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Old 06-25-2009, 11:20 AM  
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Elvis Grbac: Not as sexy as initially indicated

This is absolutely hilarious. Photo is as queer as it gets without nudity.

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Elvis Grbac: Not as sexy as initially indicated

June 24th, 2009 by Jeff Pearlman



One of my favorite all-time stories is about Elvis Grbac (left), Rich Gannon (right) and People Magazine’s Sexiest Men issue from 1998. It is both outlandish and 100-percent true.

Back in the day I knew many People staffers, and they were all cool, fun, intelligent—and woefully ignorant about sports. Every year, in planning the Sexiest Men issue, People’s editors would ask a bunch of us at Sports Illustrated for suggestions and insight. In 1998, for a reason I’ll never understand, they decided not to seek out help.

The magazine chose Rich Gannon as its Sexiest Athlete. At the time, Gannon was a member of the Kansas City Chiefs. Still a couple of seasons removed from his golden tenure with the Raiders, Gannon was 33, handsome and likable. In other words, a solid choice. Yet People, being People, simply informed the photographer assigned to the piece that the Sexiest Athlete was the Chiefs’ quarterback. Hence, he took pictures of the Chiefs’ quarterback. Well, one of the Chiefs’ quarterbacks: Elvis Grbac.
Yup.

The pictures made their way back to the New York offices, and editors were dumbfounded. This was their Sexiest Athlete? Yet upon learning the truth, no one with the magazine had the heart (guts?) to tell Grbac that an unfathomable mistake had been made. As a result, Elvis Grbac reigns as People’s 1998 Sexiest Athlete.

The article’s final line says it all: “His personality makes him sexy.”

Amen.


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Old 06-25-2009, 12:17 PM   #16
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That is hilarious. Elvis just might have been the unsexiest quarterback in NFL history.. what a cruel joke.
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Old 06-25-2009, 12:20 PM   #17
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Jesus Christ you ****ing dumbass. This is hilarious, Chiefs-related, news.

SHUT THE **** UP.

If you don't listen to people telling you to shut the **** up, then why on earth (the area outside your mom's basement) would I listen to you?
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Old 06-25-2009, 12:21 PM   #18
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Old 06-25-2009, 12:25 PM   #19
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If you don't listen to people telling you to shut the **** up, then why on earth (the area outside your mom's basement) would I listen to you?
I'm smarter than you?
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Old 06-25-2009, 12:30 PM   #20
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Riiiiiight, that's it.....
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Old 06-25-2009, 12:31 PM   #21
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Thats pretty hilarious.
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Old 06-25-2009, 01:06 PM   #22
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oh yeah, we get to put another of clayton's BS threads over 100, make the tard feel validated people, make his world make sense.

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That's like voting for the class retard as prom king.
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Which Shawnee Mission High School is that football helmet from???
Well it is the same design as the sm west's team but west's colors are yellow and black. I just graduated from sm northwest.
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I couldn't find a pic of him crying.

So heres one of T.O.

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I couldn't find a pic of him crying.
Shoulda sent a PM...

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I couldn't find a pic of him crying.

So heres one of T.O.

haha looks like kanye west in that pic (without fish dicks of course)
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