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08-17-2013, 03:02 PM | Topic Starter |
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A present for all your urban hunting needs
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ERIC LIMER 49 minutes ago 4,133g1115L Finally, A Bulletproof Couch You Can Fill With Guns If you like guns, not being shot, and sitting, there's a new product on the market that is right up your extremely narrow alley. Meet Couchbunker: the ~$7,000 bulletproof sofa that's also a toy box for your guns. ========================== RELATED BedBunker: Sleep Soundly with WWIII Under Your Pillow I can't speak for everyone here, but if I could sleep every night atop my 32 rifles or 70 handguns, I'd just worry that the Boogie Man… Read… ========================= From the makers of Bedbunker, Couchbunker is just begging to be your 40-rifle, living room gun safe (40 rifles not included). And if you're a firm believer that the best defense is a good offense, you'll be glad to know that the questionably-comfortable bulletproof cushions are optional. But they do have handy arm straps and can stop bullets all the way up to a .44 Magnum, point blank. The Couchbunker comes in a few different styles and sizes, none of which are particularly pretty, but all of which are at least reasonably unassuming. You can check them out (and order them!) at the Couchbunker's website. It's one thing to be appropriately paranoid, but this ventures into a whole different realm. Still, it beats just watching TV while sitting on a naked stack of guns, right? Can't argue with comfort. [Couchbunker via WFAA via Fark] |
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08-17-2013, 03:10 PM | #2 |
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Because you never know when the "Zombie Apocalypse" is going to come.
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08-17-2013, 07:19 PM | #3 | |
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When the economy crashes and Obama can't pay for people's phones and food stamps, they're going to riot, raise hell and come out to the suburbs and rob the "haves" if you will.
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08-18-2013, 12:45 PM | #5 |
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you're not a racist POS ... no, not at all
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08-18-2013, 12:50 PM | #6 |
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08-18-2013, 02:30 PM | #7 | |
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Obama food stamps riot come out to the suburbs rob the "haves" yep, no racial overtones here all ... nothing to see, move along
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08-19-2013, 09:05 AM | #8 |
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Explain how my comment was racist? Do you even know what racism is?
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08-17-2013, 03:11 PM | #9 |
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I bet that's one heavy couch to move around lol....
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08-17-2013, 03:12 PM | #10 |
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08-17-2013, 04:10 PM | #11 |
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Ban couches
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08-17-2013, 07:05 PM | #12 |
Can these boys not play?
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08-17-2013, 07:23 PM | #13 |
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Bullet-proof? I wonder how well it stands up to 4 yr olds?
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08-18-2013, 12:47 PM | #15 |
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Frazod needs a "Bulletproof Fridge" version.
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