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Romantic all the way abay. Humphrey Bogart got nothing on me! | 5 | 22.73% | |
Neanderthal to the core | 5 | 22.73% | |
Do ya really think I care what she thinks about me anyway? | 5 | 22.73% | |
I wanna be just like Gaz, he's the perfect man | 7 | 31.82% | |
Voters: 22. You may not vote on this poll |
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05-22-2006, 03:54 AM | Topic Starter |
Boom, Boom , Crash
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What kind of man are you?
I just answered a question posed by a "lady" on another site I was reading the message boards in, and she posed a question."Why are boy’s so fricken complicated?"
Now realizing she’s more than likely a teenager it got me thinking. How many of you "he man Chiefsplanet Men" are actually romantics, or neanderthals? If you can: -Recite at least 5 mins of dialog from "HER" favorite movie -make her breakfast without being asked -make her smile by rattling off "Bogart" lines -actually care how she feels -offer HER the remote control -open doors/refuse to let her carry packages -hold her hand while you walk through the mall -rent a "Chick flick" instead of a blood and gut’s thriller every now and then -tell her "no dear, you have a drink, I’ll drive " -Can remember any of the following about her : Birthday, favorite color, anniversary , movie, flower, scent, tolerate her pet animal. -kiss her good night/good morning as soon as you wake up -Give her flowers just because. -have her call you at 3 am on a Saturday night so you can make sure she and her friends get home safely from the bar. YOUR NOT PUSSY WHIPPED, you’re a romantic. On the other hand... -If you could care less she’s stuck head first in the deep freeze cuz the Chiefs are at 4th and inches on a goal line drive. -wouldn’t be caught dead in a clothing store while she tries on new outfits -offer to pay for the snacks at the theater as long as SHE stands in line to get them -offer to "get" breakfast as soon as she’s ready to head out to McDonalds -faithfully pull back out of the driveway so you can get her birthday card before she sees you come home. -if you can count the time spent with the "boy’s" in hours as opposed to time spent with her in minutes -Can’t remember anything about her except she’s a great lay Your probably a neanderthal. So which one are you? (According to the Mrs. And quite a few of her girlfriends I’m a true die hard romantic) Lady’s, feel free to add to this topic. I’m sure there’s a few men around here who could use a does of "What can I do to make the better half stop throwing stuff at me" Poll to follow |
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05-22-2006, 04:11 AM | #2 |
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I've always been a romantic.
With one or two neanderthal tendencies. However, being a perpetual solo act, my romanticism is wasted. |
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05-22-2006, 04:24 AM | #3 | |
Boom, Boom , Crash
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05-22-2006, 05:51 AM | #4 |
Homer go crazy!!!
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Gaz
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05-22-2006, 08:04 AM | #5 |
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I'm a romantic neanderthal. I always offer to let her drink the neck blood of the mammoth before I dive into it.
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05-22-2006, 08:57 AM | #6 |
Run Chiefs fans, run!!
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I'm kind of both but when its fourth and inches on the goal line it damn well better be life threating.
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