainman!
This is a real light saber. The tournament has the money to obtain authentic weapons.
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Old 07-19-2018, 11:13 PM   #21
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Old 07-19-2018, 11:16 PM   #22
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Old 07-19-2018, 11:37 PM   #23
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This is a real light saber. The tournament has the money to obtain authentic weapons.
It's hilarious that a lightsabers are where CP puts it's foot down on the authenticity of the CP Gladiator Tournament.
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Old 07-19-2018, 11:47 PM   #24
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Old 07-20-2018, 07:32 AM   #25
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Old 07-20-2018, 07:57 AM   #26
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Old 07-20-2018, 08:13 AM   #27
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Old 07-21-2018, 02:33 PM   #28
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We learn that a light saber can split a rock in two, and also a Kman34. Carr4MVP moves on to Round 2.
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Old 07-21-2018, 08:07 PM   #29
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We learn that a light saber can split a rock in two, and also a Kman34. Carr4MVP moves on to Round 2.
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Old 07-21-2018, 08:27 PM   #30
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The Rock and I have been consuming bath salts all afternoon so we are quite prepared to eat Carr’s face off... even if we are missing limbs..
Carr will be found with no face and a cattle prod up his ass...

I'm convinced.
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