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Old 05-23-2014, 08:35 AM  
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The Top 101 CP posters of 2014...Presented by htismaqe

This year we have a new presenter, but the butthurt levels expect to be the same. A poster that shall remain unnamed has been compiling the list and htis is going to deliver the smaque down. So it begins....

Without further adieu, we're kicking off the Top 101 Chiefsplanet Posters of 2014 by mentioning the one guy that ALMOST made it.

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Old 07-11-2014, 11:41 PM   #3571
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Not to be too personal or anything, but how many big black chicks have you banged???
Don't be a hater...
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Old 07-11-2014, 11:42 PM   #3572
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Dude...you put that as part of your sig.... Come onnnnnnnnn.
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Old 07-11-2014, 11:43 PM   #3573
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Asshole! My God! !
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"He had no teeth, and he was slobbering all over himself. I'm thinking, 'You can have your money back, just get me out of here. Let me go be an accountant." I can't tell you how badly I wanted out of there."
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I wish I always ended up at gay bars.
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Old 07-11-2014, 11:44 PM   #3574
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Don't be a hater...
Awwnaww hellnaww!!!
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Old 07-11-2014, 11:45 PM   #3575
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Dude...you put that as part of your sig.... Come onnnnnnnnn.
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Old 07-11-2014, 11:46 PM   #3576
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Old 07-11-2014, 11:46 PM   #3577
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A CHIEFS PLANET EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH DONGER!

SNR: Donger, thanks for being here, tonight! We all greatly appreciate it.

Donger: You're welcome.

S: Now, you're originally from the UK, yes? What would you say is the underlying cultural message purported by American media when they constantly cast British actors as villains?

D: Hmm?

S: You're British, yes?

D: I'm American.

S: But you grew up in the UK?

D: Yes.

S: You've seen good guy/bad guy movies before, yes? A couple of them?

D: Yes.

S: Have you noticed the trend of villains in these movies being played by British actors?

D: No.

S: Well, there is. And I was wondering if you had an opinion on that.

D: I really haven't noticed or thought about that sort of thing.

S: Can you at least hypothetically imagine the American movie industry creating that sort of trend in action movies? Then can you speculate using your experiences as a British-born person currently living in America as an American citizen why that might be the case?

D: Why?

S: It's part of the interview. That's a question I chose to ask because I thought it would be interesting. I thought it would reveal some things about who you are as a person. That's the purpose of this interview.

D: Okay.

S: So what about bad guys in American films being played by British actors?

D: I don't know. You'll have to ask them. I'm not an actor, nor am I British.

S: Oh for ****'s sake. Let's just move on. You're famous for your legendary feud with chiefs4me. Can you explain to people more about that and why she frustrated you so much?

D: I never had a problem with chiefs4me.

S: What? I saw you get upset with her at times. You called her names.

D: I did? Link?

S: I'm not going to waste time searching for one. I know you did.

D: Okay.

S: So you've got nothing?

D: I'm not sure what you're asking.

S: Why did you get so angry with chiefs4me all the time?

D: I was angry with her?

S: Yes, you were.

D: I don't recall that ever happening.

S: Again, moving on. You've been ranked #58 on the list of Chiefs Planet's Top 101 Posters. How do you feel about that ranking?

D: It's fine.

S: You don't think you should be higher or lower?

D: Should I?

S: Yes. I think you should try to advance the conversation a bit by answering the questions. That's the entire purpose of an interview, wouldn't you say?

D: Sure, that's fair. What do you want to know?

S: I want to know if you would care to share your opinion on your #58 ranking.

D: No, I don't care.

S: And that's it. Thank you and good night, Chiefs Planet!
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Old 07-11-2014, 11:47 PM   #3578
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. Rausch is killing me right now. Well played.

I'm going to open my laptop shortly, and you're gonna feel my sweet, sweet rep stick.
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Old 07-11-2014, 11:47 PM   #3579
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Not to be too personal or anything, but how many big black chicks have you banged??? Don't worry about disclosing this stuff to us... we are all just a bunch of ****-monkeys. I don't think any of us will look down on you for it....

So what's the number??? Not to be too personal or anything.
Actually only one. They kinda scare me, tbh.
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Old 07-11-2014, 11:48 PM   #3580
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Back on track for a little while then straight into a brick wall.
I'd argue burst has been achieved!

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"He had no teeth, and he was slobbering all over himself. I'm thinking, 'You can have your money back, just get me out of here. Let me go be an accountant." I can't tell you how badly I wanted out of there."
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Old 07-11-2014, 11:49 PM   #3581
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. Rausch is killing me right now. Well played.

I'm going to open my laptop shortly, and you're gonna feel my sweet, sweet rep stick.
Yeah... Rausch is definitely one funny motor scooter.
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Old 07-11-2014, 11:51 PM   #3582
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Oh my gentle Jesus. That was amazing.
It was ****ing perfect.

That's likely the best "essence" of a poster yet.

BRA-THE-****-G00000000000000000000000000000000000000L!
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I wish I always ended up at gay bars.
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Old 07-11-2014, 11:56 PM   #3583
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Yeah... Rausch is definitely one funny motor scooter.
Come on guy.

Buddy.

Look, I dress like a 50 year old lesbian. You dress like an ambiguous 20-something latino male.

You'd get more drinks at teh gay bar.

Hell, we should do this. I think I could DEFINITELY get more drinks at a (gay only) bar even though I'm tubbs like a bee hive...
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"He had no teeth, and he was slobbering all over himself. I'm thinking, 'You can have your money back, just get me out of here. Let me go be an accountant." I can't tell you how badly I wanted out of there."
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I wish I always ended up at gay bars.
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Old 07-12-2014, 12:00 AM   #3584
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Actually only one. They kinda scare me, tbh.
Yeah....I can imagine them being very....persistent.

I've been with one overweight girl in my days. An overweight white girl.... Worst decision ever. I had to imagine a hot chick while doing it with her...had to have my eyes closed and everything. I didn't even want to do it. I was a Freshman in college and I had this fatty who just wouldn't lay off or take a hint. My friends (who had all been with fatties...I think it was one of those "misery wants company type of deals") all convinced my drunken self that I had some sort of reversed beer goggles going on. They actually convinced my drunk ass that she was actually hotter than I perceived her at the moment and I was so stupid drunk that I believed them. And I had intercourse with her....and with my eyes closed, I had to think of a different chick to maintain a chub.

It was awful. My friends made fun of me for a few weeks and that fat girl stalked me for the next 3.5 years of college. Fat girls be crazy, yo...not worth it.
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Old 07-12-2014, 12:02 AM   #3585
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58. Donger







A CHIEFS PLANET EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH DONGER!



SNR: Donger, thanks for being here, tonight! We all greatly appreciate it.



Donger: You're welcome.



S: Now, you're originally from the UK, yes? What would you say is the underlying cultural message purported by American media when they constantly cast British actors as villains?



D: Hmm?



S: You're British, yes?



D: I'm American.



S: But you grew up in the UK?



D: Yes.



S: You've seen good guy/bad guy movies before, yes? A couple of them?



D: Yes.



S: Have you noticed the trend of villains in these movies being played by British actors?



D: No.



S: Well, there is. And I was wondering if you had an opinion on that.



D: I really haven't noticed or thought about that sort of thing.



S: Can you at least hypothetically imagine the American movie industry creating that sort of trend in action movies? Then can you speculate using your experiences as a British-born person currently living in America as an American citizen why that might be the case?



D: Why?



S: It's part of the interview. That's a question I chose to ask because I thought it would be interesting. I thought it would reveal some things about who you are as a person. That's the purpose of this interview.



D: Okay.



S: So what about bad guys in American films being played by British actors?



D: I don't know. You'll have to ask them. I'm not an actor, nor am I British.



S: Oh for ****'s sake. Let's just move on. You're famous for your legendary feud with chiefs4me. Can you explain to people more about that and why she frustrated you so much?



D: I never had a problem with chiefs4me.



S: What? I saw you get upset with her at times. You called her names.



D: I did? Link?



S: I'm not going to waste time searching for one. I know you did.



D: Okay.



S: So you've got nothing?



D: I'm not sure what you're asking.



S: Why did you get so angry with chiefs4me all the time?



D: I was angry with her?



S: Yes, you were.



D: I don't recall that ever happening.



S: Again, moving on. You've been ranked #58 on the list of Chiefs Planet's Top 101 Posters. How do you feel about that ranking?



D: It's fine.



S: You don't think you should be higher or lower?



D: Should I?



S: Yes. I think you should try to advance the conversation a bit by answering the questions. That's the entire purpose of an interview, wouldn't you say?



D: Sure, that's fair. What do you want to know?



S: I want to know if you would care to share your opinion on your #58 ranking.



D: No, I don't care.



S: And that's it. Thank you and good night, Chiefs Planet!

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