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**luv** · 11-29-2010, 09:20 PM

http://www.dumblaws.com/

For state of Missouri:

-It is illegal to have oral sex.
-Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820).
-It is not illegal to speed.

By city:

Buckner
-In this small town of only 4,000, yard waste may be burned any day except Sunday.

Columbia
-You can not have a antenna exposed outside of your house yet you can have a 25′ satellite dish.
-Though clotheslines are banned, clothes may be draped over a fence.
-One may not drink in a bar between 2:00 and 6:00 AM.

Kansas City
-Minors are not allowed to purchase cap pistols, however they may buy shotguns freely.
-Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited.

Marceline
-Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters.

Marquette
-It is illegal for more than four unrelated persons to occupy the same dwelling (The Brothel Law).

Mole
-Frightening a baby is in violation of the law.

Natchez
-It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants.

Purdy
-Dancing is strictly prohibited.

St. Louis
-It’s illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket.
-A milk man may not run while on duty.

University City
-Four women may not rent an apartment together.
-No person may own a PVC pipe.
-No person may have a “yard sale” in their front yard.
-Houses may not have lights on them that shine into the window of a neighbor’s house.
-It is illegal to request for someone to “watch over” your parked car.
-One may not honk another’s horn.

-King- · 11-30-2010, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv

http://www.dumblaws.com/

For state of Missouri:

-It is illegal to have oral sex.
-Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820).
-It is not illegal not to speed.

Is that last law still active? Cause it would be funny to throw that in the face of a cop when they pull you over. Doubt it's still active though.
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Sofa King · 11-30-2010, 09:14 AM

South Dakota

If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them.

No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants.

It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.

City Laws in South Dakota
Spearfish - If three or more Indians are walking down the street together, they can be considered a war party and fired upon.

Boy, we apparantly really hate indians.

Boise_Chief · 11-30-2010, 10:06 AM

IDAHO

Boise
Residents may not fish from a giraffe’s back.

Coeur d Alene
If a police officer approaches a vehicle and suspects that the occupants are engaging in sex, he must either honk, or flash his lights and wait for three minutes before approaching the car.
(This is a fairly new law from the late 80's I remember it being passed, don't remember the story why)

Eagle
Dirt may not be swept from one�s house into the street.Full text of the law. Bicycles are not allowed in the tennis courts.Full text of the law.
Persons may not camp out on sidewalks in the city.Full text of the law.

Pocatello
A law passed in 1912 provided that “The carrying of concealed weapons is forbidden, unless some are exhibited to public view.

A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face.

11-29-2010, 09:20 PM
luv MY LITTLE #15 Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $6259600	www.dumblaws.com http://www.dumblaws.com/ For state of Missouri: -It is illegal to have oral sex. -Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820). -It is not illegal to speed. By city: Buckner -In this small town of only 4,000, yard waste may be burned any day except Sunday. Columbia -You can not have a antenna exposed outside of your house yet you can have a 25′ satellite dish. -Though clotheslines are banned, clothes may be draped over a fence. -One may not drink in a bar between 2:00 and 6:00 AM. Kansas City -Minors are not allowed to purchase cap pistols, however they may buy shotguns freely. -Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited. Marceline -Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters. Marquette -It is illegal for more than four unrelated persons to occupy the same dwelling (The Brothel Law). Mole -Frightening a baby is in violation of the law. Natchez -It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants. Purdy -Dancing is strictly prohibited. St. Louis -It’s illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. -A milk man may not run while on duty. University City -Four women may not rent an apartment together. -No person may own a PVC pipe. -No person may have a “yard sale” in their front yard. -Houses may not have lights on them that shine into the window of a neighbor’s house. -It is illegal to request for someone to “watch over” your parked car. -One may not honk another’s horn.
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11-30-2010, 09:14 AM	#32
Sofa King Hello Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Dakota Casino cash: $1102096 VARSITY	South Dakota If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them. No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants. It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory. City Laws in South Dakota Spearfish - If three or more Indians are walking down the street together, they can be considered a war party and fired upon. Boy, we apparantly really hate indians.
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11-30-2010, 10:06 AM	#33
Boise_Chief The Lurkiest Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Boise,ID Casino cash: $2574188	IDAHO Boise Residents may not fish from a giraffe’s back. Coeur d Alene If a police officer approaches a vehicle and suspects that the occupants are engaging in sex, he must either honk, or flash his lights and wait for three minutes before approaching the car. (This is a fairly new law from the late 80's I remember it being passed, don't remember the story why) Eagle Dirt may not be swept from one�s house into the street.Full text of the law. Bicycles are not allowed in the tennis courts.Full text of the law. Persons may not camp out on sidewalks in the city.Full text of the law. Pocatello A law passed in 1912 provided that “The carrying of concealed weapons is forbidden, unless some are exhibited to public view. A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face.
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